>Indian >parents bought some type of religious oil that was used to write Hindu holy books, they put it on their skin when they're sick >one day our house ran out of cooking oil >really wanted to make some burgers >stupid idea >thought the religious oil looked similar enough to canola oil, could use it to fry burgers >poured it into the pan >put in a burger and tried to fry it >super slow, barely cooks >give up, throw out the burger and the used oil
>couple of hours later >mom calls me to the kitchen >asks me why her oil is half empty all of a sudden >act like I don't know what she's talking about >she heard me frying stuff in the morning, asked if I used it to cook >deny it >she gets pissed, calls me a lying piece of shit, slaps and pushes me upstairs saying I'm not her son and I'm a disbeliever >hiding in my room now >dad coming home tonight
Burgers are made of beef Beef is cow Indians don't eat cow
William Brooks
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Charles Wright
>+18 years old
>Can't beat up dad
Kys Manlet
Jace Clark
shitty situation I didnt know about indian with shitty conservatism religiuous
Owen Rodriguez
I would say use the oil to masterbait one last time before daddy kills you.
Jayden Young
Beef burgers?
Austin Hall
Your parents are filthy heathen, pagan scum These people worship rats, monkeys, and elephants for Christs sake It's hardly sruprising that they'd put their vile paganistic worship before you Only a hundred years ago and these poo in the loo retards were still practicing Sutti and human sacrifice for Kali
Eli Ross
>masterbait
Brandon Kelly
Wait till your dad needs to take a poop and attack him when he's vulnerable in the street
Camden Morgan
Kek
Kevin Powell
You should kill them both and eat their brown corpses like the fucking canibal Indian you are. After that you should use the leftover Holy Oil to lube your anus and shit out your parents remains in the nearby designated shitting street.
Eli Hughes
They're chicken burgers, forgot to clarify.
Sebastian Cruz
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Easton Hernandez
Just go to sleep and when they you wake up pretend nothing happened.
If that doesn’t work just tell them the truth and take the ass beating
Xavier Sanchez
Here's my idea: >Get religious oil >walk up to mum and papa >drink oil >don't show any emotion >stare dead in their eyes SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS LOL LOL LOL
Charles Collins
That's why they didn't cook God hates them
Austin Brooks
Masturbate with it.
Blake Kelly
At least you were the only one in your family smart enough to find a rational use for the oil
Caleb Green
should've used the designated frying oil
Elijah Morgan
Not that your mom/parents are in the right for forcing religion on you, but you sound like a pretty dumb, weak piece of shit if you can't make up a lie like "I'm sorry. I was embarassed you noticed. I just wanted to see what it tasted like with food and accidentally used more than I intended." or something.
Jonathan Anderson
>I really fucked up this time >Indian
R.i.p Sup Forumsrother
Kevin Jackson
You want me to tell them I intentionally used it to cook chicken burgers? You're the dumb piece of shit.
Xavier Kelly
the funny thing is you can cook meat without any oil at all
Ryan Russell
Lube your whole body up with what's left and wrestle your dad with it. Then fuck your mom in the ass
Camden Garcia
Underrated.
Evan Clark
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Isaac Rogers
Its called Native American Tech support doesnt make burgars
Jace Fisher
How so
Landon Taylor
Pee on them to show dominance
Easton Hall
She slapped you because you lied, not because you used the oil, you child. From your story it didn't sound like she explicitly told you not to use it for cooking.
Easton Long
Depends on the mix of the burger I'm a gag who watches too much food network
Angel Harris
It's clearly not supposed to be used for cooking, and didn't work well.
Chase Thomas
lives with his parents and afraid od daddy /thread
Luis Gonzalez
They're going to kick me out, and I'm broke with a shit job
Jackson Moore
>should of thought STOP MAKING THIS GRAMMATICAL ERROR YOU FUCKING RETARD! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE, ON FACEBOOK AND REDDIT ALWAYS MISUSING "OF" INSTEAD OF "HAVE" WHEN TYPING IN PAST TENSE! FUCKING STOP IT!
Charles Thomas
Then fight them go out like a boss you have nothing left to loose
Isaiah Wilson
>clearly not supposed to be used for cooking >my retarded ass used enough of it to ruin my own food
You're not very good at defending your own actions. Might want to learn how to do that. Think about this during whatever punishment your parents give you.
Angel Gonzalez
put meat in pan, cook...oil is just to stop it sticking
Noah Johnson
You should have ate the burger the Vishnu would have blessed you
Gavin Rogers
Or do them in the broiler
Camden Sanders
Your mom must be really strong to be able to push you upward
Tyler Lopez
You think you can use religious oil to cook your fucking burgers? I made a mistake obviously, even if it did end up working she would be upset because that's not it's use.
Aiden Ramirez
Its called repect you orphan
Luke Bailey
shit in street
Charles Brown
>Indian >Making Burgers (eating beef)
You're a lying piece of shit.
Jose Watson
He said they were chicken burgers in another post.
Josiah Ross
Sneak bits of cow into their food, tell them and inherit the house when they kill themselves
Cameron Wood
>cooking burgers >hindu family I smell bullshit
Kevin Reed
You should of thought of that before coming online
Benjamin Phillips
Then don't fucking lie to your parents. And don't do stupid shit like this, if they think this was some holy oil you should have fucking known she would be pissed
Jose Ortiz
Of course you do, he's indian
Landon King
Kek. You got me. But im saying, no hindu family would have burgers in their home
Christopher King
>I didn't read the thread: The Post
hope there's a sequel >didn't read 2: electric boogaloo
Carson Davis
the sequel to
Gavin Hill
tell her you need a exorcism because one of the unholy spirits has infected your mind and you need all of your families support right now
free attention from family and community, get out of jail free pass for all the stupid shit you do, and you get special treatment financially to help live your new Holy life
maybe you even need a trip to the great stupas or some shit because Krishna spoke to you in a dream...then plow all thsoe hot curry pussys
Owen Powell
hahahahahahha calls me a disbeliever funniest shit I've seen
Kevin Reed
Tell your dad that your mom is lying. Women dont have any say in an indian family.
Julian Long
Tell your mom you're sorry for lying and will replace the oil if needed and will never happen again.
Justin Gutierrez
tell them you used the oil to drown the disbelievers
Brody Nelson
Kill your mom. Tell your dad that the oil told you to do it.
Caleb Johnson
Some hindus are allowed to have it some are not allowed meat depends on what caste
Andrew Cruz
He should fill his mom's throat with his meat
Angel Evans
Guys, do you really need oil to cook a hamburger? I've always just thrown that shit in the pan.
Noah Smith
Depends on the type of pan, and the type of meat
Ayden Harris
why didn't you eat your blessed burgers pajeet?
Robert Cox
>it's 2017 >is indian grow up, seriously
Nathaniel Long
He said they were chicken burders, don't make an ass out of yourself by not realing the thread.
Samuel Gomez
Update pls
Liam Peterson
this. & nice trips
Justin Mitchell
religious oil is just oil fuck, the mormons just use extra virgin olive oil. dafuq is your shitty oil made of, anyway?
Brayden Miller
>Indian That's where you fucked up, OP. But seriously, your mom is a piece of shit and your dad is a piece of shit for marrying her.
Gavin Scott
>Indian
So do you guys not know how to shower and apply deodorant? Or are you fucks born with no sense of smell because you motherfuckers smell horrid all the time
Jackson Hernandez
shit that was used to write holy books, apparently from the label
Ethan Walker
>Beef is cow this guy's good
Jackson Davis
Lmao poo in the loo there are no gods worthy of worship tell your parent what big dumb fags they are for believing in magic.
Jacob Myers
have sex with your mom to make up for what you did
Kayden Barnes
Poo in the hallway to show them that you're a true indian, Pajeet
Grayson Perry
Use the rest of the oil to fry and amazing burger and impress them so much they forgive you
Colton Wood
OP is kill
Sebastian Ward
Why dont you rape her lika you usually do?
Ethan Torres
Sounds like you qu-RAN them out of your life
Brody Jackson
Lol
Lincoln Baker
Wrong religion, you inbred, buck-toothed, mouth-breathing elementary school dropout
Eli Jackson
he's about to sacrifice your ass to the cow god or shiva or some shit homie. you're a dead man walking pretty much.
Christopher Taylor
>I REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME
>>Indian >>parents bought some type of religious oil that was used to write Hindu holy books, they put it on their skin when they're sick >>one day our house ran out of cooking oil >>really wanted to make some burgers >>stupid idea >>thought the religious oil looked similar enough to canola oil, could use it to fry burgers >>poured it into the pan >>put in a burger and tried to fry it >>super slow, barely cooks >>give up, throw out the burger and the used oil
>>couple of hours later >>mom calls me to the kitchen >>asks me why her oil is half empty all of a sudden >>act like I don't know what she's talking about >>she heard me frying stuff in the morning, asked if I used it to cook >>deny it >>she gets pissed, calls me a lying piece of shit, slaps and pushes me upstairs saying I'm not her son and I'm a disbeliever >>hiding in my room now >>dad coming home tonight
>Help me guys You don't use oil to cook burgers you fucking nigger, they produce grease as they cook how fucking stupid are you?
Wyatt Martinez
>They're chicken burgers, forgot to clarify You're a fucking faggot eat some beef
Justin Thompson
I've been using canola oil to cook chicken burgers my entire life.
Alexander Peterson
>I've been using canola oil to cook chicken burgers my entire life. Hindus are legit retards