Jesus christ raimi

Jesus christ raimi

woudn't fly these days

damn. different time, huh?

>Whats your name kid?

>The human holocaust

>Jeez kid, Couldnt you name yourself after an acutal historical event?

Dam raimi

honestly I'm not really sure what Raimi was going for

anyone care to explain what he meant by this?

easy explanation

>I'll pay the damn rent once you evict those fucking niggers!

good lord man.

>the human holocaust

got me good

>Jeez kid, Couldnt you name yourself after an acutal historical event?

fuck

can't believe Vince let this jobber go over based Bonesaw

he fucking quit anyway because he wasn't making Cena's salary in his first year

Drider

>what do you mean you won't pay for these? I bust my ass all day working for this paki infested pizza joint and you won't pay just because I'm three minutes late? I hope you get raped by the nigger cooks who spent all day making these fucking pizzas!

woah raimi, was that outburst really necessary that early in the film?

10/10, JfC.

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>Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Sieg Heil!

Oh come on, Raimi... why would Spidey even think that last one would work?

THATS A CUTE OUTFIT, DID YOUR FURHER MAKE IT FOR YOU?!

>UP UP AND AWAY!

>impressive... for a nigger

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>now here he is, the incredible shoah-man!
>get out there kid
>but that wop got my name wrong

kek

>Join me, imagine what we could accomplish, what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless kikes in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?

that must've flown over my head as a kid

I have no memory of that scene.

rewatch the director's cut

This meme never fails to deliver.

Woah! What was Raimi thinking?!

Why didn't that guy that called him Spiderman ever put it together that he just had to find the record of who they paid for the fight that night and he could find the real Spiderman and blackmail him?

Love you so God damn much

>The Jews, Norman. First we attack the Jews!

What the fuck was Raimi on?!

sauce on the grill? she looks cute.

Tobey Maguire

>So I just did me some talking to the Jew
>And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
>Stealing the money
>Those Ashes keep falling on my head
>They keep falling

Fucking Christ....

>Jews aren't worrying meeeeeee

>If you don't evict those sandnigger apes that took my beloved towers I'll tell the Bugle about your little Bosnian genocide stunt, and then I'll be the one raiding Ursula's potato sack cunt.
>For this month.

More than meets the eye Raimi, never thought ten years would make such a difference

Melissa Benoist

It's not that funny.

>KLAATU BARADA... NIGGER!
What the fuck Raimi?

>with White Power comes great responsibility

Fucking hell Uncle Ben

always gets me

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Is this from a deleted scene or something?

10/10

You know, I can definitely see why he went for that angle. Logically, Uncle Ben is an older fellow, so he'd be more likely to hold some "less than modern" views on race. Even though it wasn't accurate to the comic books, it felt a lot more accurate to the real world. It kind of helped ground Uncle Ben's character.

ha ha, man they really fucked up the spider.

jesus

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid...

>For this month

Well is it or am I missing something here?

Haha holy shit

Wow...so this is.. the power of... Sup Forums """humor"""

>the one time you have beaten spiderman and are able to kill him
>decide to just talk to him and leave him to recover and then eventually beat you

flawless

ITT: Sup Forums "humor"

No jokes or punchlines, just edgelords and bigotry

>He doesn't get why anti semitism is funny
You have to go back

missing your safe space, bud?

Why was everything so different back then?

just good old fashioned raimi-posting, anons.

(You)

Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yellow rain. They panic at first, mandibles flailing, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.

not sure why raimi did so many different takes of that conversation

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Damn this is really hilarious stuff. Very witty because the Holocaust never actually happened.

>Just Edgelords and bigotry

You do not belong here

>>Reddit

The best

Which character said that line?

kek

the truth is papa raimi was goddamn pissed when he did this particular take...

foaming at the mouth, kicking over shit he had to be held back from getting to Dafoe. My uncle who was the key grip said he pushed with inhuman strength, something more akin to livestock. It took seven of them to save Dafoe's life that day.

When he finally calmed down he was overheard screaming at a crowd of perfectly silent filmcrew about how the disgusting jews were responsible for trying to fuck up his spiderman movie with their wicked tricks, he wanted to know who let them get into Dafoes head, he wanted names. He wanted answers.

fuckin' white people, smdh

this scene felt forced desu

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dumb phone poster

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>did Edison sleep before he turned on the light? did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth?
>did Hitler sleep before he turned on the gas chambers?
>ah, Rosie, I love this boy!

haha, haven't seen this one yet

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Just wait until Trump loses and these fags all neck themselves, you'll be able to get back to your boipucci threads or baneposting or whatever the fuck general.

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Drider!

Nice

shame about the face

her tits are amazing

You gotta remember Spider-Man was written in 1962, uncle Ben grew up in the 1920s through the eugenics era, segregation, Tuskegee experiments etc

wow yeah generic fake tiddies amazing man

>not liking fake tits
what are you gay?

You want forgiveness? Then find religion. Just don't become a Jew or I might have to fry you.

For fucks sake Raimi!

>that scene where Peter just stands and watches as that black couple and their daughter burn alive inside of their car
>the whole 20 minute sequence was left in, uncut
Fucking hell that gave me nightmares for months. What kind of movie was Raimi making?

i take what i can get, but prefer natural. didnt mean to insult your taste user

Your baby is safe ma'am. Just one thing I gotta know before I hand him over. Is he Jewish because I can't have that.

Poor puppers. Did that guy set down a firecracker and the dog just went after it?

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Got me there.

Fucking Raimi you hack.

give me back my glasses, pepe

>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

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overrated post

samefig

WATCH IT GOBLIN

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>The sum of $3000 will be paid to...the terrifying, the deadly...the amazing Rape Of Nanking!

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