What was Sup Forums's first fap

What was Sup Forums's first fap

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I honestly do not remember my first fap, but I have fapped hundreds of times sense then.

A maxim issue with Jennifer Lopez on the cover. This was the late 90s

some shitty porno on hbo
i rubbed until it burned then spooge sort of leaked out

Some lesbian porn I found in my uncle's room on VHS

A half naked girl from a tag off a loofah my mom bought. I hid it in my k nex helicopter hanging from my ceiling in the late 90s

My imagination in 8th grade. Watery first load freaked me out, didnt know what it was really

My first porn purchase when I turned 18 was a vhs called no man's land. Nothing but girl on girl action

when i was about 5 I put my dick in a shampoo bottle while taking a bath, popped my cherry, got scared, and showed my dad. Feelsbad

GTA 4 lap dance at the strip club. I remember my dick was bleeding but it felt nice.

I think i was 6 or 7. It was to anything in particular though.

Playboy website on the family I also forgot to delete the history but blamed it on my sister

Family computer*

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About 10 or 11, just chilling in bed and playing with my dick. It felt good and then it felt REALLY good, got my first drygasm. Been fapping every day since, didn't start using porn or ejaculating until a year or two later

A night in paris

scrambled cable porn

lesbian asian french kissing on youtube

i pictured fucking my stepmother at gunpoint
am i sick?

Like material or technique. My first material was literally googling dicks when I was 11. My first technique was with the vibrating head on an electric toothbrush brush

sears catalog

A Naruto hentai flash game

Watching myself in the mirror wearing my scout uniform.

Lillymon

mah man

A chick fucking a tree when I was 7

Just happened one day before school, I went in my closet and shut the door and decided to use my hand because I figured it was kind of vagina like. Felt pretty good but I didn't finish. I tried it in the bath a few days later and I had an orgasm (I distinctly remember it hurting) also I was young so my cum was completely clear.

Shakira's ass

Cute!

First time:
Step 1: pinch thumb and mid finger together like you are going to snap
Step 2: doing 1 with both hands, grasp the skin on both sides of your dick, pinching the loose skin
Step: 3 pull the skin side to side, rubbing the width of your dick directly under the head
Step 4:
Step 5: continue until emission of splooge
Step 6: Profit???

Porn:
Images of females from clothing catalogs

Nina heartly.

honestly cant remember.
might have been some half-censored porn site in the early 00s.

I've fapped thousands of times since then so -shrug-

All I knew about erections was that they felt good. Too young to know you can do something with them. Around age 8, we were renovating our living room. I was tasked with sanding a door. The sander was one of those vibrating little palm sanders and I was sanding the lower part of the door while sitting in a folding chair. My arm got tired, so I rested it in my lap...while it was running.
>Hey... feels kinda good
>No one's around, continue
>Hey... feels better
>HEY...HEY!!!!
>CAPTAIN KANGAROO ON CRUTCHES WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>AHHhhhhhhh

Later tried to replicate this with my hands...figured it all out. Thought I'd discovered a secret wonder of the world.

Later still, fapped to Sears and JC Penney catalogs.

It was super cute looking back on it.. and it was very fun. I shot my first wetcum and I was shocked.

There were these magazines that had like phone sex hotline numbers on the last page, and they showed half naked women and I think that's when I got my first boner. I fapped to them later on.

Was about 10 or 11. My swim coach was this super hot college student named (I shit you not) Tim Longwood. One day I sneaked a peek at him in one of the changing rooms and yep, he was fucking hung. Started playing with my dick one night while imagining the two of us showering together. I remember it feeling better and better until I dry climaxed. Almost 20 years later and nothing since has compared to that first fap.

And yes, I'm still a size queen.

...

dunno what I first imagin-fapped to the first website was redasses.com I think

wud snif

A youtube let's play of leizure suit Larry. I didnt even notice that cum came out, so I kept rubbing until it turned into a foamy froth

Britney spears 2001 vmas

Help spread the fake news Sup Forums

Tricky, but I was able to fap to this.

What bout this

What about this?

demon girl

School bathroom
5th grade

around 7 just casually then started imagining girls at around 9 or 10. ah the days of shooting blanks

12ish, I first started by stuffing my underwear with a shirt and used a scrubbing motion to masturbate. Felt good till I used my hand and imagination

I was like 5. I remember being naked while changing and had to go to the bathroom, but can't run down the hall naked, so I was rubbing my peepee to help stop the urge when for some reason I decided to lay belly down on the shag carpet floor I guess to run against a harder surface than my hands, but bright idea, what if I keep rubbing so I can delay the pee even longer? And eventually it started feeling good and I'd 'fap' like that too I was maybe 10 or so or wnvr people start getting boners

some cp on kazaa or limewire

Imagination fap to my neighbour who was developing waaaay earlier than my other classmates (6th grade)

Mine was unintentional I suppose. When I was 11 or 12 I realized that if I held my breath it feels good. So I put a Walmart bag over my head and that feeling of loss of control aroused me. One day I felt this burning and threw the bag off to see I had cum. I freaked the fuck out because I didn't know that was supposed to happen. This was in the early 90s so before the internet.

nudes?

Homosexual

I do not have nudes of my neighbour from the 6th grade, officer.

I put a vibrating massager on my dick and pissed out white stuff

loser.

First fap was a handjob from a friend while watching porn together in like the 5th grade. He told me he wasn't gay so it was ok.
20 years later, i found out he has a bf.
What a doozy.

But hows your boyfriend?

bra and panties section of the woolworths magazine

ma_nigga.pdf

Heather Thomas, circa 1983

Didn't even know what fapping was then. I just knew I wanted to somehow combine her and my penis and dry humped my bed until something wonderful happened and I somehow lost interest.

TOPKEK
fucking faggot im not gay

...says the guy getting handjobs from his friend....

HANDJOB. SINGULAR.
It never happened again, it was an occurance of childhood innocence.

uh huh....

kek

Was about to say underage but then I realized how long ago that show first aired. What scene was it?

>Nofap for about a week after falling 3-4 times everyday for 4+ years
>Decide to try fantasizing about girl I have a date with soon
>Go for about 10 minutes straight, fucking best feeling ever
>Splooge the biggest load I've ever done into sock
>Almost passed out from orgasm

Now actively worried about what's going to happen when we finally get down to fucking.

>you

Corruption of champions

Aya Brea - Parasite Eve

And I miss read the fucking thread topic. That was my best.

First was some shitty children's show when I was 13. I believe it was "Dani's House" or something? Anyway it was an episode where the main character got an emotional style makeover and became a Grade A big titty goth girl.

It's probably why I sitll like goths to this day.

i was dry humping the side of my bed watching a movie during mid 90's. the only thing i remember from that movie it that it have a blond women with curly hairs with a tank top fucking a dude in a pit if i remember correctly

honestly i barely remember my first fap, i was probably around 12 or 13 and it was underwhelming because i couldn’t bust one at the time, didnt watch porn or even look at anything sexually appealing. just sat there and tugged my dick until i felt like it was done

(pic unrelated)

Early one night when I was three or four (I started school when I was four and I know it was before that) I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep so I rolled around in bed for a bit trying to find a good position in which I could sleep. After a bit I found that my dick was stiff and whenever I turned over and it rubbed against something it felt good. Eventually I rolled over onto my stomach and began to rub it against the bed, it felt even better so I reached down and began to press it close to my stomach while I rubbed it. It felt better than anything I had known up to that point so I kept rubbing until I reached what I now know was an orgasm. I did this many nights after and even sometimes during the day I would do it on the couch. I'm pretty sure both my sisters and my brother saw. I did this until one day my mother caught me on the couch and scolded me, she told me "It is against god to touch your penis." so I stopped.

I don't remember when it was, but it was an episode of David Letterman with Anne Hathaway on it.

This picture may or may not be a scene from my first fap.

Shower tug thinking of that big titted chick in my science class

Semper Fi!

>tfw ruined roast

...

That could've ended badly. I was expecting palm sander up the ass.

It wasn't the spinning kind... just a really powerful vibration. Plus, I was smart enough, even at age 8, to rest it in my lap with the handle side down.

some weird vore story I read without realizing what it was, I just kept reading it and found myself getting an erection. Absentmindedly I began to stroke my dick and was very surprise when I came because I hadn't quite known what masturbating was at the time since I was 12.

You know this is literally the most /b thread? Adding spideys will just make more so.

Do you remember what it was about?

My mom.

Literally this picture. It was in a video game magazine. I found it years later online and couldn't believe my eyes.

Jesus the first story was terrifying. I thought you >

>"stroked 3-4 times a week and never came for years

I thought you were a wizard

im one of those autismos who has been getting off since toddlerdom but the first time i did it intentionally i think what set me off was the drummer in a band.

>11 years old
>On the toilet
>Looked down "hey that looks like a joystick"
>swing it around like a joystick
>Noticed it was getting hard
>Kept doing it
>"hmm...this feels good"
>Continue until I had the urge to pee (what I thought was pee)
>Shot down into the toilet
>Thought what I did was bad and did it the next day
>Then look up "Naked women" on google and thats how I found out about internet porn

First fap was my imagination
But my fist porn was called "stud fucks around with a long blonde whore"

Rode my pillow to a picture of Iman, Bowie's wife, and stopped temporarily with shock when I felt that first ball pump....good times man

Hentai.

Had a shared shower with my sister, so she kept toys in there, like a bunch of naked barbies. Took enough showers to think of them sexually, so i took my stiff weiner to in-between one of their legs
Feelsgood.jpg
start doing it with hand.
Cums.
And that /B is my first fap story

Fantasized about super smart girl I knew when I was in second grade being eaten by a snake. Her name was Natasha I think. No clue what sex was, no clue what vore is. never even used a computer back then but some reason both kind of clicked.

I dunno if this could be considered "fap" but here it is anyways
>be me, 11-12
>be in class
>be sitting, minding my own business
>i decide to move a bit
>booom
>feel intense pleasure
>tried to do it again, boom again
>this feels amazing

afterwards i tried to get that feeling again but i couldn't so i gave up

...

My first fap
>be me in 5th grade around 10-11
>remember my friend told me earlier in the year >about fapping
>One day get really bored in my house and have >nothing to do
>I start touching myself
>feels good.jpeg
>remember what friend told me
>start doing what he told me and it feels so good
>my legs are spread open at this point and My >fapping is slow
>ohh shit I'm gonna cum/didn't know what it was at >the time
>at the end my body goes into a orgasm
>felt so good but don't do it ever again until end of
>Until I bust my first nut