ITT: Tiny musicians

5'4" (An inch shorter than Kendrick Lamar)

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Makes sense she looks like a gnome in this picture.

Tegan and Sara are like 5 feet tall

>tfw i'm 5'2

She's got some weird ass genes.

Turned out perfect, though.

no way this isn't edited

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I'm jealous of you subhumans, you actually have a perceivable chance, no matter how improbable, of being physically dominated by a big mommy Bjork.

5'0"

Damn she's ugly lol

I love her more now

Is Chrvches Manlet: the band

Seriously they've all got to be under 5'9"

t. homosexual

Nope, she's just a petite little lady.
youtu.be/cHCDYd5_e-M

she's cute, probably not cute enough to be posted here everyday though

Carly is like 5'2" which makes her legs all the more impressive.
Heh, she's Björking off.

Why's her hand in his pocket?

There's a hole ;)

And why is it so hairy?

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Damn,i love this bird more than any other.

her hand is the little triangle going into the skirt pocket

At the very least there's something dodgy the perspective, this looks really strange

xxxteninchestall

Cool! They're all going to survive the zombie apocalypse because they fit in the dumbwaiter!

I wish I could fuck bjork

Cute!

I love you user.

eeew she's like in her 50s.

Bruno Mars

>ageism

you will be too one day user, see whose laughing then.

Drake

join us on another exciting episode of
>user accidentally outs himself as a pedo

More experience, and you can cum inside her. What's the problem?

5'4 isn't THAT short for a woman

short petite girls are the best, btw

>short petite girls are the best, btw
you wish
>tfw no giant supermodel tier gf

They aren't good for making superior offspring

You like the Quins? Also why do you say that?

Do you legit believe this myth?

when will manlettes learn

Small girls have more difficult pregnancies and produce smaller babies. No mythology there.

She's more of a genelet

Must make it easier for her to fuck dogs.

5'6 here. I'm "Whatever" about it, but my weight does bother me the most.

>does believe this myth
Sorry dog u got memed on by pseudo science

By the way who the heck is that on the far right?

It's not a myth though

woof woof

God she's ugly.

Aw sweetie

but it's true, honey...

shut up beta faggot

nope. i used to think that until i started fucking. best girl is one maybe an inch or 3 shorter than yourself.

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So what you are saying is, short petite girls are the best :^)

nigger

THIS

Dear...

if you are a manlet then yes.

but i did see one short dude date a taller chick once at my campus and it really did look kinda hot.

lena dunham

i’m sure she made some blogpost afterwards how she was body shamed somehow

yeah you need to get the wieght off not gay but you be a good looking guy

The greatest manlet to ever live at a towering 4'11".

Nah she wouldn't do that because she isn't the strawperson feminist people make her out to be.

She would, however, talk about how she participated in an inherently negative party without elabourating on how.

This nigga 3'8''
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I was sooo confused until I saw this

Bjork only likes big strong men inside her.

Fuck it i got a long list.

Ariel Pink - 5'4
Bow Wow - 5'4
Ian Connor - 5'4-5'5
The Weeknd - 5'6
Havoc from Mobb Deep -5'3
Phife Dawg from ATCQ - 5'3
Deryck Whibley - 5'4
Glenn Danzig - 5'4
Dani Filth - 5'5
Sisqo - 5'4
Fats Domino - 5'4
Lil Uzi Vert - 5'4
Patrick Stump - 5'4
Josh Dun - 5'3-5'4
Kendrick Lamar - 5'4 1/2
Thom Yorke - 5'5
Billy Joel - 5'5
James Brown - 5'5
Omarion - 5'5
AC/DC All Members - 5'3-5'6
Small Faces All Members - 5'4-5'6
Willie Nelson - 5'5
Benji Madden - 5'5-5'6
Pete Wentz -5'6
Louis Armstrong - 5'5-5'6
Lars Ulrich - 5'6

I can list all day. These heights are accurate give or take half an inch.

>strawperson
now this is podracing

Thanks, I guess.

kd from the Sup Forums discord sever

It will never not make me laugh that this triggers people.

so you're ironically using it?

>most of my life I never had this.
>I felt like an outcast, treaded like a misfit
I wonder why?

It would be funny if all signs didn't point to you actually being the type of pseudo-progressive r-word to unironically use "strawperson"

Phil Collins is 5'6"

Never realized how short Kate Bush was until I saw her with this violin

I am not pseudoprogressive.

I have to say, a lot of these hide this pretty well
Also Bono, who is 5'6" with stacked shoes

look at those cvcks

kek they look atleast 2 inches high

>Patrick Stump
>5'4
P O T T E R Y

NO MORE BORK

Every bork thread is me. Serious. I am going to stop posting for a month and see how many are there.

This site is for 18 and over kid

kek

>not a straw person feminist
she sexually abused her little sister repeatedly lol?