Isle of Pakistan

Come home, brown man

KEK

>United Kingdom of Arabia and Pakistan
>Government is a cuckcracy
>King is Phillipe. Hotqueen is Elizabeth II. Bulltan is Salman Saud.
>King is to be forced to watch wife and country get fucked by arabs and niggers at the same time.
>Founded 2020 after the failed race war of Britain.
>Currency is Shekel

Pot calling the kettle black?

you want him to cry anout it, at least he's on the acceptance stage.

Triggered? :^)

leave uk alone, merkel

Breggsid XDDDD

>Londonderry outside of Northern Ireland
wat

>implying surviving a plane crash isn't alpha as fuck

So alpha :^)

>muh economy hegemony over europe
>pls buy my bmw cars goy

>he thinks BMWs are cars

lmao pleb

It would be funny if we go Brexit, and we don't accept the inevitable trade deal from Germany. Their exports we go bust if we stop trading, we got the krauts by the balls.

>exports WOULD* go bust
Damn.

You had me at "bust" and "balls".

You realize it's alpha to walk away from a plane crash, right?

Germans really are autistic.

He had blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his...whatever.

What an alpha :^)

ATleast you got that pun.

what is it then? the refugee rapemobile?

>we got the krauts by the balls.
>we got the krauts by that thing they keep where their balls used to be
FTFY

>by that thing they keep where their balls used to be

That would be your mom's clunge :^)

t*rks vs pakis : the thread

Dude thats britain
And its isles not isle
Such a shame germany used to be known for its impeccable attention to detail but now its just a bumbling mess

>the refugee rapemobile?

Rape is illegal.

And the rape of cars is weird.

T-thank you, Eire.

>I keep your mum's pussy where my balls used to be
>Germans being in charge of bants
hey at least you admitted you're a pussy these days

Please, don't act so surprised. Half the men in your village keep their balls near your mom's snatch.

haha faggot