Are these kids scarred for life?

Are these kids scarred for life?

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Question is;

Do they get 1 salary or 2?

So a normal teacher does porn and loses her job, these mongs do porn and get a teaching job?

>do porn
Proof of this?

newfag

Great question
I'm also interested.
They could grade papers twice as fast.

Only a newfag would call someone a newfag

Not so much porn but a pic of one of them sucking off their boyfriend surfaced.

This loli is too real for you lottopays.com

The kids they teach will make fun of them until they either quit or commit suicide. They won't last long either way.

That's a known fake.

Is this legit?

Those kids are going to rip them to shreds.
5th graders are mean as fuck.

It'd be funny if one of them got fired and not the other

Care to share?

>inb4 the fake pic gets posted

which is shopped

it's fake
>one suicidal, other isn't
>shoot self in head
>other one carries around dead head

negative. Have seen the original, this is just shooped. Was part of some photo album for danish teen sex party. Was hot as hell too. Wish I could find it again

watched an interview where they (She? it?) said she only needs one salary and wouldnt be fair to others to get two. Because they only teach one class at a time, and only need to pay for one roof and one bed or something akin to that

They split one salary. There's a YT video about it.

yeah, I found it. What a fucking retard I am

How fucking retarded do you look now!

so if she did porn, does she have to be paid double?

it's always double penetration

but is it a mff threesome when you fuck?

Have you guys heard them talk? One girl does all the talking and when the other one talks she just says the same exact thing the other one says. Are they both intelligent or only one because I have only seen 1 independently talk?

Do they have one pussy or two?

hey, it's a good shop

So it's basically a...joint salary?

>Only a newfag would call someone a newfag
That's not really true

Yeah it is, newfag.

Deformed two headed monster or not I'd love to have them suck my dick together. Just think about that for a second. Like, it is a once in a lifetime experience. No bar story can get better than "a famous two headed girl sucked my dick while both heads made out with each other." Some hentai tier shit right there.

No, the kids liked that ungodly monstrosity, proving once again that we stray further from the path of rightousness and rather than vociferously attack this creature and prove why abortion is sometimes the right thing. We pretend the kids aren't dealing with an abject ordeal. I'm going to kill myself now. Good bye faggots. Stream incoming.

they said it in the video of her getting prepared, she gets one two pay checks, 1 salary, its split down the middle.

But legally, they're two people.

Do they not realize how fucking mean 5th graders can be? They're going to hear some shit.

They're conjoined twins, there's no way they haven't got shit before

Legally.. is that thing even human. It contains human parts but I have a hard time classifying that thing as sentient.

Fuck I hate this class

Teacher can look two ways and has eyes in the back of her head.

I would love see their reaction to having a bullet put in the others brain. They'd live with a husk attached to them. That'd be interesting

I actually watched the video and it's one salary split between them equally.

They'd probably have the dead part removed

But they are two brains working independently. Why wouldn't they both be paid when they could do shit like grade papers and the like easier? Two heads is actually pretty beneficial for some jobs when you think about it.

Are you being edgy or actually mentally retarded?

Fuck labor laws, it's like modern slavery

See my other post:

That thing is basically an ogre or some shit out of Hades that sucks the soul out of weary travelers. It only resembles a human closely to take on a form most pleasing to us so we don't burn it at the stake.

If one of them suffered severe head trauma, would it impact the other one? Lets say one of them took a bullet to the head, would it stop the heart or would the other brain continue to control it? Do both brains split control, or does one brain control some things and the other controls something different?

So you're edgy AND retarded

Wait, holy shit. If you shot one in the head the other would be able to know and tell what it feels like to have your life extinguished.

I would fuck the shit out of them

I just realized they have enough holes to be double-spitroasted

I don't think you know what sentient means.

Most people don't

i dont think their neurons can communicated brain to brain in that way.

I want to see them fuck

I think it'd be fair to ask for 2, but realistically they don't NEED more than one on almost everything in life. Personally, if I were one of them, I'd ask for 1.5 to cover for the shit they do have to buy doubles of. .75 apiece is still a compromise and I'm sure some school out there would be happy to pay it in exchange for the attention they're going to get having them teach there

I would let them educate me

I believe in mercy killings. I think you made the mistake of the fundamental attribution error rather than the premise of the argument itself. That and/or ad hominem. I'd advise you continue researching why your claim is right while I am permitted to continue reducing pain and suffering by preventing these things from ever developing enough to gain consciousness... at least I assume based on the evidence. Back to planned parenthood next week behind the veil of an umbrella and a vehicle that I don't own to mask my identity while I do God's work in a sea of protestors telling me these animals should exist in the world.

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That wasn't what I posted...

HIROOOOOOO!

In what way are they not sentient humans?

I'm just starting shit and these dumb assholes are taking it seriously. I can't formulate a single argument that says they aren't but it's fun to piss off people dumb enough to not realize when an internet faggot it having a piss and they get caught downstream.

>I believe in mercy killings.
So, you believe in murder that you try to convince yourself was in some way justified to quiet your inner humanity?

See:

They should be in high school. It's increase their dating prospects.

That is, honestly, a fucked up thing to do to kids.

It's not fair to kids as they cannot be expected to learn and concentrate at a normal level

I agree, we should start with you.

No but my god they were so much hotter when they were younger.

You seem very upset.

this guy is either the greatest troll of all time or a pond scum mongoloid

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four fuck hole!!!!!!!!!

Imagine watching both of their faces contort in pain and pleasure as they take a thick long cock up their shared asshole

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dumfuck

I know these girls. Theyre from MN. They used to work at the mall near me.

Nice people.

From one oldfag to another.. thank you.
Newfags will new.

Think for a second b...
1 or 2 salaries?
Double vacation/sick days?
Dental plan?
Enormous insurance cost for the school
Massive health insurance issues

They're a drain on the taxpayer, like 60% of total government employees and college administrators such as "diversity deans" who bring along support staff that also sucks up money for useless shit

I'm all for helping disabled people succeed in life, but for what genius fucking idea made them think teaching fifth graders is a good idea?

You get picked on at that age for wearing the wrong shoes, or for hanging out with the wrong clique... So they decide they're going to put these kids with a teacher(s?) with two fucking heads?

Is this a fucking joke?

You forgot the "B". Great job. Another person I would erase from existence with curette and forceps.

Give them a gun and spartan like battle armor and send them to the Middle East to scare the shit outta jihadi scum

>Double vacation/sick days?
Yeah, but they use them at double the rate, so that's a wash.

haha it will be that much harder for kids to cheat in class cause even if one head is doing something the other can still be watching them

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each head controls one arm
they can write on the board and simultaneously watch for sleepers
they can correct a test each, so double speed
they can read a book and simultaneously look at the pupils
at a test control two rows with one patrouille

also, they are the only legitimate use of pronouns they/them

and they will teach kids of tolerance against potatoes

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i dont know how their body works, like if 1 head controls it or they can interchange, but it doesnt even matter, theyll only be doing 1 thing at a time realistically (that is to say, teaching)

1 job = 1 salary

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When they get blacked will it be a double nigger?

Two???
What do???

How many eyes they got???
In their heads???
Front and back...

How many eyes they got???
In their heads???
Front and back...

Checkd

Unfortunately, they probably will be.

>1337

One of them can teach the class while the other keeps an eye on the troublemakers.

it's weird that's obviously suppose to be a shop of the right one but it looks more like the hotter left one. i kinda wanted to think this one was real since it looked more like the lefty

>so if she did porn, does she have to be paid double?
No, they'd only be paid 1.33x the normal rate. Most girls only have 3 holes, this thing has 4. Only seems fair.

I just want to see them start punching each other like Warcraft 2 ogres.

think making sex with she....

Who controls the arms and legs. Is it like half and half or dies one control on and the other control the mind