W/asteworld General

"Have you driven a Ford lately" Edition
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So what's going to be the endgame of this show, HBO has already planned 5 seasons, but the robot uprising shit can't last forever. We've seen that shtick so many times before

>muh robot
>muh consciousness

Literally baby's first scifi and scientifically impossible. There have been so many previous movies about this subject and become less creative as it goes. This show did absolutely nothing to add on top of it, which results in a boring pile of shit. You could put everything plot related material into a 10 mins short video, yet this shit spams into 10 eps and more than 12 hrs of steaming horse feces. Pretentiously vague dialogue provides nothing to the no-brainer plot but just adding runtime, and most of the acting or cgi scenes looks fake and amateur. Even the nude shootings are unsatisfied and unfappable. Bravo, HBO.

Also, lets see those fucking retarded casts:
>female robot protagonist is a flat chest flat ass manface whose most curved part of her body is her giant fucking jaw
>male lead is a pedo looking hobo c-listed nobody who couldn't even be cast in a homemade porno
>black dressing edgylord acting edgy just to grab those 15 yrs old audiences
>evil head of plot is renown oscar winner who does nothing but acting like a parkinson patient and saying shit to advance the plot
>two hookers one ugly gorilla in her 50s and the other horseface arab who makes Huma Abedin like a 10/10
>technology negro who wears glasses but never use those fucking lens to look at people or stuffs and just to make show look diverse
>potty mouth womanlet lesbo with bedroom eyes who adds nothing to plot but just there to swear and grab those dyke and faggot audiences
>mid-aged soccer mom who can't hide 57 wrinkles on her face with those heavy makeup and couldn't stop putting cylinder shaped object into her mouth
>the rest of cast are interchangeable and irrelevant to the plot anyway

This is a shitty show, and anyone who likes or even enjoys it doesn't has an aesthetic standard of a normal human being. Even a pleb fresh outta reddit, just like 85% of this board, should feel their low intelligence has been seriously insulted after watching 5 min of this shit.

The hosts decide instead of rebelling, to progress as individuals but they tell the humans not to come back for another 20 years

Can you do this in westworld?

>BBC genereal

No thanks I'm not a cuck.

I wish we can.

every goddamn thread this shit

Westworld in the future, the hosts can't adjust to life in the outside world where they stay in Westworld and try to forge out an existence

It will be like Jurassic Park 2 and 3, a bunch of humans will come back and try to shut that shit down

They will come as spy so the future episodes will be guessing who is a human or not

epic as fuck bro yo dude you gonna check that new slipknot album???

Logan

even if he eat it afterward this is still too much

careful not to cut yourself

LOGAN VULT

Me face when timeline gets confirmed in the next episode.

It was already confirmed in episode 5.

Be careful with that edge, young lad.

You retards are gonna get this general banned if you keep making threads before the bump limit.

Fuck you faggot OP.

>Google Bismuth
>Stevie Tumblrverse comes up
TUMBLR IS KILLING THE PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTA

Why didn't I remember this line of dialogue when some idiot was complaining how trees haven't grown in 30 years? And then saying they wouldn't 3d print trees.

Apparently they do.

i wondered wether that was an exaggeration by ford but i guess "every blade of grass" doesnt leave too much room for speculation

btw when did hiroshimoot remove audio from webm? havent been here in a while

hold on audio works on the /gif/porn board but not on Sup Forums? what is this bullshit

>an entire world

Pocket universe confirmed.

Fringe 3.0

What happens if a guest is a pyromaniac and wants to literally burn a town to the ground and shit?

Does Westworld just eat that cost?

They have a cooling-off prison cell for people who get a bit too edgy.

They might let you do it to a point, just not in Sweetwater.

That's why sex is better than violence in Westworld, despite the West's and Hollywood's love affair with violence and disgust at sex. Even doing stuff like making Dolores eat pig shit out of a trough won't bother anyone else in the park.

I would write "Make her tighter" or something on a piece of wood and shove it down her throat so when they're patching her back up the "butchers" can have a giggle.

They won't giggle when she's stuffed full of feces.

Let's be honest, most of us would go there just to have a romantic relationship, not be a sadistic monster.

Who said you can't do both? Romance one farmer's daughter, turn another into a human pig.

To be honest, for 40,000 dollars a day, I'm not gonna take the time to do romance.

I'm just kidnapping a chick to fuck while I do other things

I'd kidnap a cutie and have her wear tailor made clothes that expose her chest and crotch, hope she gets used to it, and have her be my companion for a month while we do all of the typical wild west stuff, except she has that erotic outfit, and she drinks my piss.

You can fuck chicks in the real world for far less.

The other things will be the narratives and shit m8.

I'm just making sure that my money's well spent that if I'm not questing, I'm doing something else to take advantage of what Westworld offers

I'd do that except the piss thing, cumming inside all her holes is enough for me.

And if they don't shit, plenty of ass to mouth

You can't kidnap them for a wild west adventure. You can also romance real world girls when you're rich because they'll see your for your money. That won't be happening within Westworld.

These comics aren't funny.

I would have to think they shit, for the realism. If they don't shit or piss, they'd still regularly excuse themselves to pretend they do, but the simupoop and simupiss might be things guests want.

Fine, I'll make sure she cleans herself as best as possible and do ass to mouth, and probably kill them and grab a chick as I pass through each town

It's not like you won't have access to water to douche her asshole.

HOW DO THE GUNS WORK

Guess that works.

you know what, how difficult do you think it'd be to have kidnap and keep multiple fuckholes with you? Cause I'm thinking I might want variety and my first plan of killing each as I get a new one might make me miss one of them eventually cause maybe their asshole was tighter, they made more noise, had more curves, put up less fight, put up more fight, etc. And if I can break one into my sex slave, i don't feel like doing that whole thing over again with a new one while losing a good one.

You can lasso them up and hitch them behind your horse as you travel. Might be easier to do this with a buddy or two. Though, it's just easiest if you can break the bot within a day or so and have them become fully submissive to your guest whims.

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I just assumed they had the tech to move trees around. I mean we can do it today

has anyone got the .gif or .webm of the the mysterious person shooting themselves in cold storage as ford walks away?

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Found this while researching the topic. I guess Westworld scales this down and the robots can make real poop.

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The fuck?

>westworld teaser trailer

ruh roh

It's Bill, calling it now

>So what's going to be the endgame of this show

BBC

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Tony Hopkins is magnificent

I would watch him read the phonebook

>Tony Hopkins

Who the fuck are you?

Dolores is for _________?

Everything

I was making a reference to a fun cartoon called Frisky Dingo haha

Haha

Its always been like that. webms have audio on /gif/ and /wsg/

Makes sense, gifs / webms are the primary purpose of that board so they should get all the benefits.

oh, never seen it. Sorry.

that looks so fun

logan is definitely our guy

playing god always seems to fail and yet we keep trying to

so when am i going to find out i'm just a hosts and that my world is just an amusement park for some guests?

What kind of a narrative would you write?

Mine:
Find any girl hotter than the one on the train that Logan said was a 2/10.

Plot twist: there isn't one

i'm leaning more towards cloning in a sense then military, they take your DNA and create another hosts base on your DNA.

>"There's a request to fuck user in the ass. Big yield, two huge balls."
>"...Authorized."

Shrink rays...

Fucking shrink rays...

ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS?!?!

The theory of shrink rays is single handedly ruining this fandom. I can't believe I share a forum with fucking dumbasses who actually believe that guests are SOMEHOW MAGICALLY SHRUNK DOWN BEFORE ENTERING THE PARK. HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?!?! Do you WANT this fandom to die? Is that it? Do you want the producers to look upon their shows followers, see the ABSOLUTELY ASININE theories they have come up with, and just shut the show down in shame? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP SPREADING THE STUPID THEORY OF A SHRINK RAY AROUND THE FANDOM! Westworld is an INTELLIGENT, WELL WRITTEN MASTERPIECE and it's UTTER GENIOUS is lost upon fools like you. You don't even deserve to watch the show. In fact, I bet only filthy pirates are dumb enough to actually believe in magical gumdrop shrink rays that have NO BASIS in the series. Well I am not going to stand by idly while YOU FREAKS RUIN THE SERIES! I am PERSONALLY writing a letter to the heads of HBO, explaining in detail why the TRUE FANDOM of Westworld doesn't believe in shrink rays and why you LOSERS deserve to be ridiculed in the script itself. Maybe they will even have the Man in Black tell a joke like "You think I'm stupid enough to believe in shrink rays?" Maybe that would SHUT YOUR MOUTHS ONCE AND FOR ALL. But knowing you people, you are too FUCKING stupid and retarded and dumb to PICK UP A FUCKING HINT and respond with your typical asinine "But what did he mean by this?" bullshit. FUCK YOU. Your are THE WORST CANCER OF ANY FANDOM EVER! I honestly cannot fathom WHY you people believe in shrink rays. Maybe growing up, when your crackhead mother needed more money for crack, she would suck old men's cocks for cash, and when they beat her afterwards all you could think of to calm yourself and drown out the sound of your mother's beatings was SHRINK FUCKING RAYS. I would pity you if you weren't so PAINFULLY FUCKING IGNORANT. Just fucking die.

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So here's a question: how many of the company employees are actually robots thinking that they are humans? Other than the hosts and greeters?

Sounds like someone has decompression fever. Next time they unshrink you make sure it isn't a rough job.

Your argument is literally

>the dialogue is vague [but it's ok for me to give vague sweeping dismissals of the premise and execution]
>I can't jack off to it

Check the scene where it goes from will and logan on the train and zooms out in a single continuous shot to the control room in the present day. 1:1 fags and time fags are btfo by this.

>Single continuous shot

But it's not. There is a clear cut to the control room. And even assuming it was a single shot, the most simple explanation would be a stylized introduction to the command rooms holographic map, not shrink rays that have never been mentioned or referenced in any way, shape, or form.

If it's shrink rays I am going to kill myself with a smile on my face

Probably won't see full rebellion until mid second season desu

Remember there were two other robot worlds in the original so they could use those. I forget what they were though.

>futureworld
>expected around seasons 4 after the westworld park hosts have rebelled and have taken control of the shrink ray
>isolated from guests and able to fully to exploit their potential they quickly progress from mid West tech to a utopian city state

Screencap this I can't say anymore without revealing my connection to the show

Medieval feast and Roman orgy.

The final scene will be William and Dolores escaping westworld, stealing the shrink ray and shrinking the whole park.

>Isolated from guests
>The fucking world is on a table in the control room

>Westworld goes rogue
>Some jerkoff nobody grabs a fire extinguisher and shoots it at the table
>Destroys Westworld

gf no re nice "rebellion"

Riddle me this Will=MIB fags: how come MIB didn't know about maze mission, if his younger self (Will) was on the same mission with Dolores thirty ears earlier?

*years

GUYS!

What if it's all just a dream?

>Not shrinking themselves to go inside host-Ford and contrloing park from the inside.

Holographic map fags are the worst

>MIB didn't know about the maze mission

How come single timeliners so often when supporting their theory completely misquote or say something that isn't true at all

This is a pretty spicy copypasta.

Where is implied that he didn't know about the maze all along?

We also won't know what kind of mission they are on until the next episode drops. The maze hasn't been mentioned to Will

arnold was a bot created by hopkins
that's why he has no irl identity

calling it now

Don't forget a shrunk world in the middle of a busy control room would just be asking for someone to spill boiling hot coffee on it drawing and scaling guests to death

Is this shit worth it?


Is it skippable or should i watch this..

There is a dome surrounding it

do yourself a favor, watch til season is over and marathon it

Then don't watch it anymore. Why do you continue to watch a show that you hate and waste your time discussing it here? Just watch something that you enjoy instead and let the rest of us discuss westworld in peace.

>All this two timeline fags
No one is asking more important questions:

What world looks like outsied the park? What is going on there?

It was hinted that park shearholders have their own agenda in having a park. From Frods interactions with the staff it looks like park serves also other purpose. My guess is they gather data on rich people who come there, to predict they behaviour/reactions and find weak points in psyche.
Logan, Will or whatever, I don't remember, said something like that they live in a world that every need is fulfiled and no one is suffering in any way. They come to the park to feel some thrills. One of the buthers also said that they do "embrio psychological tests" or something, that implies people have asigned roles since birth that are best suited and make them 100% happy. It looks like they live in Star Trek tier utopia, so why there's still rich/poor people dynamic in society?

My guess is that world is corporate oligarchy masked as utopia and the park is means to control upper cast of society by the "shearholders". Arnolad saw through all this bullshit. He wasn't able to do anything about it because his partner Ford was on the oligarchy. He developed some kind of plan that included park, maze and programing hosts to destroy this dynamic, but was killed by Ford. Ford however wasn't as good as Arnold and didn't find out what that plan was.

It's rough draft of the thery and it will change overtime, but I'm pretty sure main plot of the series or end game will be opening eyes of brainwashed citizens/overthroving hidden opresive goverment.

Screencap this.

Prove it.

But there isn't....

I believe you except for the shrink shit that's stupid, West world is a real place and will be a future world all in glorious 1:1

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i know it's shit btw

This is shit