g'morning user
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
G'morning user
i'm probably going to kill myself today
but thanks for the welcome
holey shit.
trips of trips.
that's trippy.
dubs after trips.
no way u should kill yourself man.
you're lucky.
Because my mom said no
because i can always just do it tomorrow
still have to fix up my last will and testament so my wife would get the house.
don't want my family to get it instead
u have a good mom.
great
say the same thing then.
or stay alive
life is good
Too many bitches to fuck
need challenger before death
I got way too much shit to do today
true
wish i had this problem
you can get it.
I'm not gonna kill myself cuz this might be the only chance any of us has to enjoy our existence assuming there's no life after all this
Doing Valentines shit with the GF
indeed.
It's Ash Wednesday, and I gave up thinking about suicide for Lent.
After Easter Sunday, maybe I'll consider it.
Any sauce on this ?
Cause there is a girl who says shes into me. She actually asked me out.
that's good.
nice.
>333
i dont live near train tracks
My girlfriend is happy crying over my Valentine's gift to her. Life is good. Today I stay alive
nice.
she blowing you too today ?
Either that or anal. I'm picking her up from her uni later and good chance she is wearing her gift to me
Sauce?
high-five man.
enjoy
as any other day, I have "unusual" stuff to be left behind and I don't want to clean up
I will not kill myself today because i have a lunch date with my girlfriend, then we're going to fuck. Then i have to go to work, come home, and fuck my wife.
congrats.
have fun.
Had a girl text me last night. She wanted to fug. Said parents aren't home. When I asked when they coming back. She said hold on. Then never sent another text and just looked at mine.
Yes I wanna die, but I can't kill myself when I'm on a low ya know
Because im a Catholic
Same here user. GF was so happy with her gift this morning she was already rubbing herself against me before I left to work. Probably getting some anal too.
Death is boring.
so your guilt over feeling guilty for considering how guilty you'd feel if you were to kill yourself makes you too guilty to kill yourself.
you're invincible man. or at least guilty of invincibility. you should apologize.
I have work.
Can’t be bothered . Death will come soon enough anyway why hasten it.
indeed
the hell is
>Pass user since 2017
?!
they bought a Sup Forums pass. it means they don't have to do the captcha. they've been paying for it since last year, some time.
I have a kid. I don’t want him to develop some mental problems because I finally acted on the thoughts that run through my mind every fucking day.
oh i see - thanks
reasonable
I just dont want to go to hell. I'm good with putting up with a few years of suffering to, maybe, get my reward in the end, if I'm worthy.
Nice trips half Satan.
Im not killing myself because ill miss my room mates birthday. And because i really want to watch some champions league soccer.
Why are you not killing yourself?
> KEK at implying i ever get proper sleep