"Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney..AAAROOOO"

>"Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney..AAAROOOO"

HEY IT'S ME I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS DEAD

How does she look now though?

t-t-t-t-today junior!

BUT WHEN I FELL OVER I JUST BROKE MY LEG AND GOT A HEMMHORAGE IN MY HEAAAAAD

Why do I hate Adam Sandler but Billy Madison fills me with such joy?

DON'T I HAVE A NICE RACK!?

THATS ASSAULT BROTHA

VERONICA VAUGHN GOT IT ON

Like this

ya gotta get your ass out there and fIND THAT FUCKIN DOG

wait, is that sonya blade?

>that veronica vaughn is one fine piece of ace

What Did He Mean By This?

DO YOU TRIPLE DOG DARE ME?

That Veronica Vaughn is still one hot piece of ace.

I know from experience dude...

The puppy was like industry

That he knows from experience

I STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES BAHBEE

It's funny they talk about MK in Billy Madison and she played Sonya.

what is she talking about?

He made good trash humor back in the day and some good ol' fashioned nostalgia

Also, DERE'S NO PENGUIN, MR. MADISON, DERE'S NO PENGUIN

YOU GO THERE AND FIND THAT FUCKING DOG

Mortal Kombat for the sega senesis, is the greatest video game ever.

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

She aged really well

I MADE 'EM EXTRA SLOPPY

LADY, YOU'RE SCARIN' US

If pissing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis

kek

LADY YOU'RE SCARING US

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

I disagree, it's a very good game but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISS LIPPY!

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No, you don't.

English Lit, Shakespeare and French Revolution would've been my best subjects.

I love how Billy was just praying he'd get the dog poo question.

Donkey Kong sucks.

>mfw they translated Miles Davis to a local white singer in the subtitles

>Needlepoint

You know somethin? YOU SUCK

>White, blonde, Christian, and loves dogs.

Could she be any more perfect?

I-I SAID...READING IS GOOD

Holy shit, you could kill someone with that jaw.

Miss Lippy....drives a blue car

but a guy I know, him and her GOT IT ON.

No they didn't

you forgot the "WHOOO WEEEE"

i cant wait til i get to hite school

why is this shitty movie so good?

both of these desu

If you're staying home from school you can help me shave my AHM PITS.

oh my GOD I'm going to school

Why were the Veronica Vaughan pictures deleted?

By the time this thread archives the entire script will be posted

1. BILLY MADISON
2. BIG DADDY
3. HAPPY GILMORE

O'DOYLE RULES

>AAAROOOO
AWOOO~

It was green.

Leave this thread now.

Damn, I got mixed up with the blue duck scene.

fucking kek

No, no they didn't.

But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did. Eh? Eh?

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

Spell the word couch.

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I have a feeling something very bad is gonna happen to your family some day

waste of trips.

O'DOYLE RULES O'DOYLE RULES O'DOYLE RULES O'DOYLE RULES

ODOOOOOOYLE RUUUUUUUUULES

Switch 2 and 3 and you are still wrong because Big Daddy sucked.

Replace big daddy with little nicky

>little nicky
REPLACE YOUR LIFE WITH DEATH YOU CUNT

1. The Wedding Singer.
2. Billy Madison
3. The Waterboy

I know, I don't really understand my taste in Adam Sandler films either. I like the Waterboy because it's his only character that is a 100% sympathetic person.

P.S. I'm horny!

The Waterboy was retarded

>retarded people can't be nice
If anything, tards are usually more ill-tempered and shitty than the average person.

Oh sorry, I meant the movie not the character

Little Nicky was funny as fuck you pleb

1. Billy Madison
2. Happy Gilmore
3. Spanglish

Not when compared to every sandler film before it. It was dogshit

Yeah, if you're a 15 year old girl.

THAT VERONICA VAUGN IS ONE PIECE OF ACE

itt: reddit

Nice of you to join us, reddit.

ITT: REDDIT

Unless someone decides to post some pics

For serious roles it goes

1. Reign Over Me
2. Click
3. Funny People

Comedy
1. Billy Madison
2. 50 First Dates
3. The Hot Chick

I'm shit I know for including Hot Chick but something about Rachel Mcadams and Rob Schneider acting like each other makes me laugh my ass off.

Rachel Mcadams still has it and I

One of my favorite lines ever honestly

don't lie. this is you, isn't it?

because of norm mcdonald and the bald writer from snl that's in it.

Also i've noticed a granny porn fetish joke throughout sandlers movies, seems like he does it in every movie he's in which is strange.

>samefag

>>>/reddit/

I'm the one who posted 75975723. It literally was 2 people saying itt: reddit at the same exact time hahahahaha that's how reddit this shit is.

I'm still serious tho, someone dig up some pics of the hottie

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Happy Gilmore was 100% sympathetic and the Waterboy was unwatchable.

What a dogshit list.

nice bait. i don't think so.

>no Punch Drunk Love or Wedding Singer

Wew lad

> no mention of Airheads.

Fuck you faggots Lone Rangers rule!

Punch Drunk Love is fucking terrible and only pseudo patricians think it's any good.

Rewatched Billy Madison recently because I loved it when I was a kid.

He is Jerry Lewis level retarded and just basically makes idiotic sounds and faces throughout the entire movie.

Anyone over the age of 10 who still finds Billy Madison entertaining needs to kill themself immediately.

reign over me is legit really good
people wrote it off because of the 9/11 aspect and sandler but it was really good. wish more people have seen it.

WTF i hate Billy Madison now

The best Chris Farley movie is...

BEVERLY HILLS NINJA

I'm pretty sure even he hated it.

You forgot the fucking Waterboy

>KUNG FOOL!