Your gender is swapped for 24 hours

>Your gender is swapped for 24 hours
Describe how your day would go

I'd probably find out if it's really that much easier to get laid as a girl than a guy. If so, it's gonna be dick city over here.

damn thats a nice dick

>Wake up as a girl
>Immediately seduce as many on duty men in uniform as I can, let them all cum inside me

probably have to run out and buy some pads and tampons and spend the day bleeding from my genitals.

>doors just open for me, i start to believe in magic
>free drinks at bars, i stop believing in money
>men listen to me all the time, i start to believe i'm smart
>nothing is my fault, i start to believe i'm god
24 hours is up
>go back to work to keep women from ruining everything

Got that original picture for that pussy

Take photos in certain poses, then when I'm back to normal, pose in the same places, composite the photos together, and I can look like I have friends/a gf

sell my virginity on the internet

I would start selling my vagina all day to could pay some of my bills... Maybe sleep in a bed that night if I was lucky

greeeaat

or am I not a virgin as a woman when I lost it as a man? Idk how the rules are

Take thousands of pictures in different outfits and nudes and use them to catfish straight guys into sending dick pics and stuff once I go back to normal.

non stop sex and masturbation

Attempt to suck my own weenie, and if I succeed, I’ll put it on Sup Forums and ask them if they can do the same. Then later, I’d catfish fat, hairy, feminist on a dating site and lead them to McDonald’s, waiting, while I chuckle in patriarchy.

Afterwards, I’d just see what it’s like to masterbate with a penis.

lets just say my fingers would be very pruned

Pretty much just freak the fuck out for 24 hours. I don't think I'd handle changing sex randomly very well.

Can't be done unless you have a monster cock, severe scoliosis, or are missing like half your rib cage.

Damnit.

I would probably become a hypersensitive thin skinned cunt that bitched incessantly because if anyone hit me they'd go to prison. I would always feel too hot or too cold. Every time I looked in the mirror, which would be a lot, I would hate everything about myself and cry for no reason. I would have an unquenchable lust for attention that would often get me into trouble I'd have to cry my way out of. I'd probably also be extremely gullible. There is also the shitty taste in music I'd have.

you could try stretching. unless you're a fatass

You can also just stretch a lot

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That's not even close to true. I know I have none of those and can do it. I'm even over weight. I learned how by chewing my toenails

True story

Sell all my eggs
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Profit

My dick is 5 inches and i used to be able to suck it before i got fat. Took a bit of practice but eventually i got mid shaft.

Best day ever

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Your gender is swapped, not your looks buds. You're all still gonna be butt ugly, gonna be posting on craigslist asking for some free dick?

same

I'm a solid 6/10 with big man titties. I'd be a fat tittied latina if i was a girl. Dudes would beg to drain their balls into me.

I have severe scoliosis and I can't suck my own cock, it's too painful to even attempt

Id's stick everything up my pussy. EVERYTHING

Good on you for giving it an honest shot anyways.

Honestly would bang

Really? I'd bang a trap before a truly masculine woman.

The number of faggots who suck their own cock is astonishing. Even for Sup Forums. Props to ScoliosisAnon, though.

You never wanted to see if you could? It honestly doesn't feel like a blowjob. I wasn't sucking out my own load or anything. Doing something to your own dick doesn't make you gay.

>wake up
>start experimenting with my fingers. Spend the whole day just seeing what's the biggest thing I can cram in there
>maybe experiment with my bi best friend

This is why I'm straight. I don't see anything about that dick that I'd call "nice" can you elaborate for the straight males out here what constitutes a good dick? Is it size? Shape? What's a good shaped dick? Is it texture? Color?

What do xirs swap to?

1 of the 2 real genders

Im so straight I go on an anonymous image board and tell everyone about how straight I am and assure them I dont like dick.

Create 5 terabyte fap folder of self