White user here, been dating a Mexican qt for a while. Gonna meet her family this weekend. What should I expect?

White user here, been dating a Mexican qt for a while. Gonna meet her family this weekend. What should I expect?

cockfights

if they don't make carnitas or ceviche dump that bitch

Try manners homie.

what does your gf look like

Bring a case of Dos Equis

Mexican chick, so she's brownish, but actually slender with a big rack and nice ass.

Just know a brother, cousin or uncle took her virginity. Ask them how she likes the D.

Two days before the meeting, call immigration services on them.
Now you dont have to meet her parents. Problem solved.

OP here, not a bad idea.

post a pic

It depends. What's her family's social class?

.0000009% chance he would ever post real pick

Pretty much no parking in the driveway or on the street. Amrite guys

A close extended family that works much harder than you do for a lot less money.

>Being this much of a leftist try hard faggot
You don't know me. I work hard. Also her parents are divorced because her dad was a lazy drunk.

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If her dad offers you a drink (or just about anything) fucking accept it.

Do you think meeting the family means meeting her parents and siblings? Man, you're going to meet the grandparents, uncles, cousins, cousins' friends, the dog, the neighbor's dog and the elotero man.

I agree with this guy. OP is FUCKING A WHITE MALE. He should feel shame and guilt.
OP you should be prepared to apologize to them for your wrongs. And the wrongs of your white ancestors.

I'll probably be a beer. A modelo or corona, maybe a coors light but fucking take it

>apoLOGize

you're white so they'll accept you. If you were black they'd say racist shit about you but in spanish

Esto

Expect them to speak broken butt passable English. If there are grandparents present, they will not speak English at all. There will be several small children with unmarried parents.

You will be treated well, you are a path to prosperity for your girlfriend. You could nail her on the living room carpet in front of the family and they will be glad. She will beg you to bareback her all the time - getting pregnant ties you to her.

There will be several illegal relatives present. Be forwarned that half or more of the stuff you buy for her will be boxed up and sent back to family members in Mexico.

She's hot, she'll have brown aureolas, and she'll be dtf any time day or night - more chances to get pregnant and tie you down.

If you marry her, you will be miserable from that day on. She'll be Catholic and it'll be difficult to divorce her fine ass, now that she's become the Latina hot tamale cunt bitch everyone warned you about. You wouldn't listen.

I didn't.

Nah it'll be some tequila, so get ready to do some shots and don't drink the worm.

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This

Latinas are hot

OP here, starting to have second thoughts now.

shes fat

Ahahahaha this. Also if you're a little bitch they'll do this after you leave. We're a proud people, so whatever they ask you, answer proudly. Nervousness is not normal for us. Also if your gf is hot chances are there will be a lot of gorgeous ass there. Good luck keeping eye contact

You should expect undue pressure to get married from your new potential inlaws and an inner feeling of wanting to build a wall.

If she has brothers or male cousins (she’ll have a lot of cousins) that are older than you they will test you. Don’t be a dick but do stand up for yourself. Make em laugh and you’re good

Oh god this

Being this beta

Whites are also a proud people

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any other white dude think Latinas are the best?

I've never dated one but some of them are really hot. Many of them are ugly, though.

Latinas are either really hot or really ugly. Most of them have nice asses though

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I only date latinas, asians and light skinned black girls. White girls are boring to me. I guess i see it the same way I won't date a girl with blue eyes. Why would I want something I already have. Latinas are the best in bed but they can be bitchy as fuck and don't dare cum within 20 feet of them. Insta preggo. Get to meet my own little mini beaner in 2 months thanks to that.

tacos

You don't want your kids to have blue eyes? Blue eyes are going extinct ya know.

>why would I want my kids to have what I already have?
You might be one of the dumbest idiots to ever post on this site.

If my kid had blue eyes that would be pretty cool but taco genes are strong as fuck. Chances are pretty unlikely.

So how about don't fuck beaners?

My kid on the left someday thanks to faggots like you.

>why would i want something I already have

As in why would I want to fuck a white bitch when I'm white myself. Reading comprehension; it's not your thing. You might be one of the dumbest faggots to reply to a post on this site.

Meant for you. Guess I am an idiot.

>A shotgun marriage
>Asking you for a kid
>Drinking cheap mexican tecate or corona's

The nigger?

Coronas ain't cheap, pendejo

top kek

I'm from Texas and this place is full of fucking beaners and this user is SPOT FUCKING ON. Heed his advice.

Chuppo mi huevos por favor

Tamales!!!! and some good ass cooking. Just get that bitch to wax her pussy. I hate their body hair.

Don't marry her. Don't cum inside or you'll have a kid. Then you're fucked.
Go for other latinas. Mexicans are nice but sudacas are the best.

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