He's a tits guy

>He's a tits guy

>He's a THS guy

What did she mean by this?

These Honkers, Senpai

Tits are awesome and Blowjobs look way better than they feel.

Also tit guys are throwbacks to a simpler, more prosperous time in America.

I am. problem?

you paid a camwhore for this ?

im a pusy guy

>tara tainton

I really, really just need a woman to smile at me :(

>blowjobs look better than they feel

OH WOW so sorry you've never had a good one then.

GF just sent this to me lads, what did she mean by this?

Tits are patrician, they represent a woman's ability to nourish children. Hips are patrician, they represent a woman's ability to bear children. Asses are degenerate, they represent shit.

Asses things that look like boobs but attached to hips

probably has a mutilated penis. blowjobs are the best in life

Asses and hips are one in the same

P A C K A G E

>He's ATHS Guy
What did she mean by this?

>Asses and hips are one in the same

wow look at this simpleton.

not really. lots of girls have wide hips and no ass. then short girls have thicker legs and ass with smaller hips

>He's not a big guy

short girls with their little short squatty hobbit legs are the fucking worst though. Anything else doesn't matter whether you are pro tits or ass or whatever but that shit is foul.

>2 second webm

For what purpose?

I'd fill her ass with my degenerate cum from my tiny penis holding a knife at her face.

Lighten up, Francis.

sauce

How do you hold a knife with your penis?

your dad has an ass and hips, but he can't bear children

over masturbation desensitises the penis

THIIIIIIIIIC

Who is this seminal criminal.

Has she been blacked?

Look at these jugs.

>he's an ass guy

>1st world tits
>3rd world butts
Not surprising.

>pornhub stat from africa and asia
yeah, nah
one part doesn't have internet connection, the other part have everything censored to shit

Wow, butts really do represent shit.

Of course the face is the most important part of a woman, I'll take a flat chested girl who has a cute face over a butterface anytime.

But in terms of tits or ass, unless you're black, its tits.
tits (normal) >> ass (nig-nog) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feet (pure faggot)

>one part doesn't have internet connection, the other part have everything censored to shit
You have no idea what you're talking about do you?

>tfw no big titty gf

This life is worse than hell

>all brown people shit holes and AMERICA prefer butts

l m a o

>Internet data from North Korea, central Asian countries, or Africa
That seems reliable.

But that picture is sad, America was a great nation when we were a tit country. Now we are over run by beaners and niggers, who promote the ass.

The founding fathers must be spinning in their graves.

yeah im sure those stats from north korea is very accurate

Fuck, Argentina is now whiter than America.

Patrick Henry said it best.
>Give me mammaries or give me death!

...

Kim Jong-un would have internet in N.Korea and the stats would represent his tastes

kekked

Don't have to repeat yurself

oooh dat sweet sweet THICCness

nah, Asians aren't ass men.

Its from when Dennis Rodman was visiting.

That feel when no au naturale gf with a thick bush

...

Fat cow tits are disgusting

Dfc is superior

i like both ass and titties

who is this bukkake lackey?

B > C >= A > D*

*Stats only apply to thin chicks.

See now this is someone who is truly enlightened. Only degenerates have to pick one because they've never actually experienced either.

I don't even know cup sizes

Is that weird

who dat ?

Agnostics are pussies. And everyone agrees pussies are fucking gross. Now everyone laugh at these faggots.

>He doesn't prefer a fat round ass

Tits are for boys, asses are for men.

What about feet patricians?

i want to eat her ass! i want to eat it on camera i dont care!

Asians confirmed for Aryan, Argentina confirmed white, Burmese confirmed for negroes of Asia

That's miss Alice isn't it?

I think you just deployed the most Sup Forums post known to mankind

I like all sizes

na bro different ass

i like asses for grabbing a lot and golding on to

i like tits because they look perfect when you fuck her

i could live with small tits but a hank hill ass would not work

Small boobs and big boobs are both fine

What I can't live with is a girl with no fat ass to fondle or a pair of cute soles to play with.

Shame about the skinny legs

mmmm!!!!

Underrated

Stop trying to ignite my French colonial genes.

>good at footie
>like asses
Iceland confirmed for HUEs.

tage me 2 tiddie ciddy

Im gonna need a name

>tfw no cute ebony girl with a glorious non-trashy british accent

i can always dream

>a THS guy

>those honkers

*praaaaaaaaaaaak*

...

ashley graham, new landwhale model of sports illustrated

...

Alrite. Just because of Riley.
Kelly Brook.

You might be blind, mate.

>literally a titcow
wew lad

top kek

>You might be blind, mate.
I thought he meant the webm?

she looks like she fell in clown white

He did, the gif is Rachel Riley.
Actually they look exactly the same. Your suggestion is thiccer, so you mite b rite.

this guy gets it

HHNNNNNNNNGGGG

thats not kelly brook m8

THIS is kelly brook

tits are superior

I used to think B/C was perfect. Then I got a girl who was DD, and not a fat DD, but a thin girl with massive tits. Now anything less feels unsatisfying.

>not liking butterfaces

how we feel about thighs, lads?

...

Gay

God, she's as thicc as my grandma. Hnnnng...

The bigger the better

You know what i like? When a woman lets me fuck her. Even better if she smells like strawberry instead of rotten fish