Canadian Ama

Canadian Ama

What part of Canada are you from? What kind of problems does that part face?

British Columbia.

Everyones old as fuck and if not that they are spoiled rich brats. We have really good spring fall ect, but winter is about 12x worse. kickass for making snow forts though. But most of all the drivers. They are fucking antsy. You honk at them they take it as a personal offense and will block your way on purpose

do canada fags do anal?

Now this might actually surprise you!
Canada is more accepting of gays than the u.s.a buy a fuck ton. HOWEVER! the other day my brother in a relationship with a trap said that there is an unspoken rule that you cant do anal without candles. No fucking idea, but you have to have candles.

"Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time you are near?"

do canadians have a history of nigger slavery?

nononono. The Canadians were some good butt buddies with the niggers when they first arrived they attacked with canada in the war of 1812.

But there was a very brief moment in about 1817 when there was a culling of about 100 niggers sanctioned by the government because they thought they had small pox or some shit

>A fucking LEAF
I'm moving back to Canada after a long while away from home. I'll miss Europe, is Quebec an adequate replacement?

NO. QUEBEC HAS GONE TO SHIT. DO NOT GO TO QUEBEC. THE LIVING EXPENSES ARE THE HIGHEST SHIT. ITS LIKE TWO MILLION BUCKS FOR A FUCKING TOWNHOUSE (b.c aint much better tho)

Let's say I'm in a fortunate position, and I'm mostly talking about the people, culture and nightlife?

Pretty good, but as dumb as it is. Dont bring up the movement to remove Quebec from Canada
The people are a bit snobby but nice. All the dickheads usually end up in the rest of canada

Do you live in Vancouver or the Lower Mainland? If so will you ever be able to afford a house?

Mainland, Graduating high school this year but i will most likely end up in a small apartment until im like 28

No. We did it to the Chinese building the railroads. But we apologized. We also rounded up Japanese people in ww2 and took all their shit and put em in camps. But we said sorry for that. (Not saying it shouldn't have been said but it's what we did) and well the natives got fucked up too. Put them in church and separated them from family and culture I suppose. We said sorry for that too but whatever. It was wrong what can ya do

Have you fucked an asian tgirl?

What’s up doobie I go to UBC

>BC
>snow

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Saskatchewan. We voted in a conservative government which took our huge surplus and turned it into a 2 billion dollar deficit. Then our asshat premier quit while blaming everything on the previous governments. Alas, our economy is fucked for the next 20 years just like when we voted in the last conservative government.

No idea what that is buddie

Ayyy, im going to ubc too

You have not been to kelowna

natives are the bitchest of all races to be subjected to genocide

tru

last 10 years living in Langley

just druggies and rain 6 month out of the year

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Lanny McDonald or Theo Fleury?

Must be Kelowna
Fuck everyone there

Double double or black?

Another leaf here, why is Montreal full of fags?

Langley is a fuckhole
Worked there for a year and a half, hated it 80% of the year

nah, just the genocide of a fuck ton of natives.

This
I fucking hate natives and I am ashamed to be a bush nigger. At this point I'm starting to tell people im Hawaiian.

no broski, Quebec sucks ass
the people there are fucking retarded

Exactly, thank you. born in barrie myself

You're in the wrong part of BC faggot. I'm on the coast and haven't seen snow since last year

13 days till walking dead comes back .
Also I'm a Toronto fag now thanks to jobs being shit every where else but Ontario

>thanks to jobs being shit every where else but Ontario
care to elaborate?

416 here too, got any nudes?

Random question for Canadians in thread. Do any else of you see those old fuckers with poles by them at all time. We call em pole walkers. they just walk everywhere with two fucking ski poles

I didn't finish highschool
Looking for this cunt and i have my x but she's from Keswick

Bullshit you're not from the lower mainland. You said lots of snow and there's none here this year at all. Seems like you're a larping faggot. Probably not even in Canada

kek i probably wrong about what mainland even means. Im not a smart folk. From kelowna whichever one that is

Agreed. He skipped both the Tim Horton's question and the Lanny McDonald question. No true Canadian could pass up those two things.

im very sorry i skipped on the one about coffe but myself i prefer a double double with potato crisps and of course timbits

Both these quotas explained themselves

My remorse is impalpable

The lower mainland is what they call the Vancouver area. If you ever visit BC it's good to know where you're at

How are the Rockets doing this year? Who's the standout?

905

i love how this ama has turned into expose the autistic non-leaf

Can someone tell more about Toronto, I'm visiting in July for a week, what do you prefer to do in the city?

i dont really like sports. Im a skinny white 17 y/o that browses Sup Forums all day

Eat alot, there's always events going on in and around the city

Underage b&

rss?

Only time i was there i bought this weird native drum thing but its packed (obviously)

lol

See you in a year

o shit ive exposed myself

Now that could be considered child porn

I checked there is a beer festival in July do you know anything about it?

Also do you guys listen to techno, are there any good underground parties in the city? (Euro fag here obviously)

ok thats fucking good

Only local festival i know of is maydays which of course... comes in may

Find stuff to do ahead of time. There is usually plenty, but it's a shitty city to be stuck in going "what should we do today?".

Check the /r/toronto sub on leddit and find the "things to do" thread if you find yourself in that situation.

In terms of stuff to do: Check out Kensington Market, walk around Chinatown on Spadina, etc. Walk down Queen Street, go to the park at the end (Trinity Bellwoods).

Go catch a movie at the various local cinemas (google them). Check out if there are festivals, street art, etc.

Art Gallery of Ontario is pretty decent sometimes. ROM isn't bad either. These are things locals probably roll their eyes at but only cause they've been so many times. For a tourist it's pretty good stuff.

Also it probably has the highest quality to diversity ratio of international foods. Like most cities, it has a ton of different restaurants and cultural centres, but they're pretty good too.

oh nvm you were replying to someone else

I've never been to the beer festival but we do have a distillery district that does cheap tours too. And I'm sure you could find a techno spot, there's always people playing gigs in the city

Also in terms of music, there's always shit going on. Horseshoe Tavern, Lee's Palace, Danforth Music Hall. There are clubs that have resident DJ's + guests sometimes, especially in July you'll probably be able to find something around Yonge or whatever.

You think Langley is bad for druggies? Come over to Ridge, it's way worse

I go to the AGO and ROM about twice a year, they normally have pretty good exhibits. I'd also recommend finding some hole in the wall places (try blog . to) to get food

Sound fun! What about canadian girls, I heard there's a saying they are easy to get if you're are foreign

If you've got an accent you should have no problem

yeah. fuck those people. Always old ladies with a fucking winter jacket and sunglasses walking like there's a gold medal in their ass

Check out the Toronto Jungle facebook group.

Yes, but it wasn't as extensive as it was in the US. We were under British law, and Slavery was outlawed in Britain in 1833.

There was not a culture of Plantation slavery as we were not a warm-weather agricultural economy, so the economic benefits of slavery weren't there.

As well, even when slavery was legal, the slave trade was with the southern states and Caribbean countries, so ships of slaves never arrived in Canada. You would have to find your slave elsewhere, and import it yourself.

Most slaves were house servants.

torontojungle dot com page? An online home for southern ontario music fans?

I mean I guess.. still tho. We're suburbia as fuck in Canada why the fuck do we have such a fucking drug problem in lower mainland?

Nah we had Chinese and we treated the Natives like dogs, but when black people escaped north we took them in and treated them like people .. so I guess we have the moral high ground or some shit.

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People come here from all over the country for the weather. I'm from Ontario myself originally.
Homeless people come out this way from the rest of the country because you can live outside here year-round without freezing to death. That's a big plus.
We like to complain about the rain here but its much better than being in a deep freeze for 8 months a year