Recast belle

This is my pick

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Worst

Disney

Girl

Ever

queen would slay it

Why didn't they turn beauty and the beast into a gay interracial love story? im triggered

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Olesya Rulin

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She's a bit too old for it but, she's perfect otherwise

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Can't act for shit

I could see this

Too short

Too old

Our gal

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>casting an American

No thanks.

Box office hit

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We're casting Belle not Beast.

No whores allowed

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>With new hit "don't need no man (I need a beast)

too old

any lewds of this one?

>Too old
Ok then sickfu

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Not that I know of, she's probably too pure for that.

This is so accurate it's scary

>ASR
>whore
Fite me

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Who is this ejaculation nation?

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British actress Poppy Drayton.

>That fucking jaw
Didn't know the crimson chin was your waifu

Nothing wrong with a good jaw.

>recast belle because i HATE emma REEEEEEEE
>picks a jew a who cant act

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doesn't look that bad

>Poppy Drayton
Ello Guvnah! 'Ow's the fizzlewobble taddlepopping on this fine morrow?

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You should write for Family Guy with that kind of material.

Emma Watson, she has a pleasant singing voice and is a top cutie

Christ that chin

Adele. Probably cheaper too.

Hi emma

this would actually be good, shame it would probably get backlash

Who dat

If we're casting someone with iffy teeth, then might as well get in someone who can act.

Bestest Emma would have been a better choice than that stupid cunt watson

Easy.

You are no different.

>Belle is now a sarcastic cokehead

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>belle is now a horse tranny

geeeeee thanks

Beast: Seth Galifinakis
Belle: Sarah Silverman
Candlestick: David Hatcher Childress
Tea Pot: Rosie O donnel
Gaston: Mel Gibson


tell me this isn't worth seeing

Lily Collins

Well Mirror Mirror wasn't overly bad, I liked her eyebrows.

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Can she sing?

Emmy Rossum can definitely sing

Yes in fact she can, she was singing in plays when she was little. She sings briefly in goblet of fire in the woods after the second task and theres a song you can find on youtube she sung background vocals for

unironically vid related

Just listened, Emmy wins

youtu.be/gaK2chA79jI

listened to what? you can barely hear what her voice sounds like in the song. In the movie you can hear her tone much better

how about you wait until she actually sings properly in the movie

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really good pick OP, tfw no gf and all

nobody cares about emmy sorry. shes also a jew. emma was born in paris and speaks french she has a place there

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on the siene

Why the fuck is Emma Watson Belle?

Just name recognition?

Belle is literally "beautiful" not "boyface and body".

Goddess desu

>and speaks french

No.

She does though i saw a video of her from 2007 speaking french

Yeah that'll work great for all the French Belle speaks in Beauty and the Beast.

A cute

More like dogface

this 'un

I said NO WHORES REEEE

>Recast Belle
>This is my pick

No you didn't.

He man I'm just commenting on it

literally who (ik who she is but shes a who lad)

t. gay

Too young.

Is...is that nipple?

Too tanned.

BLACKED and the beast

Too white.

Too jewish

Too ugly.

Too big.

Kiki

Too pretty.

I can't help but notice her chin in most photos. She will look like a hag when she ages unless some nip and tuck is done.

For you.

sauce?

тaтьянa кoтoвa pocт вec

Too jewfaced old and annoying.

Speak American, not Communist.

hey thanks for reading and let me know what you think

the other director i was thinking about was steve mcqueen with michael fassbender as le fou

Lost it at the pitbull

>"maybe she's born with it/maybe it's none of your business"

holy shit is referring to her femme dick?

crease in her sweats makes it look like shes got a dick... or does he?

he does indeed, and it's massive.