"I've never been so insulted in my life. I'm leaving."

"I've never been so insulted in my life. I'm leaving."
*drops microphone*

Fuck man, chill.

>i hook my friends up with sluts all the time
still the best

>I've never been so insulted in my life

I find that hard to believe...

Makes him sound butthurt to be honest.

Oscar nominated actor insulted by literally-who bitch. I'm leaving...

there's no situation where he can come out not looking butthurt, he can only be butthurt with style

Why didn't he have a Joey Etsubatsu-like freak out?

>Honestly Brad and Leo would probably rather sleep with me than a homely French hooker like you, heh.

>unsheaths katana
>teleports behind her

>Now say goodnight.

HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yarg

I use HEWWO WOOWEE as a defence mechanism whenever I get stuck in conversations. Always shuts down the questioner and sometimes gets a laugh from others.

>>unsheaths katana
>>teleports behind her
I kek'd

also, check out her boyfriend

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>"HAHAHAHAH WOW YEAH I BET YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS ALL THE TIME YOU FUCKIN CUNT"
>I'd rather sleep with Brad Pitt or Leo than you
>"F-F-FUCK YOU I'M NEVER GOING TO FRANCE AGAIN"

STOP. You guys are going to mek Jonah Kill himself.

>uh hon hon hon eat shit!

kek'd/10

Refugee Welcome

POO'D

I know you are but what am I?

this is a regular couple in my country now...fuck france we all should just die now

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No, the best one was the Shakespearean reply.
Sadly my vocab is primitive and I can't find it in the Archives.

Keeps me up at night.

Jonah knew this.

disgusting

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How has no one done a "watch it crissy" shop on this yet?

shut up you disgusting fuck, fuck you and your "muh dank memes lel XD"

You're supposed to teleport first, then say your one-liner, and then in one swift motion unsheath your katana, cut her in half, and resheath it.

watch it, user