DUDE STEALING IS A-OKAY LMAO!

DUDE STEALING IS A-OKAY LMAO!

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat.

he literally only steals bread

u fuckin wot

Kek

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

He explains exactly why he's stealing like 5 minutes into the movie....

I stole a loaf of breeeeaaaad! My sisters child was close to death, we were starving!

Why doesn't he get a job?

and what job could a street rat get? backbreaking labor that will kill him in 5 years or so? fuck that shit

peasant life is always grim

t. Someone who's never starved

>dude haha like it's easier to steal stuff from people who actually work hard to provide food for their families than get a job lmao

>you see that dumb guy selling apples? lol it's not like that dude had to plant a tree, wait for it grow, and all that boring and complex stuff so he can make a living off selling apples lmao better just steal them fuck society lol xD

why didnt the gennie just ask for a bigger lamp?

wow the 90s were a different time

Tellyouallaboutit when I got the time

This dude is so fucking beta lmao

If you can't protect your own property then you don't deserve it in the first place.

If he got caught theyd chop his hands off so its pretty hardcore just for a scrap of bread.

The apple merchant is a bougeois parasite monopolizing the means of apple production through unfair market manipulation, Comrade Aladdin was merely asserting his natural rights to resist exploitation by the minority.

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He's a brown person. It's "surviving" when they do it.

DUDE LIVING IN A THEOCRACY IS A-OKAY LMAO!

RIP HIM OPEN TAKE IT BACK GUYS

TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT
TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT

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>wake up at 4am to start my bread machine
>bread machine gets enough sunlight to begin churning bread
>kiss my smelly, gross muslim wife on the neck and get on my broken, one wheeled bike for the 100 mile ride into Kurechashrarii where I can sell my bread without being killed with a crudely made spear
>Arrive at the bazaar, there's already 10 other bread makers here peddling their inferior bread
>fucking normies
>It's over 110 degrees outside, see an elderly baker collapse and die of a heat stroke
>only 9 bread makers to contend with now
>Bazzar becomes crowded, having trouble watching everyone at one time
>turn around for 2 seconds
>there's a fucking MONKEY on my bread.
>enraged, I hit the aids ridden animal with a broom that I make out of a camels spine and my wifes hair
>I turn back around
>even more of my fucking bread is gone.
>I'm literally going to die of thirst tonight
>my family is going to die
>they do die, in horrible pain. kids and everything, all dead
>My bread making business collapses
>I bury my dead family, make one last loaf in remembrance
>I walk out onto the street and I see him.
>the man that ruined my life
>He's flying around on a magic carpet singing loudly
>I feel a deep rage, a rage unlike any other ever conceived before.

I will have my revenge.

Aladdin threads just make me want to play princess trainer again.

YOU WILL STARVE AGAIN UNLESS YOU LEARN THE MEANING OF THE LAW

there is nothing wrong with stealing food to survive.

he had a perfectly good monkey going to waste.

But...
There is.

Not really user....especially if you live in a fucking desert

Get a job hippie.

Lol

kek

i said if you live in a desert and by that i meant living a while ago in a desert

Jobs exist in the desert, even a while ago in the desert.

Man, I forgot how sexual older Disney movies were.

I want to lick her ear hole so bad.

Lmao why are you forcing this so hard?

Get a job, hippie.

>has a problem with someone stealing food so he and his pet monkey can live
>has no problem stealing movies, tv shows, music and anything digital

wow

youre responding to too different people

She's literally why I started chasing female bikini/fitness competitors. No girl can achieve that hip to waist without working HARD at it.
Now I have rippling abs and poppin biceps but my girlfriend is a skinnyfat Italian architect.

Get a job, hippie.

Fat Tony: Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
Bart: No.
Fat Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
Bart: Uh uh.
Fat Tony: And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
Bart: I guess that's okay.
Fat Tony: Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
Bart: Hell, no.

>ITT niggers justifying theft

I'd grab her by the pussy if you know what I mean

Piracy isn't theft.

What would your final wish be?

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MY NAME IS JAJ VAL JAAJ

nice post more

Sorry, I only have really gay Disney comics left.

YES COMRADES