Have any one of you ever tricked a girl into having sex? Like pulled off a Houdini...

Have any one of you ever tricked a girl into having sex? Like pulled off a Houdini? Or maybe just took advantage of a situation like drunk roommate's gf in a dark room and fucked her pretending to be her bf?

That can be classified as rape, i'm reporting this to the FBI. Have fun getting your anus prolapsed faggot
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Nice try FBI

Who said it was without concent?

Maybe it was preagreed that they would blindfold and do some swapping as a surprise? Maybe at the time the drunk gf thought it was the bf and the roommate thought she knew it wasn't?

Pretty early for the Feds to be posting id think. Sup boys. Shit job with that los Vegas story

>hanging out with friend and his gf at their place
>they call it a night and stumble to their room
>hear them laughing followed by some quick moans then snoring
>decide to use restroom before crashing on couch
>walk by their room and friend is knocked out with only pants off. His girlfriend had only bra and was half asleep playing with herself
>his gf hears me walking by doorway and says "come here, get closer"
>i walk up and she starts feeling for my cock
>she pulls it out and begins jerking me off
>she then gets half way up and sucks me for a bit
>her eyes are a bit closed but says that she wants to be fucked
>i proceed to fuck her with passed out friend next to us
>after about 30 min, i cum inside her
>next day i leave before they wake up.
>friend text me later saying that he was sorry for blacking out and for having door open during sex
>says he had fun drinking and was on his way for plan b pill
>realize his gf thought i was friend and friend thought he fucked his gf and came inside her
>i always stare at her now and try to get them to drink again with me but they never get as shit faced

There faggots

No she knew it was you, she just told your friend otherwise but he had doubts, thats why they wont get as shit faced anymore

Your friend was pretending to be asleep. They both know exactly what happened. He told you about the Plan B so you wouldn't be worrying about getting her preggo.

>Who said it was without concent
>tricked a girl into having sex
>took advantage of a situation like drunk roommate's gf

Are you fucking daft? OP himself said it.

>los

If being drunk enough to pretend to be someone worth having sex with is trickery than yes

Knocked up my best friend when she was drunk, who then claimed her bf must have raped her in her sleep because last she knew I was downstairs drunk playing vidya. Doesn't believe in abortion so ended up having a kid by me unknown to her and broke up with bf. 8 years later she's now my wife and thinks I'm so great for taking care of her and a child that "isn't mine". Works for me.

Houdini was a fucking escape artist what's the got to do with trickery?

this, and they know what kinda person you are now to not even come clean

thos one time i fucked chads girlfriend, i had same halloween costum as him and at a carnival i pulled the old switcheroo! she liked my shtyle and cock so much she became my waifu. then another dufus chad became my friendo and we had a sick keytar show and lived nerdier ever after

Dreams do come true

>swapping as a surprise
Of course. You can totally get consent from a person that isn't the person involved in the sex.

How you know he is even in the states?

There's plenty of porn out there where the girl starts sucking off a guy she thinks is her bf then the blindfold comes off and she continues. Swingers surprise themselves all the time you fucking idiot. Quit screaming rape for a scenario that can have a surprise guest and still have all parties concent

Some girls are open to shit like this. They don't mind being shared

Maybe. They've calmed down since but they would get shit faced a lot and fuck at the end of the night

>Was at a my friends girlfriends birthday party, limited beds
>friends girlfriends best friend was at the party
>decided she was going to sleep with me and my girlfriend in the only large bed remaining
>chatting her up with my girlfriend, she was between us
>start casually groping her ass and say "damn you have a really nice butt! Girlfriend touch her butt it's so round!"
>(girlfriend and I have threesomes all the time so she was down)
>we are both groping her ass for a while and chatting
>gf goes to sleep and gives me a wink like go ahead
>start rubbing her pussy through her shorts while we stay up talking
>pull her pants down and start rubbing the tip against her panties
>soaked straight through
>slide those fuckers aside and go balls deep with my girlfriend asleep like 5 inches from her face
>go to town on her in prone bone for a while
>we go to the bathroom to finish up
>she cleans me off with her mouth before I get back in that sweet puss
>rawdog pound her and cum inside her
>begs for more
>tired.jpg
>go to sleep

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Continue mate

Nobody fucked drunk or had fun with some shitfaced girl?

Got a couple, ended without fuk, cause I'm beta af
Ain't nobody wanna hear that

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For what? Already explained what happened.

>She went upstairs to sleep
>bf was shitfaced and passed out next to me on the couch.
>I went upstairs and messed with her
>Got her nice and wet
>Fapped until I was edging
>Used spit for lube and poked my dick in
>Went as deep as possible and dropped my load
>Covered her up
>Went back to playing vidya downstairs
>Woke bf up and made him go upstairs with gf

>Next morning she's quiet af
>bf has to go to work
>Show her concern and ask whats wrong
>Says she thinks bf raped her (they'd only been dating for 2 weeks or so and said she hadn't fucked him)
>Console her a bit but she's sick about it and raging a little
>Breaks up with him over the phone
>Heard her cussing him while I was making breakfast
>Doesn't believe in abortion
Cont?

fucking checkd m8

yeppp

Damn user. I'm not a good person myself but you sir are a horrible, horrible person.

One time after breaking up with my cousin his ex girlfriend showed up to our house party. She got wasted and flirted with a bunch of dudes whenever he was around and near the end of the night she was making out with some random dude and jerking him off in the living room for all to see. So I acted like the good friend and told her to cut it out and go sleep it off on the couch in my room. We banged. It was cool.

>Girlfriend comes home drunk AF with her friend from class
>lets call her sociology
>sociology and my girlfriend are both shitfaced and want to smoke some of my ganja
>im stone sober so I decide to roll a giant blunt for us all to smoke
>sociology says "I can't smoke that much I get horny when im stoned"
>challengeaccepted.jpg
>end up smoking this entire monster blunt, the girls are all giggly and shit
>put on a zombeavers on netflix (fucking great terrible horror movie btw)
>sociology keeps making beaver references about her pussy
>"no one likes a hairy beaver, that's why I wax mine"
>okay.....
>I say something along the lines of "is it smoother when you wax? Girlfriend always shaves"
>sociology stands up on the couch and pulls her pants down to her ankles while laughing like a lunatic
>girlfriend rubs her pussy a little "holy shit this is smooth"
>#metoo
>I say "okay girlfriend you need to start waxing, this is the softest pussy"
>sociology sits down without pulling her shorts up
>girlfriend pulls her pants off and asks sociology to compare
>sociology obliges, rubbin that puss
>I compare, rub both puss at same time. declare sociology the winner
>ask what she wants as her prize
>sociology says she wants to smoke more
>okay.jpg
>blunt #2 coming up, still stupid stoned from the first one takes me like 45 minutes to make the damn thing
>cue finishing making the blunt, both girls are naked now under a blanket
>#metoo
>i get under the blanket hard as diamonds
>sociology touches my cock, "so where is my prize?"
>girlfriend goes under the blanket and starts sucking me off while sociology and I light this blunt up
>girlfriend starts eating sociology out about halfway through the blunt.
>end up finishing it myself, bitch is squirming like a worm
>sociology cums in like 3 minutes from being licked
>timefordick.jpg
>grab her by the neck and lay her flat on the couch
>balls deep
>girlfriend rubbing her pussy and making out with sociology

>FF 9 months
>Has a little girl
>Can't work because pregnant
>Moved in with me because parents didn't support her at all
>Her life basically falling apart
>feelsbadman
>Get closer all the time
>Help with baby and she gets new job part time
>We start dating officially a year later

>FF 8 years
>Little girl is a qt 3.14 like her momma
>Married
>Wife still doesn't know she's actually my daughter but I do
>Always treat them well

I'm atoning for my sin and I'm pretty dang happy despite it all.

Did you see that booth with the pies that had the chicks from that one sorority's naked pics hidden in them?

/thumbs up

How is this guy a horrible person if he's taking care of the lady he knocked up? Maybe the circumstances weren't ideal but to be fair she could've known and played along and finessed this user.

> I slam her till I bust in that tight snizz
>girlfriend eats her out again with my cum oozing out her her.
>I go out for a smoke
>come back inside to cum inside again
>girlfriend ass in the air still licking sociology
>dontmindifIdo
>pound girlfriend doggy style while she eats my cum out of her friend.
>give her the winsauce in her pussy
>we all fall asleep on the couch together
>sociology and girlfriend set up more "zombeaver days" because her pussy was dead

Does the girl know that you are not her father (at least in theorem)?

No, we haven't told her and my name is on the birth certificate, so I'm the father by law anyway and she calls me daddy. None of us think any different of it, I just know the real truth.

>#metoo
top fucking kek

lmaoo I'm glad someone liked the rape reference

Aren't you afraid that once your wife tells her the truth as she knows and she tries to contact with her "real dad"? And when he denies the parenthood and wants a DNA test?

>teenage me and friend hanging out at his place alone
>girl that has major crush on him text him to hang out but he says hes with me
>girl says at least to say hi and he says ok
>friend not really into her but gets free pussy out of friendship
>girl is over now and friend hands us his moms winecoolers
>couple winecoolers in and he begins groping her and asking for bj
>girl says no cuz im there and cant get into it with me in her peripheral
>friend blindfolds here
>now shes game
>before they start he quietly pulls me over and girl ends up sucking me off
>cum but no load cuz too young
>girl always asked if i enjoyed show but doesnt know it was really me

My wife doesn't know it was me and is too disgusted to talk to her ex bf, I didn't even need to say anything, she was already raging mad at the dude for "taking advantage" of her.