Orioles at Tigers Gamethread: Mystery Pitcher Edition

Will we see Good Ubaldo or Bad Ubaldo tonight? Find out right here!

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Imma go out on a limb and say bad Ubaldo

Who'd have thunk it?

Be worse at your job

So I got mlb tv

izi pizi

>turn on the game
>who lets the dogs out starts playing

I dont even have a pepe to convay this emothion

Fucking literally anyone would be better than Ubaldo at this point.

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Of course, I say this and he retires two in a row.

What the fuck.

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Post some rare brads lad, i've been waiting all winter for this moment

I thought bradposting came with fake Deepak Chopra quotes?

>말을 냇가에 끌고 갈 수는 있어도 억지로 물을 먹일 수는 없다

>Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?

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Tigers posters are actually pretty good. Hope you guys take the Central.

>People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Thanks, but our team is way too flawed to take it.

>To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly.

Kek
Last year had some really good threads.

SHUT IT DOWN

Wait, how on earth did both runners not score on that?

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Where's the beef

Brad slowed down time with his mind powers

because our team is so shit you can score on your next at bats

God, Hardy has no power left.

JUST

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Ouch.

His last year in Washington should have set off some alarm bells, though.

based brad

All hail the based lion dog of good fortune for some tigers hits and runs

>yfw Buck signs Steve Pearce and Nate McClouth to fulfil the acient prophacy to win the worpd series

thank you based lion dog of good fortune. RUU RUU

How many outs before Ubaldo gives up the lead again?

Go tell that fat faggot Avila that.

This game needs to end before Fargo starts. Cant be up all night like last night watching that game

>عادة ما أشعر انى خفيفة قادرة على ان أطير وأنا مستقرة فى مقعد أقرأ رواية ممتعة. حين أشعر بنفسى ثقيلة أعرف أنى على مشارف نوبة جديدة من الاكتئاب

Jesus, Manny.

I know there were two good plays but that was a great inning by ubaldo

He was ahead of guys in the count and everything

>I can feel the hurt. There's something good about it. Mostly it makes me stop remembering.

>Life goes on endlessly, but no more in human beings than in other animals, or, for that matter, than in vegetables. Life, collectively, must be immortal, human beings, individually, cannot be, as I see it, for they are not the individuals – they are mere aggregates of cells.

Maybe we get some runs here.

I mean it probably doesn't matter but at least make them work for it

Morph Brad and Buck to make a super manager

Damn, so true brad.

give me a few mins

Sleep tite pupper

You guys think Verlander is always worried that Upton is going to leave him for Brad?

>Heart of the order doing their jobs two games in a row
what sorcery is this

Brad has some competition with how large Justin's load was.

Man, Davis is actually looking to be worth the contract this year, and Trumbo is starting to heat up.

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Looks like Richard Nixon sorta

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>shifting on JD

what

I don't know how anyone can dislike this man.

If they both get hot we may just be able to weather the pitching woes for a bit

There is that butthurt Cleveland user that brings up his alcohol problems from like 5 years ago all the time.

Cleveland's twitter is embarrassing

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>5th inning
>Ubaldo still holding a lead

F I L T H Y
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H
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>committed

>Manny hitting .227
How fucking pissed is his agent?

>tfw it's a Yankees/Red Sox/Blue Jays thread

youtube.com/watch?v=dk3iRFaUeQs

This is on you

>2 homeruns by an 0/30 hitter

B A S E D
R
A
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jesus fucking christ

B A S E D
R
A
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Ubaldo to guillotine when?

>It's so hittable, it's unbelievable

Hahahahaha, Palmer is *savage.* I love it.

>Will we see Good Ubaldo or Bad Ubaldo tonight? Find out right here!

>implying there's still a good Ubaldo in 2017

>It's so hittable, it's unbelievable

We as Tigers fans call your Ubaldo and RAISE you Anibal Sanchez

Believe me, it is believable. Plus the fucker makes like 17 million.

This was Brad's doing for sure

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KINSGOD

>JaCoby Jones hit 2 HRs tonight

Hey guys, we'll trade you Hardy and Jimenez for uh

Anibal Sanchez and Francisco Rodriguez

Oh fucking lord, Crichton.

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Why is Crichton in? Was Ubaldo's pitch count that high?

I'd rather give up Zimmermann desu

is an shane greene a elite pitcher?

Cerebral shift by the cerebro

gave up a 3 run dinger, looked like shit

Not one of those pitches was even close

Tfw thought TC should have been cut last night

Why does detroit play that jewish song?

what jewish song

>inb4 Wilson blown save

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duh duh duhduhduhduh duhduhduhduhu hey

what

I looked it up and it's called Hava Nagila, it's played on the stadium organ like 3 times tonight

I didn't realise detroit was especially jewish

that was such a strike fuck off

lol that bobble

didn't even know that was a kike song desu. I thought it just was the song they play so you can yell, "CHARGE!" at the end of it.

JJ FLACCID