Ball Family Thread

This thread is dedicated to generating Big Baller Brand™ memes.

Invited: Big Ballers™

Not Invited: baby ballers & broke ass niggas

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Ok I'm here, we can start ballin now

The call that saved the Lakers.

fuck off

Inb4 mod delet because Sup Forums is a general only board

>Tfw not a KANG

Not worthy of being a Big Baller™.

poorfag scum plz go

this thread is big ballers only, maybe if you made some cake you could stop being a broke ass #babyballer

3 Billion may seem like a lot for a shoe line, but I'd pay it.

small baller detected

i love this meme

BBB
WE OUT HERE

Baby baller looking for direction here

I need some tips

Should I buy a t shirt lads?

here you go Big Ballers™

bigballerbrand.com/products/video-feet-1

Where can I get replica ZO2s?

>$495 sneaking shoes

So American shoe thiefs will enjoy.

>No Refunds or Exchanges
Absolute baller

t. baby dick baller

Important question from a would-be baller... Does BBB accept GBP?

BBB is for poorfags
real niggas wear spiked Louboutins

Just applied for a small loan to buy some big ballers gear.

I consider it an investment.

T. Micropenis baller

Is Sup Forums larping as rich black folks?

What have you bought so far lads?

I got me a T shirt, hoodie and some shorts

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ZO2s WET edition size 14
$1195
/biggestballer/

BIG BALLER REPORTING!

baby dick ballers dont @ me

Big Baller™ here

small ballers are literal cancer and need to gb2rebbit and kys

mfw a small baller even attempts to approach me

Can someone help me understand why this fucking family is in the news and why people are talking about them?

He's not even in the NBA, right? Why is his father talking to media, why is this kid in the spotlight?

Am I missing something, I just don't get it?

I've never seen a prospect get this much hype and air time before. Not even in Canada for hockey.

LaVar Ball is literally pulling a Trump and behaving so outrageously that the media is forced to give him airtime, and to subsequently talk about his son a lot. He's cracked the code.

Have /spuh/ their own brand now?

Considering all the advertisement this site has gotten since cambodian moot took over, we should ask LaVar to advertise here.

I demand more Lavar pepes

>Have a minuscule amount of fame
>Say crazy shit
>Media reports on the crazy shit you said
>Say more crazy shit afterwards
>Media reports on that as well
>Repeat the cycle until you're constantly in the media/on tv
>Become famous

make them yourself, small baller

How can i become a Big Baller™©?

I pledge my allegiance to the house of Ball.

updated, kek

>create brand
>include the word brand in the brand name
how can one family be this genius?

Big Baller Brains

what program do you use? I was using pixlr but it fucked with my computer.

>create mart
>include the word mart in the mart name

haha dumbasses, this shit will never work!

Analogy would've been correct if it was named Walmart Brand, or anything along those lines.

It's a brand. Of marts.

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>mfw someone is a small baller near me

It's tragic desu

I love the words in this thread.

stay in your lane

I love how there's clearly two morbidly obese in the pic along with the Subway inside instead of McDonald's like back in the day. The irony.

I think I want to end you, OP. You son of a bitch!

oh god, yesterday I got off work and showed up the my local court (my ZO2's haven't come yet) and while strapping on my trusty 2013 hyperdunks, I overheard these fools popping off about the Big Baller Brand. Luckily caught them on the other team first game, dropped 10, we closed out 21-5, then beat the next weak ass team and pointed at my BBB shirt while staring those fools down on the sideline while waiting for the next. Didn't even give them another look just ate an acai bowl and ran 2 miles then squatted we #aintgotnotimeforthisshit #bigballer #bigballerbrand #formeitspaulsholes we in this bruh

black person containment thread? I approve of this. Stay here.

You're faggy boy is going to bust kek

t. commie poorshit

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it's a brand for big ballers you lukaku looking fuck

The son is a top prospect in what is the hardest league to get into. The dad turned the already considerable media coverage to a circus with ostentatious branding plans and worse: demanding the right team (The Lakers) draft him. Now he's turning it exponentially worse with constant interviews boasting his brand.

Pro teams don't like players with baggage. They want players to focus on the game with minimal distractions. Lavarr Ball is bound to be a huge, constant distraction which is very troubling when he should just let his kid go fucking play basketball.

I won't buy get the ZO2s because Lonzo is gonna be a bust, but I'll buy $495 worth of the future GOAT Markelle Fultz shoes when they come out.

Can we also have threads for Nike, Adidas, Puma, etc.? I didn't know Sup Forums allowed such blatant shilling for clothing/shoe companies.

This is a big brand

Small baller detected, here have a toy chicken it fits you better

wew look at this little ball cuck

liking bbb is the meme senpai

haha small ballers xD

>tfw 35 years old an haven't bought nigger clothes and expensive basketball sneakers in over a decade but seriously considering buying more than a g worth of BBB gear for the memes

>literally advertising for this company
>"lol but we're doing it ironically it's a meme xd!"

Who Big Baller for life?

imagine being this poor

Do it, just ordered a pair of the slides myself.

>slides
holy shit kys

Maybe I'm just an old fart but doesn't "Big Baller Brand" sound like something made up by a marketing executive in 1999?

Wish they made a BBB bucket hat

BBB vs. TMT

Who wins?

Lavar had his sons future planned ever since he stuck his dick in their mother for the first time.

SMALL BALLERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

inverted penis baller detected

BBB dildos when, I wanna buy a couple for my sons mother.

Sams Club

Mayweather is a bitch who ducked every top boxer while they were still in their prime.

Please do not compare that small baller to real big ballers.

hey baby baller go play with your little baby balls somewhere else

don't you have a fidget spinner to spin or something? Stay in your lane and leave the big ballin to us

Yes. This was my first thought exactly. The term "big baller/big ballin'" was first coined in the late 90's and faded out by the mid 00's at the latest.

Even his logo is dated as fuck, mid 00's cross between basketball and skater shit, not to mention the hideous colors.

>imagine being this much of a small ball Adidas shill

>ironically
nobody is being ironic here sir, i guarantee you everybody here is a certified Big Baller™

Baby dick baller leave. This is a brand for real men.

>ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

been a big baller since day 1

proove it

Those are the words and the face of someone who has had everything handed to them their entire life getting told to fuck off for the 1st time. Its glorious.

Mayweather is a small baller in many ways.

Are the Bogs Big Ballers?

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Looks like big baller stats to me

my foot size is 11.5

can I still be a big baller?

>Mayweather is a small baller in many ways.

that would make a dope colorway for them.

I don't get it I don't watch apehoop

good stats?

It's the intangibles that make one a Big Baller.