The rise of possum king

The rise of possum king

>Be me
>Be 8
>Love possums
>Think about them constantly
>Always say cool shit like “Awesome Possum” and “Better play dead”
>Kids start to call me “Possum king”
>Start the Possum Posse
>Even teachers call me Possum king
>Buy stuffed possum and bring it to school for show and tell
>Entire class goes batshit
>I am their king
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>decide i need to prove my status
>hike into the wilderness searching for possums
>looking for a couple hours when i find a cave
>filled with baby possums and a momma possum
>thiswillwork.png
>kidnap the biggest possum which was the mom and make it live in my treehouse
>name it danny
>domesticate it and teach it to obey rules
>show and tell coming up
>wake up that morning and get danny ready for school
>use leash and everything
>get into school and put danny in my backpack
>show and tell
>my turn
>drop backpack to floor and release danny into the classroom
>bites the teacher
>teacher faints
>class in utter mayhem
>principal hears and comes in
>says “what the fuck?”
>sees danny
>”Oh shit”
>calls exterminator
>grab danny and throw him into hall
>released into school
>school let out early
>class rejoices

I am the possum king
Pt.2 coming shortly

The fall of the possum king

>next school year starts
>New kid from some jersey or some shit
>Also claims to be possum king
>uses his moms computer to research possums
>Decide to challenge him
>Talk about possum facts
>what they eat, when they sleep, where they live, etc
>Can’t stump him
>Can’t stump me
>One kid says “Let’s just have two possum kings.”
>notonmywatch.jpg
>swing at the little fuck
>he ducks and punches me in the stomach
>kids start chanting
>”the east possum king is the best possum king”
>possum posse leaves me except for my best friend
>calls me retarded
>friend and i get bullied relentlessly for being ex possum king and renouncing the new possum kings ways
>even friend cant take it anymore
>writes me a letter
>”Dear user, A.K.A. the true possum king, i can’t take the bullying anymore and i just want it to stop. Ive decided to join the new possum posse. Im sorry for abandoning you.
>Possum king welcomes him with open arms
>Makes him his closest advisor to be a petty asshole
>entire possum posse coming to beat me up after school
>ohshit.jpg
>end of school
>bell rings
>possum posse waiting outside by the flagpole
>grab me
>take me out back and slam me into dumpster
>entire posse holding me back
>possum king walks up to me wearing a crown made of grass
>kicks me in the stomach and spits in my face
>tells me i’m nothing and that i’ve lost everything
>they let me go and i fall to the ground
>start to cry
>face feels hot from embarrassment and anger
>know i’m the true possum king
>hurts more
>know i can turn this around
>plan my reascent

pt 3
The Possum king rises again

>for the next few days in class i act submissive
>think about my dog when he was neutered
>working out a plan to take down the possum bitch
>iwillreturn.avi
>constantly harassed by possum king and posse
>take it with no resistance
>push me, rip up my papers, hit me when teachers aren’t looking
>nothing too bad but still annoying
>finally decide on a plan that might work
>begin to gather my supplies
>go to possum cave
>still all of the possum kids inside of it
>but they’re bigger now
>put them in kennel and take them home
>train them for months until they’re big and strong
>nearing end of school year
>possums are my only friends now
>literal possum king
>still harassed constantly by the posse
>plan is coming slowly, but will hopefully fall into motion before end of year
>know we fuck around in gym for last few months of school
>gym teacher tells us plan for the week
>scooters on monday, kickball on tuesday etc.
>tells us we will play with parachute on wednesday

pt.3 was too long will cont.

Pt. 4 The end

>YES.jpg
>finish the final touches and decide wednesday is the day
>show up to school an hour early with a big box
>hide in auditorium
>posse shows up
>decide the king will show mercy on those who will return will be forgiven
>laugh in my face
>gym class
>playing with parachute
>leave to “go to the bathroom”
>get box
>go near parachute
>yell the code word
>friend (who was actually a double agent) opens up the parachute while i release my new possum posse into the bubble of kids
>hear kids screaming immediately
>”OH SHIT HE BIT ME”
>working.jpg
>kids stuck in there for maybe a minute with 7 possums at my command
>dive back under parachute so i won’t be suspect
>give danny the look and he lunged at me
>biting me and making me look like the other kids
>danny knows his work with me is done and attacks false possum king
>possum king crying
>now afraid of possums
>faculty now knows him as possum king and think it was him who released the possums
>suspended.exe
>entire posse sees that i am the true possum king, training wild possums and defeating the usurper
>also everybody thinks he’s a big pussy
>regain control over the school again
>i am the possum king
>mfw

Praise the true possum king

ALL HAIL THE RIGHTFUL KING
DOWN WITH THE USURPER

kek worthy

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I enjoyed this

whats the tl:dr version?

>possum king
>dethroned by false king
>Months of training and planning
>Regained throne

Excellent

So..someone doing A screen cap? I'm on mobile so I'm SOL

got you fam

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Pretty good. Would read again.

tried to do all 4 at once

last one

Did kek to this Well done possum king

actual gold

I laughed so hard I actually pissed myself

hail the possum king

lord of the snails was so much better and actually believable

Long live the king

op is not a faggot and this pasta is fresh

It's my from IG. This is pretty good

There was no rock falling on anyone's head, and the possum king had adult supervision

Hail the true possum king

Also what the fuck hahahahaha

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