Apprentice UK Thread

On in 20 minutes. Get comfy lads:

bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04dgqyc

i wanna fuck that fat timid blonde one

I want Alana to sit on my face.

Apprentice is for fags and Asians.

I haven't watched since the first episode, is that loud paki still in it?

Why is she so perfect?
>Cake company owner Alana Spencer, 24, was forced to apologise after it emerged she wrote: 'Control your children you fat pikey bitch!' in an internet post in 2012.
>The Welsh businesswoman was directing her insult at a mother after complaining about a noisy child on a journey. In other posts dating back to 2010 she included references to 'chav pikeys' and 'jobless pikey scum'

You mean KarTHICK?

Yeah he's still in it. He's our guy

SIT ON MY FACE ALANAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck off Paul, megacunt

Friendly reminder to not watch the opening introduction bit to avoid spoilers of who does/doesn't get sacked.

Suck a dick Buble, nobody cares

this.

The Irish don't mince their words.

Feeeeeeling gooood

Does Buble cease to exist when it's not November or December?

Where does he go?

>duvet
>tea
>whiskey

who /wintercomfy/?

buble sucks though

DiCaprio wannabe cunt to get FIRED this week.

...

What women will do something stupid the episode?

You're all so fucking embarrassing and worm-like.

>Ur comin across a bit thicc
this "Thicc" meme has gone too far.

The real question is, which one will cry?

Will the black guy speak this week?

QUICK

WHOS GOING THIS WEEK

short fat filipino girl

Anyone who isn't called Grainne is in the running with these t.b.h

He's team leader m8

Nah he'll be in the final

Paul or the gay guy

Morinho

Grainne will win for sure.

She's the only one that's being characterised as a human being.

who

JD

lana

>chink tattoo
what a bellend

Hopefully the gay Irish guy or the woman with the chin

Why does Northern Ireland produce the best contestants?

>Angry brickie cunt has a tongue stud, hipster frames and now chinese letter tattoos

Sacrelige

short fat brown blonde

>Chinese tattoos

Is there any stereotype this overbearing cunt doesn't fit?

> Muh jap tattoo

What a fucking wanker

>Using an electric toothbrush manually

clearly not filipino

Wtf is grainnefu wearing

>Is there a six pack under there
>Good

Rebecca and Fran looking cute as usual :3

Careful not to get stabbed by West Ham fans

LIZ
I
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quick someone post the brunette qt

>its a gofundme episode

Rebecca looks like Moon Man

Alana and Lady Chin would get the wobbly sausage

absolutely fucking vile

The best character is the black guy who never speaks

>Getting this fuckbois to make more videos

Jesus Christ

> It's a new Kikestarter epsiode

Fuck's sake

>It's a black man finally makes himself known episode

a bike with a microwallet

>I nearly lauched a crowdfunding campaign

fuck me

kys

What are they even doing?

Wait what did JD just say?

He does now

JD project manager

wew lad

Post Apprenticefu's

That's South Dublin you spacker

>Nebulae just inherited all of Titan's biggest liabilities
Just end the task now

They should raise money for people to Alana to sit on investors faces

The crowd funder women is scary

>It's me lord sugar, I'm PM (project manager)

My boy JD gonna blow it out

Rosin best girl

Yeah, I had a pair of LA Lights trainers about 20 years ago love.

That egg is fucking ugly
Good job making your town look like shit

Cyclists are fucking cunts

>Boring(((Stein)))

I think the first woman was the best

haha have they just given up on the teams making their own product

JD looking trim lads.

Ah ok, I heard "It's me Lord Sugar, I'm here."

Christ is speaking for the first time
He sounds black

What have I missed?

headphones are the best product

>je-lay
The negro is done

nothing

What happens if they pick the same product

>It's a kickstarter episode

Alana sat on Alan's face, queefed into his mouth

Jessica is cute, shame she's absolutely demented

I wish my face was Jessica's bike seat

Oh god is this actually kickstarter shit?

What's an activity belt?

>both wanted the same department last week
>one team mysteriously went for the other
>both wanted the gilet this week
>one team mysteriously went for the headphones

Fucking rigged. At least in previous years they've shown them arguing and having to pitch to the seller.

Sofiane continues to look demonic

Wasn't the "clothes with LEDs" a fantastically shit invention a couple years ago for a losing team?

The supplier picks their favourite group

rebecca best fu

>stingy

(((Oh I am shocked)))

>T shirt for 40 quid
that's jewtastic even for shitstarter

can't hear the TV because my laptop fan is so loud
i decide to not post on my phone and this is what i get

They probably flipped a coin.

> Innovative headphones vs Cheap TK Maxx jacket with some LEDS on it
hmm

The cute chinless one is best

Gonna damage my spine cringing at this choir shit

>It's a BBC shoehorns some BBC into proceedings episode

frances

agree