Does this mean it's good? They're moving it out of the "fuck you it's January" spot

Does this mean it's good? They're moving it out of the "fuck you it's January" spot.

slashfilm.com/the-dark-tower-delayed/

They are probably reshooting the hell out of it trying to salvage it.

>inb4 development hell

It could mean they THINK its good. Or its a cluster fuck and they are reshooting

After watching the leaked trailer, the movie will without a doubt be shit

>I have literally zero clue about this ip

Meh. Pass.

>Idris Elba is in it

I'll watch it. The guy's fucking awesome. A real great actor.

>inb4 blacked! Cuck! Etc.

Yeah, fuck off. He's a good actor and you memeing won't change that.

Wait, is that Roland? Please tell me the SJW bullshit didn't get its hands on it.

Yep that Roland
This whole thing is shit

Nothing about this, including what can be seen of the art design from the released pics, remotley comports with the look I imagined when I read the books. I'm not interested.

who will play idris elba in the upcoming idris elba biopic?

From the leaked story they butchered to casting SJW fuckery this is fucked and I'm not even going to waste bandwidth pirating this shit. The only thing they got right was McConahey as Flag.

Yep, that's it.

And the production staff responded to questions about casting with "FUCK YOU, RACISTS!!!!".

And Stephen King is endorsing it because he's an out-of-touch old liberal retard that's terrified of being labeled "racist".

Lennie James. Morgan off TWD.

Don't even give s shit about this anymore, since they're developing a tv show that takes place in Roland's childhood/Affiliation years.

If HBO is smart, they'll pick it up and go full-Thrones with it, or if another cable network is smart they'll pick it up and have it compete with Westworld

Have to agree with you on King...and Boomer liberals in general. They still believe they are on the side of "hippies n' free love"

>That black guy from that gangster show

No thanks.

friend of mine went to a test screening of it because I couldn't make it and told me it's shit. Basically the same as all the young adult novel adaptations. It even ends with a blue laser finale

>they made Roland black
Doesn't this ruin the whole relationship between Roland and the racist black disabled woman?

I mean, even a faithful adaption of the books themselves would STILL be a shitty movie.

Do yall remember how fucking WEIRD these books were? Blaine the Monorail and demon rape circles and Spider Baby vs Pigdog and an army of Dr. Dooms with Harry Potter Weapons vs 7 Samurai and Santa Claus with a bag of grenades and Wizard of Oz and holy fuckkkk.

None of this shit would ever work on screen without looking like the goofiest shit ever.

>implying hollywood is not attempting to pioneer goofkino

Jackie Chan

>The Dark Tower
>Starring Idris Elba

what did they mean by this?

>blue laser finale
is Dark Tower destined to have a shitty ending in every form of media?

>HBO will go with Dune, literally unadaptable instead of Dark Tower.

The Dark Veiny Meaty Tower

hmm, makes you think desu

I thought the first book could work as a good somber movie, the timeline in the first half how he's telling the story of the town to the dessert dweller, then continueing firward from there. The revenant style camera work following a Clint Eastwood clone through the dessert? I'd watch it.

>entire book centered around blacks being racist against whites
>i-it doesnt matter that he's black
Thoroughly cucked.

A surreal somber western would be cool, too bad from books 3 onward the series goes total gonzo.