Be me

>be me
>High skool autist
>meet girl
>High school
>After skool drama start dating
>We end up dating for a long tinme
>Both of us are complete spergs but I love her
>She finally says it back one day
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>But she keeps refusing sex
>Brings me to the edge and then stops
>Join navy and it gets worse
>Eventually I end up calling her and asked her if we had a future
>"Not user, we don't."
> "With you gone i don't really think about you. Its like, outta sight outta mind you know?"

no one cares about your gay love story

that picture hurts, way too close to home

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It's a friend's autistic love story, it was 4 pages long. I made it more concise kek. Her words did hit home for me though. Thought Id share, sorry user. I'll just go kms now.

This one usually gets me

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nice Sup Forumslog post, Sup Forumsro! xD Sup Forumsrofist!

>Be me
>also join the navy user
>love it
>going submarines
>meet a girl, 7.5 outta ten geeky glasses n dnd n shit
>we'll call her Sam
>Sam was a really nice girl
>she was great in fact, always fun to be around, everyone loved her
>she always made me smile you know?
>well, it went on and started to get more serious
>she found out about some of my more personal history
>when she did she comepletely changed.
>started to get way more aggressive
>and sexual
>wouldn't take no for an answer
>eventually she assaulted me
> sex didn't happen after I pulled a gun on her
>but she beat the shit outta me, I couldn't hit back or I would be accused of domestic abuse
>she just dissapeared
>years later
>Navy is taking an official statement from me about the incident
> Give them her name
>they get back to me and say she doesn't exist
>Nobody believes me

I don't know guys, this doesn't really have a hard punchline like most stories. It's not even that bad. Just thought I would share because navy. It was a weird experience. Don't join the navy, if you get assaulted or raped they will just cover it up.

did you bone your friends gf while he was gone?

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That's how I want to die, cuddling my favourite cat, forget the wife and kids where's furry bollocks?

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You're a faggot

Is this a tattoo on her hand?

this is the power of normalfags...

what a faggot lol

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the name of your cat is furry bollocks??

why lol

>2018
>says "lol" unironically
>sodoku

lol

Dude you seem new and I would advise against making threads for now

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>posting for 2 years
>called a newfag
>please kill me

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>retarded language
>fake "love" story which you later apologize for
>improper use of kek
>obviously try to act cool
>only a newfag would say 2 years isnt newfag

I was only giving you some advice.

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nah your advice is shitty, and kek is literally a translation of lol in the original wow. Soooo technically not improper usage. Furthermore not a fake love story. Just doctored it up to start a feels thread. Please, feel free yo kys.

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I cried, thanks user.

I'm not a sociopath after all.

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not feels but

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