Girlfriend went through my phone

girlfriend went through my phone

Goodbye to 4 years with her

>she found texts between me, some other girl and some friends
>she found out i cheated on her 2 years ago

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

oh, congrats

haha that's what you get faggot

Idiot. Will teach you to lock your phone in the future.

you security was weak and you deserve everything you get
>what is encrypted you retarded mongoloid

why?

I never told her the passcode to my phone, she memorized it from watching me open my phone many times

Bet you'll learn your lesson now

Hello Satan how was your day

Dumbass

Deserve it for being a piece of shit tbh

You got what you deserve, you piece of shit

eat shit bytch

1% evil, 99% hot gas

>cheating
lol owned yourself there

>I keep incriminating text messages
Fucking idiot. I delete everything after a few days.

You deserved it. Hope she finds somebody great to take care of her.

You, on the other hand, go eat sand.

Sometimes when you play with fire, you get burned.

U really do deserve it honestly. If someone rapes and murders a child then spends the next 30 years of his life doing good deeds he still deserves to be tortured and executed. I know it is a much less offense but the punishment is a lesser one as well.

If you were chad you could just tell her to shut up and keep dating her

You deserve it OP. Got no one to blame but yourself. Learn from this and better yourself. Faggot.

I hope she keys your car at least.

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