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2017 Coppa Italia Final Pre Match Hype Thread - Jewventus vs Nazio
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is he a jew i thought he only broke his nose
>that pic
Also 2:0 Juve, 1/3 tonight
maybe
That's a terrible OP if I've ever seen one
this is how Adolf himself would've dreamt it about
who nose
It won't let me post memes here anymore, so here's a link: i.imgur.com
I'm 99% sure Juve Social Media lurks on here
Italians look like Jews
t. I live in Argentina and we have lot of both and can't tell them apart
How likely is Juve losing the treble? And I mean League,Cup and Champions League
Loss all 3? Pretty much impossible
Don't get the treble? Pretty much confirmed
>league
nearly impossible
>cup
plausible
>champions league
likely
it would be pretty funny if juve loses the league and win the CL instead
Juventus last opponents are Crotone and Bologna. Say the impossible happens and Bologna pick up a 1-0 win through hard bus parking and Crotone force a draw with Roma winning their last matchesn, How much shitposting would occur if Juve loses by a point?
>italians look like jews
More like the italians that you've seen ARE jews.
My grandfather was a pureblood kike he came from the basque country and he didn't even have a jewish last name
>juve outchoking Roma that hard
i doubt we'd ever see the end of it
Something similar happened to Boca in 2006 (winning the league from start to finish and then choke it in the last games, they needed 1 point from the last 2 games and lost both), people still make fun of them, and that manager didn't work anymore in Argentina
>make him the bed
what's the english equivalent to "hacerle la cama"?
Should I bother watching this or is this a guaranteed Juventuswinslol?
Juventus can't afford ending the season on par with Roma either due to the head-to-head record (won 1-0 the game in Turin but lost 1-3 in Rome last week)
I hope both gonna lose tbf
and why the fuck can't I make threads anymore
Jesus, I'm actually excited to see if the possibility of Juve losing all three competitions are possible, would Allegri get fired or are Juventus usually more forgiving?
Sup Forums won't load new images anymore
JAPMOOOOT
JUVENTIS WINS
LOL!!!
>Italian football
>Not Juve's training ground
Pick 1 lad.
>coppanfaccia.tiff
Should be an ok game this is the first stop on the train to treble town for juve
Yes, players would totally lose on purpose, miss a title and harm their own careers just to fuck the manager
of course they would fire him, it's not AS Roma we're talking about
Lazio are coming in p strong tho, KBD scoring goals left and right
>is he a jew
Well, he did finish his MBA few months ago.
The same happened to Juve in 2000, Lazio won the league on the last day
Would it make /seriea/ great again?
Oh god, Neto is in goal ;_;
For me, it's Nazio.
how many bongs la how many bings la
NO NO NO NO
1 bong and 21 bings
>JUVEWINSLOL
what are you implying
Agreed
>ref: Tagliavento
Juvewinslol
I made the best OC for this match, I just wish I could post it
>none of my sport channels bought Coppa Italia rights this year
>will have to find a stream
Hopefully the stream merchant shows up, could use a link that totally isn't a honeypot
What is it la
(((Who))) is the favorite guys?
I just hope Asamoah doesn't play, otherwise I'd have to watch it on my phone in the toilet in fear of shitting myself
Bet your wife's son's college savings on Juve, no way Allegri chokes this
A Lazio and Juve flag-waving wojack standing over a bunch of dead pepe's wearing the colours of all the teams they beat along the way
Unless Sandro got injured recently or something there's no reason to field the fucker tonight. Allegri rested half of the team against AS Reddit, I'll get genuinely upset if I see any of Lemina, Asamoah or Sturaro in starting lineup
Sound cool, too bad chinkmoot is using the Sup Forums pass money for ladyboys instead of maintaining the damn website
>warm up for me Sturato.psd
screamingredpepe.jpg
>the game is is being played at Stadio Olimpico in Rome
>Lazio is in good form
>Juve is having defensive troubles to close out the season
>Juve is having a tremendous psychological burden
>no Sami and Mario
>the epic 2000 chokejob flashbacks are looming over
All of you who claims this is just another "JUVE WINS LOL" case are confirmed for not even watching Seria A in traces and all you do is read headlines, lineups and stats. And muh meemz. Should be a tough game, it's literally 50:50.
>your wife's son's college savings
trolled! xD
I don't bet, I'm not a deformed untermensch/slav
There's Real at the same time though, and I can't currently show more than one match simultaneously.
>50:50
Now you're exaggerating a bit, naturally it's not juvewins.exe but it would take top tier spaghetti spilling by Juve to fail. 70:30
Why is the north so great?
Colder climates impact intelligence and fuel adaptation.
Further away from Africa
Yeah betting or any form of gambling is haram, just googled it. Apologies for the suggestion
ONE time I rely on you and this happens, thanks Shlomo. Is it because of the OP image?
ask Canada.
Juve XI: Neto; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Rincon, Marchisio; Dani Alves, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain
>Neto
>disappointedbuffon.png
No Pjanic, Indonesiabro is going to be happy
Juventus XI: Neto; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Rincon, Marchisio; Dani Alves, Dybala, Mandzukic; Higuain.
Lazio XI: Strakosha; Bastos, de Vrij, Wallace; Basta, Parolo, Biglia, Milinkovic, Lulic; Immobile, Keita
we are simply based
treble incoming
3-4-3 and 3-5-2 respectively
>inb4 Immobile ('14, '88)
>learning more about islamic culture
gud boi, your ottoman overlords will decrease your jizya.
Fucking Neto, why? ? ?
the cup was always Neto's
Heading out for some pre-match food, what should I get you Muslims?
>SinisterAllegri.png
We're muslim-free, that's why I had to look it up
or the current keeper sub ofc (Storari ftw)
You mean the northern emisphere right
>german flag
>youre moslem
>haram XD!!!!!!
But it's bullshit, have you seen him against Napolel?
Juventus 2
Lazio 3
Dybala, Stratosphere O.G.
Milinkovic x2, Keita
A pita with some avocado, cucumber and peppers pls
oi lad fuck the Real game they'll walk it put the wogs on
that's how it's been for the couple of years, why hange now? Neto wants to win it as well
A pack of cigarettes please
Just because Lazio knocked out Intercucks (hardly an achievement) doesn't mean they'll do as well against Juve. The league fixtures ended 0:1, 2:0 - two victories for Juve without a goal conceded
*scores a hatty of assists*
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Same please
What part of Italy are you from lad?
I'm from Genova
>Neto
>Pita
Started off well
>Avocado
ok...you usually want to start with hummus or something
>Cucumber, peppers
Shit nigga what you doing
Gib cafe de klos pls
I really need you to lead a long and prosperous life of ABUing, so no
Time for the OC, Dutchbro
>why hange now
Because Neto is 100% capable of shitting his pants and costing Juve the treble at the first possible opportunity
>9 goals and 6 assists
>le next balloon door winnter la
top kek
literally worse stats than adem ljajic
More like 60:40, if Neto happens then 50:50, even though uncles in defense will try to do their best to protect that bimbo
>comparing a cup match to a league match
wew lad
Mertens > Higuain
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test
the extreme south of italy, Judæa
based