What would Scott Adams think of this?

What would Scott Adams think of this?

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Ok here's a question to all the trumpfags: how else would you have formulated it?

I would talk about myself and not devote every tweet to Trump. I guess she can't do that when she's the most incompetent politician around.

>During the campaign Mr. Trump's foreign policy has already made Americans less safe. We can not allow this kind of hate speech in the White House.

Not that hard, leaf. Hillary's campaign is retarded.

140 characters nigger

Without being in the white house Donald Trump's policies endanger America.

0/10

>(((yet)))
OY VEY!

Someone needs to grab this low hanging fruit. I don't tweet, sorry.

just remove the yet
kill yourself

Has she just unintentionally insinuated that he's going to win?

Why is no one pointing out Hillary is largely responsible for ISIS through the destruction of Libya. Her foreign policy is the worst of all.

>that moment when you realize a master persuader has gotten into your 3D mind and forced you to think past the sale

No, it sounds wrong without the yet because you lose the emphasis on the fact that it would get worse if he were elected and the whole point of the tweet is lost.

>Mexicans are making America less safe, vote Trump

stop feeding the leaf guys you know better

shhhh goyim dont spoil our perfect boogeyman

The yet is stopped in ya retards
Drump is a Clinton plant
It will all be very clear soon

>The "peaceful" left gets violent
>It's Trumps fault
Goes to show, that violence and anger against people who think differently are not owned by a certain political group

Trump isn't the president (yet), so support him to remove all these sub-human nigger threats.
Gas the kikes. Race war now!
14/88 character limit!

Like we're going to tell you how to beat him.

pretty much, I don't think she wants to win,

She's accepted it on a subconscious level.

I'be been telling everyone how to beat Trump, it's not some miracle, Trump does what other politicians don't do, he speaks his truth and outs obvious crimes, Hillary could do the same and get the win but she can't out her co conspirators unless her neck is on the line, they're probably going to not prosecute her in exchange for her losing the election and keeping her mouth shut,

believe me she knows about who was making money gassing jews, who killed Kennedy and the aliens and shit, if she tells before election she has a chance, to be a crook turned into a good person seeking justice for those who cannot seek it themselves, problem is she'll never ever do that

>Drump is a Clinton plant

like Clinton controls anything

they're both plants for the Soros outfit

>implying we even have that ability

kek has powerful meme magic, we could push Hillary into the presidency but only if the lulz would be greater than Trump lulz

>(yet)

did she just fucking admit defeat

Hilary is a bitch on a world class level?

She talks about trump bc her campaign is based on the idea of making everyone else look worse

>I'm the shinier turd

>yet

she knows

Use a flashy anchor word. Don't put the word "yet" in parenthesis, which looks weak, and has the added disservice of signaling the inevitability of Trump's victory. Don't refer to him as "Donald Trump" either - that's a mistake. End the tweet by bringing it around back to her and her utility.

Something like this would be more effective:

>Failed businessman Trump the Chump is endangering American lives with his violent babble! I will stop this maniac!

Hillary and her staff are retards though.

>muslims aren't dangerous
>calling muslims dangerous puts us all in danger
Why hasn't anyone asked anyone in the west this question

>yet
WE PRESIDENT NOW BOYS

Her politics are too 1990s. She has a real chance of losing.

It seems time has run Hillary by.

She should have been the Democrat's candidate in 2008 but the Democrats are a bunch of cucks.

Her people are now too old and she doesn't represent her party anymore.

Her party is too gay, brown, black, hipster, and foreign for her. Her husbands "hillbilly" charisma isn't gonna help her anymore. The hillbillies have changed.

Too much "change" has happened for Hillary. She doesn't represent what the Democrats are becoming.

Scott Adams is a major bullshit artist, though. I think he's partially right, but if you take all his nonsense at face value you need your brain checked.

>(yet)

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kek

What would J. Jonna Jameson think about it?

President Trump is in your head.

More like Clinton is a Trump plant imho

Why would you write yet. Like... Do you think?? I've been a #HillShill but I might need to #HumpforTrump

She has to shift the focus to Trump because everything involving herself is tainted by one of countless scandals that occurred in the past.

>(yet)

the person who wrote this tweet's getting fired

Well, that just means he's acting very presidential already. I mean, that's what every president did before him.

I know this is b8, but what does Clinton have to offer Trump?

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She literally asked viewers to imagine Trump in the White House yesterday. She's doing everything wrong.

pic related
>give me money!
>because Trump is a WINNER

Hill is a shill for Trump

>decades of experience in marketing and persuasion
>bullshit artist
The guy's operating on a whole other level, huecuck.

What if we've been wrong all along and hillary is a Trump plant and not the other way around

Hillary Clinton represents the interests of many foreign billionaires.

Donald Trump is an major American land owner.

The American land barons may be rebelling against the world elite. "Stay the fuck out of our den."

It's debatable. Is he a plant or is he a vote of non-confidence by a faction of American elite?

We won't know until later. If Trump wins, he wasn't... clearly.

>Failed businessman Trump the Chump is endangering American lives with his violent babble! I will stop this maniac!

But that would be mean...

I said this when I saw the tweet about women getting paid the same as men

Screenshot?

I've been saying this since the John Miller 'leak'. Hillary is a Trump plant and she doesn't even know it herself. Trump has been grooming her for over 25 years.

He's been planning this campaign since he got the idea of running way back in the 80s. That phone call wasn't recorded and kept safely stored just for shits and giggles.

New Dilbert man just came in btw! Haven't read it yet but here's the link:

blog.dilbert.com/post/145354924661/now-its-a-fair-fight

Hillary sayingTrump can go nuclear amounts to a change in persuasion tactics. Think of Johnson's countdown ad against Goldwater in 1964.
I had a screenshot, but had to get a new phone since then. It might still be on Hilldawg's twitter

Spanks Aquafreshman... I thought Dilbert man took a break for a while today

>What would Scott Adams think of this?

Thanks for mentioning Trump and his speech right up front.

o shit wallup!

This one?

>treat women as equals
>sexist RREEEEEEEE
Feminism everyone

Kek, that's the one

Thanks for the endorsement Hillary!

Holy shit. Is the Hillary campaign trying to off itself at this point?

The fuck?, she says that like its a bad thing..

Another user explained it like this (paraphrasing here, search the archives for the original post):
>Hillary panders to women
>women think Trump's statement means that he's implying women don't work as hard as men
>they can't take the statement at face value because that's not how they communicate
>meanwhile, the actual statement was just a reaction to someone asking if women were paid well in Trump's companies
>'yeah if you do a good job you get good pay'
Simple as that, there's literally nothing wrong with it.
She's been trying.
That's the point.

So an update on Scott Adams new post:
1. Nuclear Trump - finally something good from Hillary
2. Someone hates her in her camp with that latest tweet

I believe it

If I had to guess, I'd say that Nuclear Trump is pretty much an accident, a blind pig finding truffles. That's probably because I don't want to admit that Clinton actually made a smart move on purpose

>Think of Johnson's countdown ad against Goldwater in 1964.
Hadn't ever heard of that before so I looked it up. That's a pretty brutal attack ad, lmao.

Not Nuclear Trump per se

Sourced from Jew York Times:

>“This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes,” she said, “because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.”

So, putting aside the face that anti-war sentiment coming from Hillary isn't very convincing, can we expect her to keep repeating that 'going nuclear' remark for now? It's so dishonest but so effective at the same time, I hate her even more for it.

Makes sense when you consider how emotionally unstable and irrational most women are

Remember those posts claiming that people working with Hillary fucking hate her guts?

I Imagine her PR and Social media team are the same and are just sabotaging her at this point and she's too retarded to notice

> dissenting opinions make America less safe

Hillary's not even trying to hide her Orwellian plans any more.

It's the model of attack ads. It's legendary.
STANDING
It's completely irrational and stupid, but as Adams says, we're not rational.

I don't get it. Is she already taking the position that she has lost and is now taking up the mantle as the opposition?

Or is the (yet) meant to be a dire threat/warning. Or did she think parenthesis makes the "yet" non certain?

I don't know the twitter format, so that's hard for me to answer.

But something like;

>Donald Trump's foreign policy proposals are ALREADY making Americans less safe, and he's not even our President.

>Without even being elected, Donald Trump's foreign policy has already made America less safe. Do we really want to take any further risks?

139 characters nigger. I could be a shill for Hillary on twitter.

Too busy banging a niggress to care

DELETE THIS

>hillary will go with the wave of pro-feminism censorship laws. leading to the internet being heavily policed.
>trump gets elected, leading to an era of isolationism, walling off imports and trade.
>libertarian gets elected, our jetpacks explode
There's no winning boyoss. Save your memes while you can

>What would Scott Adams think of this?

I was right (again). If you like accurate predictions, you should buy my book; it's full of them.

I can't believe none of the Republicans thought "Fuck it, lets get to the Trump level" and started calling him Donald Flip Flop, or Flip Flop Trump. Even tweet pictures of Flip Flops. Ask him what policy he brought to the debate today; His Flip or His Flop. Are you going to flip that one or flop it? Ask him if he's going to release Trump brand Flip Flops.

Even make a flip/flop hand rolling gesture and smug retard face as he's speaking.

It sounds retarded, but seriously.

>(yet)

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Stop giving the ideas. You know hillshills lurk here and you are helping them come up with something they can use against Trump.

kek

>(yet)
What did she mean by this?

No wall for this one

This is coming from someone who had a husband run for president and had the worst terrorist attack happen in America soon after he stepped out.

Well she's the one that fucked up Libya and killed the ambassador in the Bengazi fiasco to promote the election of Obama.

Also one of the "masterminds" of Extortion 17, another massacre of american lives for the sake of political advantage.

She should be sentenced to death

They didn't get smart until it was too late. Those would have been savage bants

>Benghazi

Trump is our new kang

So let me guess.

Hillary is DEEP in shit right now and she doesnt want the presidency, but she's basically forced to at this point?

Literally saying don't insult our enemies or they will kill us.

quads of insightfulness.

its hilarious how many Scott Adamisms she hits with that tweet. Literally Shilling for Trump

Tweet after tweet after tweet

Trump may play off of Muslim and foreign trade fears, but Hillary plays off of fear that Trump will become President.

Its hysterical

That's terrible because you're both using the word "even" which is used to amplify the rest of the sentence and makes it look as though you lack confidence in its validity.