Would you rather have a bug burger or one made from cultured human meat?

Would you rather have a bug burger or one made from cultured human meat?

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Humant meat

How is that even a question?

I hear we taste like spam

Meat

I'll take the human anyday

In Poland a man by the name of Karl Denke once sold murder victims as pork.

You can’t make this shit up. Apparently it would be a pork burger

I hear ur mom tastes like fish

Over mealworm?

You could dig her up and check

bugs are eaten like normal food in some cultures

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So human meat grown in a lab over bugs? Fascinating.

So were humans. Longpig

Human. Who would choose anything else. Nearly everyone wants to taste human flesh.

If it was the meat of hot females and if you consider females to be "human" than cultured human meat

>You can’t make this shit up

no its true, human meat apparently tastes slimiar to pork. so that's why it worked for him. human meat is nicknamed 'long pig' by cannibals.

that's also why some religions ban consumption of pork. it's semi cannibalism, and would get people a step further towards liking the taste of human mean and cannibalism.

But lab grown means no fat.

body needs fat son

Cultured means grown in a lab

how do they know unless they tried it

I didn’t say you had to live off it

i didnt say ur ugly but yet here you are

Bugs. They have a nice nutty taste and they are good for you. Just don't eat them raw or you could get parasites.

Is that a serious question?

I don't know the specifics but human meat has this thing where it eats at your brain and makes you go crazy. I would choose the bug burger, and wash it down with a bottle of mustard so I wouldn't taste it

Prions. One burger would be fine, but it becomes a problem if you eat a lot of human meat, or brains.

Prions can turn into cancer, right?

Double burger. One cricket patty, the other made from aged human loin.

I believe it can, but more than likely you would develop Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.

both

But seriously tough, cricket meat is delicious, so I would have zero problem eating that. Human -- idk. I had my gums corrected once, it smelled awful and tasted like burnt lamb. So idk honestly. Maybe I'll change my mind once I taste properly made human meat.

Human meat probably tastes fine. I doubt it's good for burgers like beef though. Same with bugs. So long as you don't think about eating bugs, it's probably fine. Also I hear they're better fried.

I'd rather just get my protein from eggs, yogurt and lentils and let you faggots eat shit like that

You guys are fucked lol bug burger is more nutritious lol

Pretty sure once Lan grown meat becomes more feasible, fat will be an inclusion. It's a big part of the flavor, and probably actually easier to synthesize.

I'm down to try human meat over bugs, probably tastes like chicken