How fucked am I b/ros?

How fucked am I b/ros?

loose anus/10

Jokes aside here plis. Shitting, what appears to be blood, doesn't seem quite normal.

Just go to a doctor, whatever it is waiting won't help.

stfu and reach in there and jerk off with it

Prob hemoroids

Don't know, man. Usually bright blood is a surface tear or hemorrhoid. Darker blood... might not be good. Get to the doctor.

colon cancer

thats ketchup

>assuming it's blood and not BBQ sauce

FAGGOT

This is morgellons disease and is very serious.

That's when you shove things into your ass and tear your anus internally right?

So should I be freaking out right now? Yay nay?

It looks like blood from your bowel. bro. Could be a number of things.... an intestinal tear, cancer, who knows? You shouldn't fuck around. I'm no doctor but I know possible warning signs. Are you having any stomach pain? Regardless, you should see someone.

No, that's something else. This is morgellons disease and is very serious.

Have you eaten anything close to that color recently?

Is it when you blow out your O ring because your anus muscles have become flabby and weak from not being flexed and worked over well enough?

No, nothing at all on that spectrum

shameless self bump

No, that's something else. This is morgellons disease and is very serious.

Thenks

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Do you drink alot of alcool?

Same thing happens to me when I drink a lot of alcohol or milk. Ever since I stayed away from them, I no longer have bloody shits. If you have bloody shits despite staying away from those 2, then you probably have cancer. Go to a doctor, unless you are uninsured and live in America, then you are fucked.

It's time to go to the doctor, seriously....