I REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME

I REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME

>Indian
>parents bought some type of religious oil that was used to write Hindu holy books, they put it on their skin when they're sick
>one day our house ran out of cooking oil
>really wanted to make some burgers
>stupid idea
>thought the religious oil looked similar enough to canola oil, could use it to fry burgers
>poured it into the pan
>put in a burger and tried to fry it
>super slow, barely cooks
>give up, throw out the burger and the used oil

>couple of hours later
>mom calls me to the kitchen
>asks me why her oil is half empty all of a sudden
>act like I don't know what she's talking about
>she heard me frying stuff in the morning, asked if I used it to cook
>deny it
>she gets pissed, calls me a lying piece of shit, slaps and pushes me upstairs saying I'm not her son and I'm a disbeliever
>hiding in my room now
>dad coming home tonight

Help me guys

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should of thought of that before you became Indian

Does your religion mean nothing to you?

Closet atheist.

Kill her right fucking now, and do the same to father when he comes back, they are already mindless shits

dont be hindu, fucking retarded religious shit

your parents are doing you a favor by disowning you if they care that much about a glass of shit-smelling hydrocarbon

which is, ironically, exactly what you are.

Tell them you jacked off with it

>indian
>>religious oil
>>>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

Why do you live with your parents?

I support this idea

Burgers are made of beef
Beef is cow
Indians don't eat cow

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>+18 years old

>Can't beat up dad

Kys Manlet

shitty situation
I didnt know about indian with shitty conservatism religiuous

I would say use the oil to masterbait one last time before daddy kills you.

Beef burgers?

Your parents are filthy heathen, pagan scum
These people worship rats, monkeys, and elephants for Christs sake
It's hardly sruprising that they'd put their vile paganistic worship before you
Only a hundred years ago and these poo in the loo retards were still practicing Sutti and human sacrifice for Kali

>masterbait

Wait till your dad needs to take a poop and attack him when he's vulnerable in the street

Kek

You should kill them both and eat their brown corpses like the fucking canibal Indian you are. After that you should use the leftover Holy Oil to lube your anus and shit out your parents remains in the nearby designated shitting street.

They're chicken burgers, forgot to clarify.

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Just go to sleep and when they you wake up pretend nothing happened.

If that doesn’t work just tell them the truth and take the ass beating

Here's my idea:
>Get religious oil
>walk up to mum and papa
>drink oil
>don't show any emotion
>stare dead in their eyes
SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS LOL LOL LOL

That's why they didn't cook God hates them

Masturbate with it.

At least you were the only one in your family smart enough to find a rational use for the oil

should've used the designated frying oil

Not that your mom/parents are in the right for forcing religion on you, but you sound like a pretty dumb, weak piece of shit if you can't make up a lie like "I'm sorry. I was embarassed you noticed. I just wanted to see what it tasted like with food and accidentally used more than I intended." or something.

>I really fucked up this time
>Indian

R.i.p Sup Forumsrother

You want me to tell them I intentionally used it to cook chicken burgers?
You're the dumb piece of shit.

the funny thing is you can cook meat without any oil at all

Lube your whole body up with what's left and wrestle your dad with it. Then fuck your mom in the ass

Underrated.

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Its called Native American
Tech support doesnt make burgars

How so

Pee on them to show dominance

She slapped you because you lied, not because you used the oil, you child. From your story it didn't sound like she explicitly told you not to use it for cooking.

Depends on the mix of the burger I'm a gag who watches too much food network

It's clearly not supposed to be used for cooking, and didn't work well.

lives with his parents and afraid od daddy /thread

They're going to kick me out, and I'm broke with a shit job

>should of thought
STOP MAKING THIS GRAMMATICAL ERROR YOU FUCKING RETARD! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE, ON FACEBOOK AND REDDIT ALWAYS MISUSING "OF" INSTEAD OF "HAVE" WHEN TYPING IN PAST TENSE! FUCKING STOP IT!

Then fight them go out like a boss you have nothing left to loose

>clearly not supposed to be used for cooking
>my retarded ass used enough of it to ruin my own food

You're not very good at defending your own actions. Might want to learn how to do that. Think about this during whatever punishment your parents give you.

put meat in pan, cook...oil is just to stop it sticking

You should have ate the burger the Vishnu would have blessed you

Or do them in the broiler

Your mom must be really strong to be able to push you upward

You think you can use religious oil to cook your fucking burgers? I made a mistake obviously, even if it did end up working she would be upset because that's not it's use.

Its called repect you orphan

shit in street

>Indian
>Making Burgers (eating beef)

You're a lying piece of shit.

He said they were chicken burgers in another post.

Sneak bits of cow into their food, tell them and inherit the house when they kill themselves

>cooking burgers
>hindu family
I smell bullshit

You should of thought of that before coming online

Then don't fucking lie to your parents. And don't do stupid shit like this, if they think this was some holy oil you should have fucking known she would be pissed

Of course you do, he's indian

Kek. You got me. But im saying, no hindu family would have burgers in their home

>I didn't read the thread: The Post

hope there's a sequel
>didn't read 2: electric boogaloo

the sequel to

tell her you need a exorcism because one of the unholy spirits has infected your mind and you need all of your families support right now

free attention from family and community, get out of jail free pass for all the stupid shit you do, and you get special treatment financially to help live your new Holy life

maybe you even need a trip to the great stupas or some shit because Krishna spoke to you in a dream...then plow all thsoe hot curry pussys

hahahahahahha calls me a disbeliever funniest shit I've seen

Tell your dad that your mom is lying. Women dont have any say in an indian family.

Tell your mom you're sorry for lying and will replace the oil if needed and will never happen again.

tell them you used the oil to drown the disbelievers

Kill your mom. Tell your dad that the oil told you to do it.

Some hindus are allowed to have it some are not allowed meat depends on what caste

He should fill his mom's throat with his meat

Guys, do you really need oil to cook a hamburger? I've always just thrown that shit in the pan.

Depends on the type of pan, and the type of meat

why didn't you eat your blessed burgers pajeet?

>it's 2017
>is indian
grow up, seriously

He said they were chicken burders, don't make an ass out of yourself by not realing the thread.

Update pls

this. & nice trips

religious oil is just oil
fuck, the mormons just use extra virgin olive oil.
dafuq is your shitty oil made of, anyway?

>Indian
That's where you fucked up, OP.
But seriously, your mom is a piece of shit and your dad is a piece of shit for marrying her.

>Indian

So do you guys not know how to shower and apply deodorant? Or are you fucks born with no sense of smell because you motherfuckers smell horrid all the time

shit that was used to write holy books, apparently from the label

>Beef is cow
this guy's good

Lmao poo in the loo there are no gods worthy of worship tell your parent what big dumb fags they are for believing in magic.

have sex with your mom to make up for what you did

Poo in the hallway to show them that you're a true indian, Pajeet

Use the rest of the oil to fry and amazing burger and impress them so much they forgive you

OP is kill

Why dont you rape her lika you usually do?

Sounds like you qu-RAN them out of your life

Lol

Wrong religion, you inbred, buck-toothed, mouth-breathing elementary school dropout

he's about to sacrifice your ass to the cow god or shiva or some shit homie. you're a dead man walking pretty much.

>I REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME

>>Indian
>>parents bought some type of religious oil that was used to write Hindu holy books, they put it on their skin when they're sick
>>one day our house ran out of cooking oil
>>really wanted to make some burgers
>>stupid idea
>>thought the religious oil looked similar enough to canola oil, could use it to fry burgers
>>poured it into the pan
>>put in a burger and tried to fry it
>>super slow, barely cooks
>>give up, throw out the burger and the used oil

>>couple of hours later
>>mom calls me to the kitchen
>>asks me why her oil is half empty all of a sudden
>>act like I don't know what she's talking about
>>she heard me frying stuff in the morning, asked if I used it to cook
>>deny it
>>she gets pissed, calls me a lying piece of shit, slaps and pushes me upstairs saying I'm not her son and I'm a disbeliever
>>hiding in my room now
>>dad coming home tonight

>Help me guys
You don't use oil to cook burgers you fucking nigger, they produce grease as they cook how fucking stupid are you?

>They're chicken burgers, forgot to clarify
You're a fucking faggot eat some beef

I've been using canola oil to cook chicken burgers my entire life.

>I've been using canola oil to cook chicken burgers my entire life.
Hindus are legit retards

Ok.

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