How do i know if i have hpv?

how do i know if i have hpv?
I've got little wart looking things under my pubes that arent ingrown hairs, but nothing on my dick.
I've only been with 2 girls and ive been monogamous for a year

maybe molluscum contagiosum? idk

its itchy as fuck

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just irritated skin

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>Getting medical advice on Sup Forums

Please just do the world a favor and end it already.

Yah, looks fine to me OP

irrtated from shaving yourself bald

get a beard trimmer and shave to the shortest setting.

That's aids.

Looks like you may have dick ants.

When you fap, is there blood in he semen, or any dead ants?

could be clogged pores. Exfoliate and maybe switch up your underwear game.

I used to get these everytime I shaved my pubes. Then I started shaving my pubes like I shave my face. Fresh razor. Generous amount of shaving cream. Making sure skin is moisturized and hydrated. Will really help with skin irritation

First sign of AIDS.

You should have not fucked that last one.

>I used to get these everytime I shaved my pubes.

Real men do not shave their pubes.

You must be a fag.

It looks like molloscum contagiosum.

Don't shave your pubes, use a body trimmer.

This is morgellons disease and is very serious.

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Let it grow for a while

That, is a diseased dick.

you need to grow up and start using a straight razor on that shit... amateur

Navy Corpsman here. That's molluscum you nasty fuck. Take a goddamn shower more often.

You can get rid of these with wart remover freeze spray. It'll hurt like hell but it'll get rid of them. Take a fucking shower more often user.

Oh, one more thing. This is contagious. If you're having sex (which you're probably not because you're a faggot) you can spread it to your partner.

Freeze that shit off with wart freeze spray and take more showers, you nasty fuck.

yes sir

he said he's a Navy corpsmannot an officer.. faggot

Kek saw you in other thread.

I've had moluscum and that's definitely it. How the fuck did you let it get that bad? Go to a doctor and they'll freeze it off for you

>Real men
I bet you're a huge pussy that hides behind your pseudo masculinity

You have dick ants.

- Sprinkle diatomaceous earth in your underwear before putting it on.
- Do not eat sugary foods in bed.
-Lower your testicles into boiling water for at least 0ne hour per day. May take up to a month to get rid of the ants for good.
- Do not consult health care professional, they will only laugh at you.
- Get an anteater to suck your dick.

>759851229
You have 'I'm too stupid to know how to properly shave' syndrome. Also probably AIDS but that's unrelated.

>pseudo masculinity
good one user, you really showed him

I see this shit all the time on deployment from nasty fucks that don't shower. It's contagious through touching and sexual contact.

Those bumps are filled with a clear liquid and they itch like hell. People scratch them and then shake hands with someone. Later on that person scratches their nuts and they get it too. I've literally seen entire sections of the ship get this shit because it thrives in wet moist areas, like a ship that's in the Persian Gulf. Everything is hot and wet on the ship. It's hell.

It can also be spread through shared towels and bedsheets if you sleep in the nude. Change your towels, wash your bedsheets, take some motrin, and be more hygienic.

U get tested, wear a hat next time dumbass

Ahh always nice to see a serviceman giving practical/good advice on the Sup Forumsoards every now and then

Oh hai there OP.

That's herpes, I know because I'm a clinician at a STD clinic, and see about 4 cases of it a day. It's not molluscum, I see plenty of that too.

Herpes can be symptomless for months or years, and then manifest in an outbreak.

Herp derp, faggot.

>Everything is hot and wet on the ship

Either you're terrible at you're job or completely full of shit. Herpes doesn't have a waxy appearance like what this guy has

Wrong. I'm a Navy Corpsman who's treated thousands of sailors after getting the Herp in foreign ports. That's not herpes.

This is molluscum contagiosum. Herpes zosters are blisters that pus and bleed. Molluscum are pustules with a defined indentation.

Also, herpes is painful. It doesn't itch like OP complained about. Molluscum itches like crazy like OP (the patient) clearly said.

SoI guess they don't have ants on ships, because you obviously do not recognize an infestation of dick ants.

thats a google pic

>molluscum contagiosum

sounds serious Sup Forumsro

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alright we get it, you're a top notch navy faggot already.. now can we get back to making fun of op?

well how do i make it go away? just good hygiene and nothing else?

Tell 'em

i had the same thing happen to me. I believe its an ingrown hair but I'm not sure. it goes away on it own though.

have you tried yelling at it?

I popped them when I had mc. Squeeze out the core but be careful cause it will spread if you touch other areas of your body. Wash the area, pop them, wash your hands. I used a sterile needle to help. Got rid of them in a couple months. If you don't do anything, it can last for years. Good luck

Also, you know it's molluscum if you can squeeze out a cheesy core.

>4444

Also, check em

Once I had a cyst in my nose popped that bitch but had to take antibiotics cause I had some skin infection, I compare the pus to a liquid creamy peanut butter

>liquid creamy peanut butter

You jest, but somewhere in the world this is real, and that scares me.

be scared user. it's real at op's house

Hey I can only describe things in such detail user

but the words you used.. I pictured it

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>navy faggot
>no evidence
Why is your life so ass you’re giving shit info on a /b med board

Well I kinda have to especially for the career path I want, cause when you're writing reports and what not often times its best If the audience or investigators get a clear mental image.

> motrin
You forgot to say change your socks too, faggot.

>clear mental image
it kinda worked. I've gone mental

Oh, how the autism hurts me. You have a shit life mr.stolen valor

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>shaves pubes
>been with girls
Pic one you faggot

I'm being honest, I've never had a shave look like that and I've gone raw with a shitty razor. I've had bad shaves with ingrown hairs and they never looked like that. Get it checked faggot.

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>I'm being honest

Damn dude you got the 44s. Should've been more careful when replying

As a medical student, I’m with Navy Corpsman on this one. It does look a little like herpes, but The location on the pubic area (instead of say, the head and shaft), coupled with the indented center, make me think Molluscum.

Ooohhhhhhhh

Fucking burn!!!!

You might want to get a better education faggot. Those aren't viral filled blisters. Definitely not herpes. Also genital herpes can show anywhere in the pubic area during an outbreak not just the penis. Please go read a book.

Looks a lot like Molluscum Contagiosum. It’s a virus spread by skin-to-skin contact and it lives on objects. If it’s happening when you shave, throw out the razor, bleach the shit out of your bathroom, and tell your roommate to stop shaving his asshole with your things

I said it vaguely looks like herpes, but more like molluscum. The indented center is a pretty important feature.

True, herpes can show up anywhere. It’s still far more common on the shaft and head. This is just one clue.

Also, here’s the thing - it’s called a fucking patient history. Use of a razor (fomite) indicates a pattern, and lack of pain both say “not herpes.”

I’d love to know what your qualifications and DDx process is, mister doctor man

That's herpes simplex virus

Thanks Doc!

GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR

you're not a woman so theres no need to actually shave your pubic region. also dont use anything more than a 3 bladed razor. and if you're going to cut your pubes get a barbers buzzer. you have nothing but infected pores from leaving them open from shaving in a hot environment. use acne cream on your pubic region with acrylic acid to remove the heads of infect pores during bathing. use skin moisturizer after. repeat until healed. after dont use a shaver on your pubes. keep your shit cleaned. ffs.

>indented center is a pretty important feature
this guy knows what he's talking about

80% of the populace has HPV.

that is DEFINITELY HPV

Yoo OP Thats molluscum, if they have like nothing inside them and act like theyre not pimples/ingrown hairs and also have no pain. I had molluscum and the only thing that worked was this cream called 'Emuaid' It was like 45$ but it actually worked. I put that shit on 3 times a day for about 3 weeks and it was gone. If you go to a doctor he's going to tell you theres nothing he can do since it goes away on its own in about 6 months to one year. Emuaid saved my life

Molluscum contagiosum

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Fuck you people are retarded

Except for mr Navy sailor fag and sassy med student

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yeah this was the shit that cleared it up. get this shit and dont touch ur fuckin dick for 2 weeks since its higly contagious. Wash hands supremely after each dick touchy

brofist

also spread awareness on general STD testing, people arent comming to visit the corpsman enough as it is.

You're going to get a lot of answers here so go to the dr and ask. I had moluscum and it did look like that but it was only one or two bumps and it didn't itch.

Either way get it cleared up before you get to show your dick to another girl and they run away.

mate just pop them while in the shower and then give the area a good scrub. it'll probably sting a bit when you do so. as long as you get all the pus out and wash yourself well you dont have to worry about shit afterwards

op just has a weaker immune system then you, probably due to being sick recently. usually people dont have that many bumps unless they have a weaker immune system.

Rah doc motivate

I've had it twice in the past 10 years, and I shower 1-2 times a day. Freezing it off is the best solution though.