YA BALD FOUR EYED FUCK

YA BALD FOUR EYED FUCK

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>they are both divorcès now

I hope they ship them for season 9. I wanna hear them scream obscenities at each other while they fuck

Cheryl is the biggest cunt on television.

True but I like the crazy shit she gets Larry into.

It was weird seeing him date so many different women in s9 and most of them were really bland.

why are jewish women so vile?

She's more tolerable in later seasons but my god she is a fucking bitch in seasons 1-3. Treats Larry like shit, never takes his side, makes ridiculous demands all the time and doesn't do anything useful.

Im too goy for this show

i had to stop watching it because i felt like a huge kike

I actually re-watch all the seasons a couple of months ago and I was surprise on how supported s1-3 Cheryl is.

I guess her becoming a huge bitch in the latter season is kind of a parody of the 'straight women' and how Larry is really the sane person in the relationship.

I still want her back for s10 though.

what does cheryl even do
shes like an environmentalist or something? I really doubt that pays anything. Must be nice to be a woman and be a bitch yet still have everything paid for you and have all your hobbies supported

She does charity.

That how she got blacks

shes got a tickle in her anus

baby got blacks

Best girl

I can't believe Larry was able to get away with that bit about the little girl having a rash on her pussy. Even though it's HBO I think that was right at the line

>She's got a rash on her pussy

>that scene where the kid finds Larry's dentist photo and everybody including her teams up on him for having a photo of his teeth in his coat pocket

christ what a bitch

Yes she's based on Laurie David, Larry's ex-wife who is an environmental activist and huge sanctimonious cunt in real life, the sort of person who will lecture you about driving an SUV but will only fly private jets. Textbook limousine liberal

wasnt there a scene about how people thought he shoved a tampon in a littler girl or something?

>create two of the greatest comedies in history
>deservedly earn hundreds of millions
>some cunt takes half

Nah he just told her how to put the tampon on.

There's another scene it's an ending where he goes into the women's bathroom and he puts a water bottle in his pants and a little girl comes out and yells "there's a man in here and he has something hard in his pants!"

I think Larry is the only one who has enough balls to put a joke like that

rashypussy mind

times you acted like larry general?

>friend lives in LA and works as a stand in for some movies
>throws a decent party and invites me
>says some minor celebrities might pop up
>sure I'm in!
>arrive at the party
>quite big apartment
>I just mingle trying not to look like an idiot
>I dont recognize any of these people
>talk to some bitch for half an hour
>all of a sudden Steven fucking Spielberg with some other dude arrives
>wtf.jpg
>Steven starts chatting to some other guests
>I move my ass there and just kinda stand between these other guests
>they give me the look like "who's this guy"
>Steven telling a story and giving random chat
>actually looks at me a couple of times giving a quick nod
>feel like a part of the conversation
>Steven's a total bro
>all of a sudden he wants to show a trick his niece taught him
>asks anyone if they have a dollar bill
>with massive speed I take my wallet out and open it
>fuck only a 20 $ bill
>I say I only have that
>he says "no worries" it will work fine
>I give him the 20 $
>he does some lame trick
>everyone laughs
>takes the 20 $ and puts it in his pocket
>I try to say something
>open my mouth
>this two other dudes come and drag him away
>I dont say anything
>I drink my champagne in the corner looking at Steven from a distance
>trying to figure out what to do
>he still has my 20 $
>this girl is looking at me and comes to me
>says what am I looking so closely
>I try to explain
>say "well its a funny story..." etc.
>finish my story
>she looks at me in disgust
>"are you saying Spielberg steals?, are you seriously telling me that?"
>I try to calm her down
>she starts screaming
>"HOW DARE YOU ACUSE HIM OF THEFT!!"
>every other person turns to her and me
>I try to explain

>my friend comes and says I better leave
>Steven overhears this commotion on the other part of the room
>I try to say "but wait I need those.."
>he pushes me out of his flat
>I go down
>3 AM in the middle of LA Downtown
>no money for cab
a week later
>randomy bump into Steven
>ask for it back
>"I realized I took it but I couldn't get a hold of you, I didn't know who you were, so I donated it to the Holocaust Survivors Fund"
>end up going to the Survivor's Fund HQ and demanding my $20 back
>the girl is there for the same reason
>give her the suspicious stare and tell her I told you so
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>that episode about the cutoff for phone calls being 10:00 pm
Do people seriously go to bed at 10?

theyre old

Kek, I wish to god that were true, believable up until the holocaust fund but that's also were I lost it.

More like they have kids

SHE'S CRYING BECAUSE HER DOLL WAS DE-CAP-A-TAAAAAAATED

STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BALLS AND ANSWER

If you work for a living you'll be in bed by ten on a week day.

>Moooooooom
>I was singing and Larry told me to shut the fuck up

I don't think she got much out of the divorce. Apparently Larry David hid most of his money long before the divorce. But this is just based on what I heard at the time from the Hollywood jews I know.

If you have kids you do.

Normies do

>it's a larry gets sucked off by oscar episode

what kind of blowjobs have you been receiving

?

i lost my shit everytime

Cheryl Hines is fucking hot desu

all the larry and susie plots reign supreme

Their characters in the show are both divorced

wait, i don't remember jeff and susie got divorced
i do remember she got mad as fuck and kicked him out though

You might be right, it's been awhile

Mmm mmm mmm, I tell you what, I like a woman with a smart ass mouth like that.

No

Jeff and Susie are at a hellish equilibrium as a character couple, they wouldnt divorce.

God damn Leon was so based

So why did they divorce? I haven't seen that season yet

>ass mouth

what did he mean?

cant remember exactly
but part of the reason larry did it just to mimic his real life

Larry hung up on her when she was in a plane that was in turbulence so he could talk to the TiVo guy

Non-definitive Curb power rankings:
1. Larry
2. Leon
3. Susie
4. Wanda Sykes
5. Cousin Andy
6. Jeff
7. Cheryl's parents
8. Larry's father
9. David Schwimmer
10. Julia Louis Dreyfus
>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*
11. Ted Danson
12. Jerry Seinfeld
13. Loretta
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
14.Marty Funkhauser
15.Cheryl

what about richard lewis?
i would rated him higher than fucking funkhauser for sure

Fuck how did I forget Richard Lewis, he is #4 for sure.

funkhauser is funny because hes a confident autist forces himself into situations and makes larry uncomfortable

larrys a sniveling autist they are both are autists though

>Wanda Sykes

fuck you

I am all of those things

funkhauser is fucking great

this

>Ted Danson that low

Get out Larry

...

She shouldn't be that high but shes pretty decent in Curb.

>That swastika pillow

>Beloved cunt

Funkhauser is a good straight man and sets up some of the funniest episodes, but you are right he is an autist and I find him insufferable. Maybe that's the point or maybe because I know men like him in real life.
Danson is a comic god but he's pretty forgettable on Curb, maybe it's why he didn't stick around. His performance doesn't hold a candle to his early work on Bored to Death for sure.
>inb4 reddit
BTD got shitty fast but the first season was kino.

this one was a classic
also
>past
top fucking jew

>Bored to Death

I haven't watch that. Is it any good?

You guys know Larry is a terrible person right? That Cheryl getting sick of him is appropriate?

You're like those faggots who think Skylar is awful and Walt is a god.

Hot and cunt are not mutually exclusive attributes.

>Jason Schwartzman
>Zack Galifunakis
>Ted Danson
>Jenny Slate
>Schwartzman a numale beta writer in Brooklyn who starts a craigslist detective agency and does capers with his comic book artist friend (Galifinakis) and rich boss (Danson).
It's reddit: the show but first season is very entertaining

>Skylar is awful
But that's true

Better than seinfeld: the show

actually underrated, this is fantastic

>HE DID WHAT?!?!

Iss ah shit bow

SCUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE

>tfw keep trying to find that book of freaks on amazon and other sites but to no avail

>It's a Larry and Jerry make fun of Jason Alexander episode

S7 was amazing

YOU GET IN THAT ASS LARRY

>aryans
>britbongs
I don't think this is how it works

desu i got royally sick and tired of this show

it's very LA, the friends are all very cliquish and use/abuse everyone else to get what they want

they're all actual assholes and their comedy IS funny but also toxic and malicious

Some of the best moments had Leon.

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COCK COCK GRANDMA COCK

Jerry Seinfield that low?

No Jason Alexander?

The lack of lipsynch ruins this.

Hey big-ass Wanda.
Hey Assy.

100% true it's a brilliant show but it does sort of destroy your soul over time

you been scrounging around looking for asses, all up under the bleachers sayin' "where's the ass?"

She's impeccable on this show.

>all these cheryl haters

She's the nagging wife archtype, but hyper styled to Larry's hyper styled dumb oaf husband archtype. It's not hard.

Was there anything better than seeing Larry and Jerry working and hanging out together? Finally Larry had someone else just like him.

I heart cheryl. Every time her and Larry have a cute couple moment I involuntarily start grinning like an idiot. Only show that ever makes me do that, there's just something about how they joke with each other

Cheryl sucks and so do you

>I'll read it with dinner

I liked when she started yelling at him and his black girlfriend yelled back at her

I'D KNOW THAT TUSH ANYWHERE

>every episodes is just jews arguing

why do people like this? i cant watch it, it raises my blood pressure

Who here hype for season 9?

variety.com/2016/tv/news/curb-your-enthusiasm-season-9-hbo-larry-david-1201795261/

>tfw 24 and already a stupid bald asshole

TAKE OVER YOUR FUCKING YARMULKE

Yeah I would have believed you if not for the last bit