/heem/ Double Bird edition

Upcoming events:

5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
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5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
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6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
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6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: News:

>Elkins vs Bermudez is on
mmafighting.com/2017/5/17/15653194/dennis-bermudez-vs-darren-elkins-slated-for-ufc-on-fox-25


>Latifi says Nogueira is out of thier fight
bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/17/15655800/ufc-news-ilir-latifi-claims-rogerio-nogueira-injured-wants-corey-anderson-as-replacement


>GoFundMe made to raise money for Nick Catone's son
mmamania.com/2017/5/16/15650982/gofundme-nick-catone-family-death-son-ufc-fighter

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youtube.com/watch?v=TANftlj9hE4
themoneyteam.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTW0dF-zLl8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first for joe

Alright how's this.

I can't add the cap because that gets rid of the hood. And if I get rid of the hood it's practically not hoodieCHAD anymore

Fixed dimensions

Conor has more kids than title defenses

meh, good enough

I'm honestly baffeld at how poorly frankie did in that fight. He had way less to offer than he did the second time, which is werid because I honestly feel like he is better than he used to be. Do you think he was just mentally defeated?

Thank you. Youre doing gods work

based

its too bad we will never see Edgar vs Conor, that would be a fun fight

Oi'll butcher from de bottom yea'

I could do a sad hoodieCHAD too desu but don't know
I was thinking something like a Fight Kit version but I got this far and can't really do anything else because I'm not good with this stuff. Most I can do is add some more pics onto the hoodie like a fighter face

These are all based off some template some other guy made anyway

He was supposedly dealing with an injured knee, but I think the bigger factor is that he spent too much time chasing Aldo instead of trying to force him to lead. Edgar did his best work on the counter in the first fight, so he should've been working on a strategy to force that kind of fight. Instead he completely abandoned the idea, whereas Aldo had made adjustments to his strategy to force Edgar to lead.

I think that's perhaps the worst fight plan of Edgar's career.

He did ok in small bursts, but I think he got extremely demoralized after realizing Aldo was doing way better than their first fight, and he had absolutely nothing. Their first fight he got like 2 takedowns and landed some good shots, but in the rematch he got zero takedowns and landed like 1 good punch. Crazy to watch that fight, then watch the Yair fight.

Yeah but Frankie also had a torn groin for the Stephens fight but completely dominated aside from that one kick

honestly i would like to see a third fight between them. If Edgar shows up with a smarter gameplan and the same mentality he had against Yair, I think he could finally pull it of

>a third fight
please no

I like the fightkit idea but it needs a reebok logo

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topkek

Lol sclub BTFO on TUF Talk

>I think you'd be surprised

since we are talking about high level match ups, does anyone else still feel a little sting when they think of how we lost Ferguson/nurmy to a goddamn desert?

HAHAHA fuck

Is the tiramisu thing real or a meme? What was the original source on that?

we must never speak of this again, it's just too painful

UFC 212 extended preview

youtu.be/ORCkAc2DxVc

It's actually pretty good

"Your conditioning sucks"
Fergi fucking knew it too. Godamn i wanted that so badly

>no mention of famous burger

I missed TUF tonight.

Is it worth going back to watch?

Road to the Octagon UFC 209

Khabib is out eating at a restaurant and talks about how Russians always eat dessert/Tiramisu or some shit like that before the actual main course itself. There's nothing that shows him directly eating it but everyone at the table looks like they got tiramisu and Khabib can be seen licking his spoon seconds after he says the tiramisu line

He's missed weight before and has always talked about how his weight cuts are shitty and big

What are some female MMA fighters who definitely enjoy anal penetration?

Meh, not particularly. Next week is looking spicy though with Bang and Ramsey

Who fought and which team won?

Hassan (Garbage) vs Lima (Dilly)
Lima won by decision
skip the episode honestly

Thanks. Team Cody getting humiliated.

All of them, you weirdo.

>At UFC 212, people can expect a much more aggressive Aldo than they've seen before
Hasn't Aldo said this before every fight for the past 5 years?

what happens to UFC 212 if Aldo or Holloway gets injured?

UFC just released this poster so Cody TJ is still on I guess

It turns into UFC 151

Holloway Fwonkie interim interim title fight

Next week Ramesy Nijim (TJ) is fighting Let Me Bang Bro (Cody)

Garbage going 0-6 kek

I am unironically super excited for MJ vs Gaethje

Dana just said on the Cavs-Celtics post game show that Conor's side of the Floyd fight is done

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Edgar would be foolish to take that fight. Short notice against Holloway is a bad idea to begin with, but Edgar should be hoping Max beats Aldo.

If Edgar's jumping into any fight, it should be the Dillashaw bout.

jose has more pullouts than conor does with dee

havent they also relased a poster for 213 in the last few days without cody/tj on it?

youtube.com/watch?v=TANftlj9hE4
live

Goobs--Mayweather - here's how it'll go:

Mayweather camp insist Conor have a big fight before they will finalize.
A fight against GSP.

Conor will lose.

And that night or the next day Mayweather will say to reports, "Am I fighting who? Conrad who? Who? He has no star power. I'm Floyd Mayweather. What's his name again? Never heard of him. Nobody ever heard of him. I'm Floyd Mayweather, man. You ask me if I'm fighting scrubs? Come on, man."

And days later, it will finally dawn on Dana that this whole thing has always been about Mayweather boosting his brand, and nothing else.
There was never going to be a fight - not with Mayweather.

Mayweather's entire game was to boost his brand, to wreck Conor's career, and to put a hole in the UFC's tire.
But mostly to boost his brand, the other shit was just for fun.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE FOR MEMES

>wearing over the ear headphones to the gym

what an idiot

why do you need to boost your brand when you are a 40 yr old boxer worth 100's of millions

>wearing in-ear pods
>wanting tinnitus

KEK!

>caring about your health
fag

floyd will seriously consider the fight when the next IRS bill inevitably comes and he finds himself 20M short of making them go away despite banking 100s of millions in his career

in case you're not trolling:
themoneyteam.com/

he's done this twice now BTW

its nice to see someone using my template :). is that the png or the svg?

Is Jose Aldo indigenous? He looks Asian or Mexican sometimes

Shit I goofed


Sad hoodieCHAD

I'm not sure it'd look much better even with that desu

.png, your template is legit great mate. You a regular /heem/ster or just managed to see the post?

ye, heem is the only thing i really come to Sup Forums for. i do the event predictions and the calendar here. i did those requests threads when i got bored. i'll do another one when i get time. im gonna try and use /nfl/ when the season comes back around to do weekly predictions there too

Not sure what you're seeing.

He looks plain old Famous to me.

I think this is more memey, so I edited it

Ah right I should have figured it was you doing the templates, given you've made a few for /heem/ too. Those threads you do are pretty cool, you're a top lad. Nice contributions 2bh, both inside and outside of /heem/

Raising CTE Awareness

>wanting tinnitus
That can happen with any source of music if the volume is too loud and the period of exposure to the sound is long.

yooo Pajeet who are some of your favorite female fighters?

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Agreed

delete hoodie and add this

This good? Now we have sadCHAD, happyCHAD and smugCHAD

Beautiful work champ

I not a big MMA fan. I was just lurking here.
Although I think I wouldn't watch female MMA because it would be crap like any other female sport.

Jamie Varner is a big baller

Are YOU a big baller, /heem/?

You are welcome to post here whenever Mr. Pajeet sir

>tfw shit hips
>hard time pivoting when throwing a hook
>coah always shakes his head in disgust

so how do people actually get into this shit even at an amateur level?

Wtf I love India now

Slightly cleaner

Can you do some glasses or should it be left as is?

easy in America. Go to your local MMA gym,or BJJ school, or boxing gym, or kickboxing gym. Train network, train, ask your coaches you wanna step up and boom

t-thanks

Any fighter you like to watch?

I was watching some mma videos and this one Bas Rutten video got me hyped.
youtube.com/watch?v=uiGQIh-6Kdo

>he likes Bas
You're alright guy, watch some old pride fights on youtube like Wanderlei Silva or Mirko cro cop. Enjoy the dank heems

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTW0dF-zLl8

literally who is this gathje faggot? stop main eventing shows with euroWHOs ffs

Hello, where is the Ronda?

you should stick around for the next card

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you da real mvp

how close to bangladesh are you?

we have a fight here lads

Totally worth the 2,500 reebok bonus

Had a quick stab
Not great desu maybe someone else can do better, changed the hand a bit too

>Paul Daley is +270 against Rory

Is Rory's nose going to be a factor in a three round fight?

Is this supposed to be Big Pigg, or Hoodiebro?

Pride is the one with the square ring, isn't it? That shit used to come on cable tv here 10 years back. I used to watch it with my bro. There was this one white guy I remember who won a particular tournament or something. He was tall, didn't really have much muscle and was a heavyweight most probably. I can't remember his name. I used to call him anesthesia because he wasn't that explosive, but used to slowly wear down his opponents with jabs and whatnot.

Were can I get more info?

Pretty fucking far thank God. I'm from Delhi.

Keep lurking and you'll get stream links for events on the OP schedule

kek, hoodieCHAD but without the hoodie it's not the same 2bh
I prefer this one personally, edited it a bit again but don't think it's any better

sad chad hand update?

Didn't bother because didn't think anyone would want it lel
This good?