I HAVE A QUESTION TO FELLOW SCANDINAVIANS. WHY SHOULD WE NOT JOIN RUSSIA?
WE ARE IN A TIME WHEN WE MUST THOROUGHLY RECONSIDER OUR LOYALITIES. THE USA ARE CRUMBLING. THEY ARE WEAK WITH DECADENCE, PRIDE AND DYING GREED-RIDDEN CAPITALISM. LOANING MONEY TO BUY BACK THEIR OWN DEBT WHILE RAPIDLY DISINTEGRATING WITH FEMINISM AND DEGENERACY. THEY ARE RULED BY AN EXTREME PSYCHOPATH ISLAMIST, ARE DESPISED BY MOST OF THE WORLD, AND IF MERKEL'S WITCH SISTER HILLARY BECOMES THEIR LEADER SHE WILL TURN USA INTO THE CESSPIT GERMANY IS TODAY. THIS MEANS THEY CAN NO LONGER BE TRUSTED AS ALLIES
WE MUST ALSO RESCUE SWEDEN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. TO WITNESS OUR COUSINS DRIFTING BLINDFOLDED WITH HANDS TIED BEHIND THEIR BACKS INTO SELF-ANNIHILATION, KEKED INTO TOTAL SUBMISSION, IS LESS FRIGHTENING THAN IT IS HEART-WRENCHING. THE SAME HEROIC RESISTANCE FINS AND NORWEGIANS GAVE STALIN AND THE NAZIS CAN BE AWOKEN AGAINST THE SCOURGE OF ISLAM, BUT TO TRULY LIBERATE TJORVEN FROM PERPETUAL RAPE, THIS ALONE MIGHT NOT PROVE SUFFICIENT. SCANDINAVIA WAS ONCE A SOURCE OF FEARED CONQUERORS. TODAY IT SEEMS TO MERELY BE A SOURCE OF FEARFUL SELF-LOATHING. WITH THE STATE SCANDINAVIAN MALES ARE IN, WOULD WE BE ALLOWED INTO THE RANKS OF THE NORDIC ARMADAS OF OUR FOREBEARS, OR EVEN QUALIFY AS MEN IN THEIR EYES? ARE THE RESIDENTS OF VALHALL LAUGHING AT, OR MOURNING US AT THIS POINT? I'M GUESSING THE LATTER
RUSSIA, OUR NEIGHBOURS. HELD BACK BY WESTERN SANCTIONS, LIES AND ABUSE BY OUR LEADERS. A GLORIOUS AND POWERFUL EMPIRE WITH A VIRTUOUS BASED PEOPLE AND STELLAR MILITARY POWER, WHOSE SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY MADE THE USA DESPERATE ENOUGH TO FAKE A MOON LANDING. OUR VIKING BLOOD IS BONDED WITH THE WARRIORS IN THE EAST, NOT THE DIVIDING AND DECEITFUL MIXED BREED MONGRELS AND SHIFTY EYED JEWS OF AMERICA. THE RUSSIANS HAVE A STRONG SUPREME COMMANDER WHO DECIMATED ISIS WHILE THE DESPONDENT TERRORIST KING OBAMA CRIED, WATCHING HIS WORTHLESS “ARMY” BEING TRAMPLED
WE MUST STOP TREATING RUSSIA LIKE ENEMIES. THEY SHOULD BE A NATURAL ALLIED TO US, BUT DUE TO AMERICAN FEARMONGERING, PROPAGANDA AND THREATS, THIS IS UNFORTUNATELY NOT THE CASE. THE USA HAVE UNKNOWN MASSES OF NATO RESOURCES AND EQUIPMENT HIDDEN IN OUR FJORDS, FORESTS AND MOUNTAINS. WHY SHOULD WE NOT LET THE RUSSIANS HAVE THEM ALL AND TELL THE DIABETIC KFC PIGS TO GET FUCKED? SURE, IF TRUMP THE UNIFIER MIRACULOUSLY CLAIMS VICTORY IN THE COMING FARCE THEY CALL A DEMOCRATIC ELECTION THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR THE AMERICANS TO RETRIEVE THEIR COUNTRY, GET ON A HEALTHY DIET AND BECOME RELEVANT AND RESPECTED AGAIN. BUT IF NOT; WE SHOULD UNITE WITH PUTIN
Jaxson Lee
idk man russia seems kinda gay
Jace Hill
>THE USA ARE CRUMBLING Are you implying that Russia isn't crumbling? Russia is way worse than USA.
Sebastian Smith
Russia seem big now, but they haven't much longevity behind them. Bit of a losing bet if you ask me.
Dominic Howard
this coming from person who lives in a country where animal sex farms are completely normal. oy vey
Leo Rivera
Norway and Finland (i dunno about sweden), have a huge pro russian movement formed mostly by armed forced and police, that are waiting the appropiate moment (probably a massive chimp out) to make a coup detat and align themselves to russia
just be ready and stop writing on caps
Elijah Rodriguez
Do you have a better alternative?
Jacob Hughes
How do you know of this user?
Ryder Cruz
[citation needed]
Logan Collins
wat
Jordan Smith
just wait and see
Jaxson Myers
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Jack James
> WHY SHOULD WE NOT JOIN RUSSIA? How about no?
Aaron Wilson
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
Grayson Morales
if you think that an organizated armed movement whose goal is to coup 2 countries of the NATO is going to have leaked info on the net then you should go back to your herds in the steppe
Ryan Rogers
NORWAY ARE YOU OKAY
Zachary Morgan
it you own fault for aligning with Jews you deserves everything you receive faggot
Andrew Morales
when russiaboos start chimping out they will be dealt with faster than jamals welfare
Mason Cox
Trying to decide which super power can protect you now america is crumbling fucking kek keep believing the memes we have the same problems we have always had you fucks immigrate a few Muslims and start crumbling man the fuck up
Gavin Perez
I think I explained myself wrong
they are waiting for a massive chimp out of other people, you know whose
you ask us to join you, then turn around and insult us. Way to go brother, trying to make us join your course.
also, nah, instead of learning on ruski or burger, lets just unite into a scandi federation of somekind, and ofc purge sweden of its degeneracy and immigrants.
>tfw i dont have the nordic countries unite polandball
Tyler Scott
Go choke on a priests dick you fucking pedo. Religion is fake. Accept it
Michael Diaz
>implying we are going to share our oil with pigs and cucks
Sebastian Mitchell
And when exactly were we trampled it's like your entire post is autism and you are over estimating presidential power here by alot this isn't a fucking monarchy or dictatorship and you do realise russia fucking hates you guys kek
Tyler Lewis
friendly reminder that atheism and such is not the same in scandinavia as it is in burgerland
Jose James
At least you should purge the immigrants first...maybe thats one thing you all can agree on huh?
Luke Brown
finland, denmark and norway, can agree on that
Easton Edwards
> then turn around and insult us
I'm very sorry, dane
> instead of learning on ruski or burger, lets just unite into a scandi federation of somekind
this is obviously a superior solution, but I am fearful sweden won't pull through, and it really depends on them
Nicholas Cook
JAG GILLAR LÄSK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ::D:D:D:D::DDDD EBIN
Kayden Adams
The Commonwealth, obv
Sebastian Anderson
Thanks for not just outright killing us
Hudson Flores
love-hate relationship with you guys.
Brayden Cox
Should of wiped them out and saved them thier misery
David Mitchell
DATS OUR FISH!
Thomas Kelly
you should have wiped out the nigger itstead of giving them rights
Aiden Cook
You would not like it.
Juan Fisher
I'm sure america will chug along in one form or another for ages to come. The real benefit of aligning with another power would be if it could make pseudo-liberals stop copying off american progressives so hard. Like, shit, sometimes they plagiarize so hard they don't even get rid of the english-only idioms.
Carson Roberts
Fuck dat. I'd join Denmark though that is about it
Tyler Harris
fork tongued americans chiming in, honestly I was expecting better than this
Eli Thomas
Yeah you got me there
Asher Hughes
Truth hurts
Jeremiah Harris
Makes you think
Jose Baker
Because Russia is a grade A shithole who isn't gonna be anyone's savour ever.