/nba/ General - Shitting on manlets edition

Boston btfo

No games today

No fishies allowed

Daily reminder to put $100 on Spurs coming back to win the series.

You'll thank me later.

what is fish food like this made out of?

cavs tears

here's my /hot take/. Knicks draft a stud pg this offseason, Porzingis takes a major leap averaging 25/10, melo becomes a solid third option and stays. Cleveland loses for the next 2 Years. Lebron opts out, signs with the knicks, Wade takes the vet minimum and joins them.

Spurs sign Chris Paul and meet the knicks in the finals in 2 years.

ranked preference of their pick at #3:

>i am completely erect
Markelle Fultz
Josh Jackson

>mite b cool
DeAaron Fox
Malik Monk

>ehh okay i guess
Jonathan Isaac
Jayson Tatum

>i want to die
Lonzo Ball
literally anyone else

Deangela is a bust
Bully Ball is dead
Ball can't ball
Ingram is no ingot

Draft picks based on Jewish gematria from last thread

>76ers-Fultz
>Lakers-Ball
>Celtics-Jackson
>Suns-Tatum

>knsick delusion

>Al Horford has an 0-12 record against LeBron James in the NBA Playoffs.

kek

Celts have first pic and Sixers have 3rd.

I too browse reddit

JUST

it's not my opinion it's based off of Gematria.Here's an example of what showed for ball.

Saw it on Twitter. Thanks for letting us know you browse Reddit, though.

Josh Jackson results

pretty sad how boston couldnt hit a single wide open shot

the whole east is shook by this balding nigger and its pretty sad

Fultz results

I too, browse reddit

Tatum results

delete this right fucking now.

The league is rigged by jews anyway senpai.

>mfw Lonzo gets traded to the Clippers for CP3

wtf why did he even try to block that? When will they learn?

Which super star(s) are the Warriors going to lose/pick up this offseason? Win or lose, there's going to be big changes. Is there anyone the Cavs can get on the scale of Durant to GS?

PRESSURE

PUSHING DOWN ON ME

Today is a big day for the free agent market /nba/. All-NBA teams come out today.

Fultz won't drop to 3. Lakers management like him more than Ball.

Just did a new one. Looks like Orlando is taking Monk.

This shit is a little scary for me so im going to stop familam

Cavs have the highest payroll in the league. They'd have to trade Love to get anyone. Love has low key been a star this year, so that is a lateral move at best.

What the fuck?

Wtf

delete this gematria shit right fucking now

So

>Celtics:Jackson
>Lakers:Ball
>76ers:Fultz
>Suns:Tatum
>Orlando:Monk

I screenshotted your post. If this order is wrong on draftday you can laugh at me.

Do the rest of the top 10 we need to see how accurate this is

well not the order but the team draft selections.

D'Aaron Fox will have the best career of any player in this draft.

When did the lebron backlash start for you?

For me, it was when he bought his mom a hummer before getting drafted

>Kentucky players

Nah most likely bust or stat padding on a shit team

LeBron's mom actually bought the Hummer as a gift for his 18th birthday.

it aint me
muh muh muh whiskey neat

It's genuinely hard to tell if this is a troll because Knicks fan delusion really is THAT bad

>picking the number of the traitor

i love the new york NBA teams' timelines have turned out.

it's like what the NFL would be like if both NY teams were the Jets.

Last night was absolutely disgusting, and not even LeBron's final form. What kind of shot do the Warriors have to stop him?

>the traitor
Boston fans are such faggots lmao. What did Ray Allen owe you?

>What kind of shot do the Warriors have to stop him?

75-85% easy

>t.hurt Boston fan

>Celtics: Jackson
>Lakers: Ball
>76ers: Fultz
>Suns: Tatum
>Kings: Fox
>Magic: Monk

>Lakers considering Fox with the 2nd pick

Pretty smart desu

Will he do it?

How much does Chris Paul wish the league didn't veto his trade to the Lakers in 2011?

>Kawhi, Aldridge, Gasol, Green, CP3
that could possibly be title contending only cause of CP3's leadership and fantastic ball movement.

Hes coming home to Toronto.

Lob city!

a nyone else meet a famous nba platter before? I took a trip to LA and some guy who looked like vladimir puddin told me that chris paul was in the area and it only took me like 5 minutes to find him...i beat you are all very jealous, he doesnt have as much mussel as i thought though

/ourguys/?

>Cuck George
>Cuck Hayward
>Cuck Cousins

Who voted LeBron 2nd team

Holy shit Chris Cornell died

more like who voted kawhi third team

At the end of their careers, DeAndre Jordan will be more accomplished than Blake Griffin ahahahah

>Aldridge
>1 vote
Whoever that was must have been high

>Kawhi over KD

Yes

>that one cuck that voted Curry 1st team and Westbrook second

O i am laffin

>voting Kawhi 3rd team
>voting LeBron 2nd team
>ever
>

why would harden ever be above curry?

also i'm the one that posted this but nikola jokic got a first team vote? THIS is the reason lebron wasn't unanimous?

>KAT got 2 first place votes

Er, no. Jokic is a Center.

Jokic is a center.

LeBron wasn't unanimous because some cuck voted Kawhi and KD 1st team instead of LeBron.

Even though there's only 2 teams that are good this year it's gonna be a really impressive championship series. We got possibly the best Warriors team of all time vs the best Lebron team of all time.

Also Draymond.

Seriously, someone voted Draymond and KD 1st team over Kawhi and LeBron.

Let that sink in for a second.

>the voting is conducted by a panel of sportswriters and broadcasters
>LeBron missed 1 first place vote

SKEEEEEEEUP

Not necessarily

Unanimous is a meme anyway.

Draymond and KD had no place being 1st team instead of Kawhi or LeBron.

didn't paul george have tens of millions riding on this?

desu I would have thrown him a bone, don't understand why reporters don't just let a nigga get paid they don't lose throwing away a vote.

Yeah I agree.

probably the same guy who voted curry over westbrook too

Because George was ass this year and so was his team.

Only got good towards the end so they could barely make the playoffs. If he played like that all year he'd be second team.

>Because George was ass this year
Kek. Don't watch much basketball?

If Paul George put more effort into driving and getting to the line than taking long 2s he'd have made it

this

...

First for LeUndertaker

70 million dollars though. PG would have got a 70 million bonus had he made the all-nba team.

I feel bad for him getting swept embarrassingly by Legod. It wouldn't hurt to throw him a vote to get on his good side is all I'm saying

You obviously don't. Guy got cucked by Giannis when he's clearly supposed to be better but just whined after games about his teammates and how they sucked while Westbrook was kept his mouth shut and put his team on his back despite the Pacers being a more talented team.

Yeah. We know.

How about instead of harping on his stats you harp on his sexist, racist, narcissistic attitude?

What are the chances of lonzo falling past tel he 5th pick. What if he ends up on the wolves or some shit like that.

We're all obviously building up BBB because we like to watch arrogant people fail hard.

Paul George;

13% of his field goals were at the rim
27% free throw rate (free throw attempts per FG attempt)

Kevin Durant;
26%
37%

Paul George just takes too many long jumpers.

Oh I see, because the Thunder were a crappy team the Pacers can't also be a crappy team. And because Giannis is a better player Paul George is garbage. These are great points, and I'd love to hear more about what you think about basketball.

The point is he didn't deserve a vote.

Guess he isnt a real all star like Skip says

>daily reminder Doris Burke is a knicks fan
>daily reminder IT is only 1 inch taller than Doris Burke

had a dream last night Lonzo got drafted by the celtics... in the second round. Literally every team passed on him cause Lavar said something crazy until it was the celtic's turn to draft again.

This is true, he's much more deadly as a spot-up or rhythm shooter. But because the Pacers really lacked another offensive threat most of the year, PG had to become more ball-dominant, and his numbers and play suffered a lot of the year due to the adjustment. It also made his defense suffer.

>70M bonus

Nigga what is you smoking lmao

That's why he isn't in an all NBA team you salty ass scrub.

That's why they were the 11th seed in the East for a long time you fucking cuck.

That's why they only made the playoffs on the last day of the regular season only after George actually started showing effort you little shit.

That's why he's leaving your corn hole sister fucking flyover state for LA you meth head.