I've got a new soda bottle that's 100% full. There's not even a tiny bubble

I've got a new soda bottle that's 100% full. There's not even a tiny bubble.
Should I open it and drink it or is it some kind of a collector's rarity that costs millions?

Pic, OP?
probably just some flat, disgusting soda.

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Wow user you’re sitting on a gold mine!!! I’ll start up a museum for you for 50% of the profits

hes saying that's full to the cap. No air pocket. Op is a faggot aspie that doesnt know how to describe things

I'm more interested in your pic, OP. Please continue.

Butt chug it

I once had a beer which is usually sold in brown glass bottles and discovered that this one was in a green bottle. I thought that has to be something special and called the given hotline on the bottle. The nice woman told me:

> sir, you call this hotline once a week. There are lot of people working here, and yet it’s the third time we speak to each other. There is no „super secret not even announced prize“ to win with „the only fucking green bottle“, there is no „magical dip we give each bottle to make it fucking great“ and there obviously are no Oompa Loompas working here. Stop calling this hotline or we consider to take legal action.

It's not technically a soda, just a non alcoholic drink with some chunks of aloe. I'll upload the pic when my phone loads the gallery.

That reminded me how some older kids told me you could win a car if you get a "lucky" serial number on a soda cap, and how I tried to steal a large heap of dumped soda caps if front of a soda stand and a crowd of people staring at me.

Woah-- full to the cap? That means nothing. A jar can be full to the lid, but with WHAT is thr question

I fell for the same thing as a kid, also the juice boxes with colored flaps

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So what do you say? Is it worth something?
Notice that it's unopened.

Where are your parents? Go and tell them you're on the computer.

What for?

No

Id say its worth 40 cents or so

Ok thanks.
But still, i think its pretty cool.
I guess iIll keep it for a while just to stare at it and to admire the perfection of the generocity of its makers.

Are you fucking retarded? What the fuck is wrong with you?

don't drink it, some crazy fuck injected poison

put it on ebay

Do NOT open it. It is worth up to eleven thousand dollars on the lucrative ”bottles of beverage that are slightly broken” market

HOLY SHIT YOURE A MILLIONAIRE NOW. YOULL NEVER HAVE TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE

Not a half bad idea
Weirder things have sold, OP

I NEVER HAVE.

I'd keep it just because it's a little more rare.
Document it on the Internet for all to see.

unsquishified aspect ratio.

that shit is disgusting

He should totally put it on sale on Ebay just to see if some idiot buys it

Aloe juice not soda