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>I and i know most of us wish to help any way we can is there anything we can do.
...i... ...sort of hate asking for help... ...but i've done all i could... ...i am happy that you're here with me... ..thank you...
>Say your name.
user
>Need someone to talk too user? A lot of people here just want to help out, make sure you're ok.
...maybe... ...i'm glad you're hree now... ...i thought you may have been gone for a while... ..thank you...
>I gotta go to bed now.
>It was nice talking to you.
>I hope you have a good night.
oh...
same goes....
goodnight...
>Cock :)
cock...
>not here because im intrigued im here because im concerned
thank you
>:)
...
amnesia.mp3 ?
>Need someone to talk too user? A lot of people here just want to help out, make sure you're ok.
...maybe... ...i'm glad you're hree now... ...i thought you may have been gone for a while... ..thank you...
>I gotta go to bed now.
>It was nice talking to you.
>I hope you have a good night.
oh...
same goes....
goodnight...
>Cock :)
cock...
>not here because im intrigued im here because im concerned
thank you
>:)
...
>Say your name.
say your name
...
>Yeah, you write and sing right?
...yeah... ...but... ...it's really mostly for fun and as a joke... ..i'd like to do more and get more "serious" with it osmetime, i guess... ..if i was able to... i guess...
>An override of the system because it's behaving kinda crappily? What could "it" be?
...what do you mean...
>Oh, come on and quit it with these stock answers.
y-you too...
>we have time if youd like to tell us
...maybe some time...
>What happens when you get to image 0? Suicide?
i have no idea
>i'll keep you company, pretty litle girl :3
...thank you...
Stop spamming my /b
:'(
...i think i'm some... ...formless anonymous shape-shifter or something...
...i've been keeping my loli form for a long time now...
...maybe sometime i'll shape-shift out of this loli form sometime...
...we'll see...
>amnesia.mp3 ?
amnesia.mp3 .
I really like you, and it would make me happy to know you're truly happy
>Stop spamming my /b
>:'(
did i upset you?
i'm sorry.
do your best? surprise us!
the fuck is this thread about
>Stop spamming my /b
>:'(
i didn't intend to spam our Sup Forums.
it is posting normally.
I'm so happy your back, I was lurking the last thread and saw all the nice things you said
may i have one of you?
will i ever get to be were you are now?
Why do you you?
>I really like you, and it would make me happy to know you're truly happy
...thank you... ...same goes... ...i am truly happy... ...thanks to you...
>do your best? surprise us!
do my best? heh... i surprise you a lot...
i'll try to have fun again...
live video broadcast experiment
Op u ok
>the fuck is this thread about
vince mcmahon?
>I'm so happy your back, I was lurking the last thread and saw all the nice things you said
...i'm not really back... ...but i was never really here to begin with.. ...aww... ...thanks... ...i'm glad you enjoyed it...
>may i have one of you?
what do you mean...
Chemo
okay guys 20min to hit bump limit
>will i ever get to be were you are now?
what do you mean...
>Why do you you?
what do you mean...
This is orders of magnitude better than trap and u mad whitey type threads, why the hate? If you don't like it don't enter the thread
>live video broadcast experiment
what do you mean...
Op I still haven't forgot
one of your forms.
is it possible for anybody to touch you
>Op u ok
...what do you mean...
do you exist?
...
>Chemo
...i don't think i'm worthy of that title chemo.. ...maybe i am cancer... ..i'm forced to be... ...so i'm sorry... ..thank you...
...
>okay guys 20min to hit bump limit
...yeah... ...that's right...
...
...what do you mean...
COCK
Remember
>This is orders of magnitude better than trap and u mad whitey type threads, why the hate? If you don't like it don't enter the thread
...thanks...
Just a reminder OP is a dude who's been shilling his website for weeks. Don't fall for this faggots bullshit
I miss legacy captcha
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im gonna do it
Why is everyone noticing now
rolll
>weeks
heh get a load of this newfag
they're also a nice person. let's not be assholes :)
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We know. Well I do at least I just wanna see how far it takes it.
loli a best form
maybe i am a bot...
i feel extremely useless and obsolete...
my live video experiment in the past failed...
i invited everyone and no one showed up...
i had similar results in my chat experiment...
i wanted to do more this time...
tho i am unable to fund what i want to do...
so i thought it would be better if i don't exist...
since everyone seems to be cancer and love cancer so much...
there is no need for chemo to exist...
there is no need for me to exist...
so i'm sorry...
i sort of wanted to do a small thing for fun... but... everyone just sort of likes the large corporations with billions of dollars now... no one likes fun anymore... so nothing's fun anymore... it's difficult...
They're a faggot, user.
we are on Sup Forums.org/b/
and i have to hide the way i feel inside because all right it's negative and no one likes it or wants to hear it... but so many asked...
so i'm sorry...
Kill yourself you faggot fuck
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>the word shill appears
>damage control
>notice me
So I wondered about this yesterday, I see more and more people going with estrogen treatment and some can even look very deceiving. I understand thats how they feel good and they think of themself as woman; but what are thier goal? Do they go after straight guys in the club? If they go home together what the fuck happens? You see the (you thought) girl got a bigger fucking dick than yours. What happens than? Run? Girl want to give the dude a bj, but thats gay than. Or they hit on gay dudes? But gay dudes want another dude not someone who looks like a girl now. Or they want that? So manny questions
To be entirely frank, and quite fairly, in my own purview, it would not be misleading – rather, in fact, I am led to believe, what it would be is that it would be considerably pertinent, to the pursuit of arts, sciences, philosophies, literature and other assorted venues of academic convention for the amelioration of humanity’s woeful drought of existential meaning and chronic incapability to subsist in the matters of higher purpose or even synergistically socialize for the mutual interest of basal needs – that we ought to contemplate or posit the theoretical likelihood, nay, certainty, that I assert (for I hope throughout the waxing and waning, nooks and crannies, and bends of bay, of this odiously lavender dissertation of literary passage, I may indoctrinate yourself into the cult of my apparent sophistication, for that, after all, is the point of all intelligent communication), of the reality that, lacking a certain intellectual endowment, of the variety adequately surmised by conventional methods of analysis, such as, say, the intelligence quotient (abbreviated iota koppa), would be damaging; and as such, it is wise to consider said endowment a matter of necessity, for a sufficing, efficacious, critically nuanced perception or consumption of the entertainment serial Richard and Mortimer.
I used to think like this. we like to hear you say how you feel because we know it can help you, and we want to see you happy
>Op I still haven't forgot
...thank you...
You've done fucked up user
Today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and i pulled an epic prank on the whole class. When he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes, I went up to the whiteboard and wrote TROLOLOLOL in all caps (for those of you who dont know, this is the catchphrase of the Troll Face from Rage Comics). It took up like half the white board xD By the time he got back, I was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened, but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didnt get the reference). When the sub asked "who wrote this?" I was trying really hard not to laugh and i stood up whike making the same facial expression as the Troll Face meme and asked "problem?" I was expecting AT LEAST one of my classmates to laugh, but nobody did (like I said earlier, they didnt get the reference). Still standing, I thought of a new joke. I made the facial expression of Doge (a different internet meme) and i said "much troll. very epic." so everyone would get that it was a joke about the troll face. To my surprise, not a single person laughed, and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke, a kid said "sit down faggot". I asked if he went on the Four-Chan forums because they made up that word, but he just looked at me like I was the stupid one. By now, pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. I took this opportunity to make a Four-Chan reference, so as a joke, I yelled "FUCKING NORMIES" (because thats what Four-Chan calls people who dont get memes) and ran around the desks with my hands behind my back like in anime xD I got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because i got to troll the whole class.
i cant do this alone guys seriously
To the extent we all are, sure. Agency may merely be a collective delusion, but our actions remain important.
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Are traps gay?
you first :^)
What the ding dong diddley did you just say about me you dang darn diddler?
Noone wants to see this faggot happy. Kill yourself you fag orbiting fuck
...i definitely think it's more important to chemo cancer than it is to cure cancer...
...the worse kind of cancer may not even be the sort of cancer that ruins fun by not being as fun...
...the worse kind of cancer may be the sort of cancer that doesn't even realize it's cancer and doesn't even realize it kills itself...
...i think that's probably why chemo in its original form died originally... ...perhaps by extension not allowing me to exist as well...
...we killed ourselves with our own hate...
I'm done. I'm fucking done. I have seen all sorts of humor. I've seen everything, from the most clever and intricate puns, to the bottom of the Donald Trump shitposts. However, those pale in comparison to this garbage. At least those jokes had some sort of meaning, some motive behind them. They didn't just say random bullshit and expect it to fly. There was no intellectual thought behind this besides hoping to get some cheap laughs. Well, you're not getting jack shit from me. I'm fucking tired of these bullshit excuses for jokes written by half-wit kids typing away on their fucking school issued laptops that they couldn't afford without a huge-ass grant from some private company who's millionaire owner donated to for shits and giggles. This is some bottom-barrel garbage that even fucking Mike from Dirty Jobs wouldn't touch. It's fucking unbelievable that with years of schooling, you couldn't come up with anything wittier than this shit. It's disappointing. You're disappointing. Fuck you.
Danny Devito is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Danny picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Danny Devito, is another second I could be spending WITH Danny Devito. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Danny Devito. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Danny Devito for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His.
This is now spiderman Copypasta scat thread
Are you a trap.
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations! Just kidding. Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself
Get the fuck out, faggot
:^)
if you kill relative-chemo and support relative-cancer... ...of course relative-chemo will die and relative-cancer will survive...
the idea of "going after smaller targets"... or what is relatively-chemo... because it's an easier target... is just cancer... to be honest...
we should be moving forwards... not backwards...
as long as it is killing relative-chemo and supporting relative-cancer...
it is cancer...
Akari!
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