How can biocunts even compare?

How can biocunts even compare?

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Sex dolls will probably be my first experience with pussy tbh

>2024
>sex dolls are super high tech
>cyberwives can cook, clean and fuck like no other
>women practically obsolete

I doubt that dolls will ever replace women, but they sure are cute.

lolifag gtfo

>tfw no android mommy gf with heaving tits

>Can talk to you outside of a few AI generated catch phrases
>Don't need you to clean and lube their vagina
>Don't break down
>Can pay half your rent and care for you when you're sick
Robots aren't advanced enough to outdo women. Maybe they'll be good enough in another 100 years or so when AI has reached its peak and artificial wombs exist. For now they're just sex dolls.

>Can talk to you outside of a few AI generated catch phrases
You say that as though it's a benefit?

Yes. Anymore than 2+ years of the exact same thing over and over again gets boring.

>Can pay half your rent and care for you when you're sick
Nah they'll just cheat on you with someone else, that's all women are

True that. Robo women are fine and all but they still won't beat real women until they're at least equally as human in every way.

>Can't cheat on you
>Can't get pregnant
>Can't get old
>Won't complain when you forget her birthday or your anniversary
>Doesn't care if you get drunk with friends on the weekend
>Doesn't bring any family or friends of her own to deal with
>Comes made-to-order; no need to make any sacrifices on looks at all
>Will likely be upgradeable in the future to cook and clean for you
>Will wear whatever you want her to wear
>Can't divorce you for half your money

And as for your point:
>Doon't break down
Bullshit. Biosluts come with more baggage than LAX.

and that differs from women in what way?

I find that funny, considering men are more likely to cheat. Both that I'm hating on them or anything. It's just human nature.

And how is that any different from living women? Get about 4 months in and it's the same shit every day anyway.

Your view of women comes from late 70's cop flicks

can someone post the pic where some feminist posts that woman are only good for kids, food, cleaning?

Why not both?

didn't knoew pregnancy was a 70's thing

Having fucked a sex doll and several women, there's no comparison.
Until they invent a robot that can convincingly scream "No! Stop!" I'm just not interested.

Not in their 20s, which is the age-range these sexbots are shooting for in terms of looks.
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How much are you being paid to solicit these sex dolls on Sup Forums?

>>Can talk to you outside of a few AI generated catch phrases
Is this a good thing ?

>>Don't need you to clean and lube their vagina
Yes you do, most want a towel after you fuck and most are too lazy to clean up themselves.

>>Don't break down
Emotionally they do all the time... And sometimes physically too!

>>Can pay half your rent and care for you when you're sick
More like can make you pay all the bills, then bitch about you not having money at the same time. Don't forget lie and go fuck strangers when you are sick!

Fuck females man, they are all emotionless sociopaths with no regard for who or what they hurt, so long as they can leech another nights life from someone.

>Can talk to you outside of a few AI generated catch phrases
except that women talk the same shit over and over again like catch phrases...
>Don't need you to clean and lube their vagina
oh boy have i news for you...
>Don't break down
you met a woman before?
>Can pay half your rent and care for you when you're sick
nigga when i was sick i was told to man up and do shit and that came from a nurse, also bitches cost more money than what they bring in

i dunno, maybe its because almost 10 years with the same woman ruined me, but all my other experiences where kinda the same, you are either lucky and find a good one or you keep digging through a pile of shit for the rest of your life until you find a smelly cunt that doesnt stink as much as the others and be happy with that...

i remember why im single again

>but muh carrying children

I see what your problem is. You date shitty women. Or (more likely) you hang out with guys who date shitty women and work hard to justify why you can't even meet a shitty one, let alone a decent one.

>Can't cheat on you
Neither can your hand.
>Can't get pregnant
Women take birth control. Find a woman that doesn't want kids if this is an issue for you.
>Can't get old
They can and do break.
>Won't complain when you forget her birthday or your anniversary
It's pretty easy to remember birthdays. Sex robots won't be able to do anything special for your birthday.
>Doesn't care if you get drunk with friends on the weekend
Most women don't either.
>Doesn't bring any family or friends of her own to deal with
If your in-laws are that bad then she probably won't want to deal with them either.
>Comes made-to-order; no need to make any sacrifices on looks at all
I agree with you on this one
>Will likely be upgradeable in the future to cook and clean for you
Not in your lifetime. We can't even get robots to walk properly yet.
>Will wear whatever you want her to wear
In the bedroom women are open to suggestions. Why would you care what she wears out of the home though? As long as it's not slutty.
>Can't divorce you for half your money
Get a preenup or don't marry.

Decent women don't exist. If she breathes, she's a thot

>replying to self.

To be fair, I'd totally get a sex bot if it was smart and mobile like the robots in sci-fi. But the shit we have now? No comparison to the real thing.

See at that point it won’t matter. Women will be forced from their lofty position and their worth as sexual objects diminished to male levels. Robopussy is the great equilizer, it will rid our species of the onus of female sexual dominance.

In the future people will bond purely for emotional (and maybe financial) reasons because human contact and all that jazz. But men won’t be desperate for pussy, why should they be when their sexbot can please them better than a real woman could. Especially with the brainwave scanning tech getting better a sexbot could literally know what you’re feeling and tailor their actions accordingly.

We will build the machines which replace us, fuck them, breed with them, and usher in the new dawn.

Yes, that for sure must be my issue... Because you SO understand every aspect of My life and past relationships.

Just got out of an 8 year relationship with a girl I planed to get married to. Turned sour about 3 years in when she got a job at Apple and turned into a rabid SJW.

Go choke on your dad's cock soiboi'

I've met plenty of decent women. Good, conservative Christians, crazy goth chics and liberal feminists all come in "decent" and "shitty" varieties.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya did. :D

I need this in my life

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Last chick I knew who loved it when I pulled her hair while fucking her in the ass dry was a rabid SJW.

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I mean, I dont really care if you believe me or not, I guess... I can tell you must be like 15 because you find the concept of long term relationships unfathomable. Ive actually been in about 16 years worth of relationships, bud.

Hows his cum taste, soiboi?

I don't even know what a soiboi is, but I love the butthurt, here. :D

She was borderline asexual when we met, and that turned into once every 2 months about 1 year in. And good for you, glad you got sum fuk?...I guess.... o.0 Also, there is much more than sex that can make or brake a relationship.

It takes a special breed of virgin to get this worked up over being called a virgin.

>...once every 2 months...
Now THAT I might believe...

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>>A faggy little pleb like yourself.

It takes a real special kind of smol retardo manlett to go around thinking EVERYONE round him must be a virgin, because he is...

Whats wrong, daddy's cum not taste soo gud, soiboi?

because that is the reality of most normal relationships that extend past like 2 years.

>>Grow up.

The thing about SJW chicks is that most of them (especially the good looking ones) aren't really THAT into the SJW stuff. Sure, they're all for equality, but they're really more interested in having a nice life than in standing up for other women whose success won't benefit them. Just like most activist types.
They get sucked into it because of peer pressure and shit. All their college friends are protesting the patriarchy, so in order to look smart and woke, they protest the patriarchy, too.
But since that's not REALLY their thing, they're building up a bunch of stress by taking on all these problems. So they need an outlet, and a guy who's perfectly fine with the SJW shit in public, and at the same time perfectly willing to make her gag on his cock in private does the trick.

Yep, that's me. Total virgin. You're still upset about being one, too? Well, just lay down on the couch here and tell Dr. user how you feel. :D

Maybe making physical decisions about someone based on the things they represent does not make sense?

Also, I love how TRIGGERED you are getting that someone talked poorly of the all mighty "SJW" - is very kek :)

And then there's guys like Steve Shives, who'd rather choke on her cock.

Projecting now? very nice, very Freudian. Tell me about your relationship with your mother...

Hey, if she's hot enough...

Nope, But you seem REALLY fixated on the topic of virginity...

I mean, I can show you my genital warts if you wanna see them. Didn't come out of my mom's pussy with them lol.

you forgot "don't disagree with anything she says"

Bragging about STDs? Well, you sure showed me! :D

aye ghost

Careful, may cut yourself on all that edge.

Also no, just trollin a little milky-mouth soiboi like yourself, champ :)

You need to work on your technique if you think just repeatedly calling someone "soiboi" constitutes trolling. That's more along the "being a retard" lines, but hey; if it makes you happy, you go right ahead!

I mean, not bragging but I have accepted that I have them the rest of my life... Actually got them from the 2nd time I had sex, super clean looking girl. Turns out she was fucking a mexican bus boy where she worked at. We were in HS.

Seems to be rustlin your jimmies, soiboi'

Also, This IS Sup Forums... You know that right? You must be new here.

That actually sucks. I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, and yeah, this is the same user that was just making fun of you.

Sauce on doll?

Rustling my jimmies? Yeah, I'm sitting here with a red face and steam pouring out of my ears. You're TOTALLY trolling me gud, dood. Hey, call me a soiboi again. It'll really piss me off.

I understand your frustrations at your helplessness in this situation. It is perfectly logical. Weak minded individuals, such as yourself, often fall victim to vastly intellectually superior individuals, such as myself. It is okay to be upset. It is okay to make excuses in your attempt to salvage some semblance of your dignity which I have succeeded in tarnishing.

Jesus fuck it takes you long time to type. Come on, I'm about to leave work and I want to be called a soiboi at least one more time! Pick up the pace, hotshot.

>root the robocunt, install advanced conversation mods from nexusmods
>buy housekeeping and medical caring software modules on steam
>install pneumatic selfcleaning pump system from aliexpres
>order bulk replacement servos, chips and other parts, etc on ebay
>pay my own rent and dont waste half my income on woo'ing a biocunt

profit/10

'Trolling' has lost all its meaning years ago. Just dont try, user.

ROFLMAO Okay, that shit just made my day.

You must be like 22 or 12 some shit. EVERYONE has HPV my dude. If you don't, you haven't had sex with more than three people.

Cheaper than dating, cheaper than getting married, cheaper than getting divorced, cheaper than being alone your whole life.

It is what it is man... Just like honestly be super sure of who you are fucking. Nothing makes your heart sink more than when a doctor tells you what it is, and there is nothing you can do. And like, I would not even care if I was still with said girl, but now I have the herps, and lost the derps. Really sucks trying to not be an asshole and telling girls I meat that I have it... Talk about cock-blocker man'

>ITT: Incels

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Man, you are a special kind of retard, newfriend :)

Yeah, I'm pretty much done here. All this calling me a soiboi made me all butthurt. You know, there once was a day when trolling took skill. Now, it's just an excuse for realizing that yeah, you totally are acting like a 9 year old on the internet.

>Get a prenup
Kek
Outdated fag

So what happens when you get one of these flawless fuckbots and then somewhere down the line you get a gf and she finds it?

Threesome?

Its almost sad..

>GUYS LOOK! SKY IS RED
>TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

but all things have to die

HPV != Genetal warts. EG, there are many strains, some have differing results.

Also, I am 31 and have sex with maybe 12 people, on the legit.

Think your numbers/experience may be a bit fucked my d00d.

Glad my cock hurt your annoying little ass.

When you grow up a bit more, Sup Forums would love to have you and your juicy boihole back.

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Soiboi'

LELKEK

Sex bot for jiggy jig, dog or cat for love or companionship, the internet for amusement - you get to keep all your money and never have to leave the couch except for necessary wage cuck duties

Sounds like a great life to me.

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put me in the screencap. best thread of 201X

>biocunts
>kek

>cook, clean, Fuck, have an off button, can still bang other women

That would be great.

If you search for HGDoll it should be easy to find.

Good lord, thank you both for the entertainment.

>Can talk to you outside of a few AI generated catch phrases
The best women are quiet. I can talk to people I like at the gym, on line, or at the bar.

>Don't need you to clean and lube their vagina
Lots of women don't clean their vaginas.

>Don't break down
Women break down all the damn time. Are you some super virgin? Their breakdowns cost relationships, family, and legal issues. (look at false rape/ domestic violence claims.)

I'd rather just order a part on amazon than deal with some hoe gf getting drunk with some "friends" me having to dump another chick.

>Can pay half your rent and care for you when you're sick
Most real women don't pay for shit. My gf bought me Monster Hunter, but how much do I spend in food, rent, etc on her?

muscle contractions

did you did the judy pics???

Thanks

Hire an escort you pleb

Can't make jenkem out of an android girl's poopoo.

I hate to be the one to tell this but you should get tested you might have a std.

2024 can't get here fast enough in my opinion

that's coming in 2019's service update

You can hook up an icecream machine to her ass so you can bend her over in public and tell everyone you are eating out at the best fudge machine in town

I did, but this isn't a doll thread, its a woman hate thread.

And it'll be as shitty as the weed you can pic up at legal dispensaries. For a true connoisseur, human females' jenkem will be the only way to ever go.

finally, someone whos fucked a woman in this thread.

You can make muscle contracts in them eventually. Not only will they contract and shift, they will vibrate and even spin.

I'll "spin" you into next week, cunt.

i would start one but i have nothing to share :s