That will be $11.99 plus tip

that will be $11.99 plus tip

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*unzips pants* heres your tip

Here's $12. Have fun

Uh, sure.
Step inside.
I got my wallet here somewhere.
Hey, do you like R&B?
*Puts on slow jam music with lots of wah wah pedal*

Here's a tip, don't cross the road when there's a bus coming
have a nice day

Would you like some candy little girl

*Pays $11.99* Sorry I don't tip

You Sure? Website said it was 22.68. And I already left a tip when I ordered... and where's that trans lady that normally delivers? She was super nice...

Please bitch you know I only eat dominoes

He-here's the the mo-mo-mone-y *shaking*

unzips 'here's the tip'

give that bitch 11.98 in all change

shake shake shake ya money maker
shake wat y mama gave ya

I'lll give you a $10 tip if you spit on the pizza

>actual honesty on/b/

I'm fucking Australian, we don't pay tips, you dumb cunt.

bitch gimme my fucking food nigga

Kid being kid.

I hope that pizza is B O N E L E S S

Where do you take this job? Are they bankrupt?

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This thread sucks. OPs a fucking fag.

Bunch of fucking window lickers who OBSESS over patterns of numbers. "trips" and "dubs"

THE definition of autism.

Here
*Pays $13*
Thanks
*Takes pizza*
Later
*Closes door as she leaves*

Give her 12 inches plus full tip

Gaaaaay

Sup Forums was never good, but it certainly was better than it is now. I'm here to fix that. If only for awhile.

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Reddit is better anyways.

I'm not gay. I'm going to eat that pizza while watching anime titties.

why is lia marie johnson playing pretend dress up?

MODS

Absoltely no body lika a 15 years old.

People like you are the reason this place sucks.

neck yourself you fucking fags. go the fuck back to /reddit/ then.

Go away faggot.

No pedofag.

I give her the $11.99, then add on 15%( $1.80 totaling $13.79 ) and round up to the nearest dollar ( add $0.21 ) for a total of $14.00. When she begins to leave I wish her a safe trip home.

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laughed. thanks

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you are the worst kind
>tfw this actually happens fairly often
we go out of our way to fuck with people like you.

>we go out of our way to fuck with people like you.
Your filth was driven from the light of day during the Usenet pizza wars. Stay ded.

wait is this the girl from youtubers react??

>imgur.com/a/Hzd7t

THANKS!

agreed, been here a week already and too many newfags here

Here's 17 bucks. Thanks for my pizza.

ITT: redneck faggots who are too poor to tip.

link to her nudes on imgur?

Calls this pizza slut at an abandon house in detroit.
She comes and delivers.
Rob this bitch with my ak to her head.
Takes pizza, starts to get horny.
This white girl is too inferior, kick her ass while shes crying.
Steals her car key and takes off with car.
Joy riding all day while smokin blunts with my homies.

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20% is a more acceptable tip you fucking jew especially for someone who is not only providing you a service but is likely paying out of pocket for gas as well. in fact, a server who is driving to you... you should tip more around 25%

>gives $12
>"you can keep the change"
>see you!

"heres $12"
when niggers ask for a tip i dont give them shit

Lia is love, Lia is life

I don't have more money for the tip
>But you have to pay the tip!
*Slides 20$* I'm sure we can keep this secret

it's illegal to not give delivery drivers a payout for gas and wear and tear. i'm not paying extra. drivers get 5 dollars, unless the store charges a delivery fee, then they get whatever is left of the 5 after delivery fee

I say thanks for the quick delivery, and to drive safe.
i don't give a tip because i live in a country that actually pay's their employee's.
Fuckin Pizza Delivery people get paid around $40 an hour in Australia. (to cover fuel costs)

win

I don't give tips because I am supposed to. I give tips because I want to. I don't give a shit how much you think I need to. If you ain't happy with how much I gave you, boo hoo better luck next time.

a 'tip' should be for exceptional service, a bonus for excellence.
not a required thing. Get paid by your employer. It's not our job to pay their wage :P

O-oh h-hi! W-wasn't expecting a fe-female delivery person.
*Get out wallet*
*Look down & see she's wearing sandles*
*Drop all my coins by 'accident'
*While picking up all my coins try get some sniffs off her feet*
*Brush my finger along her feet*
*Give her a $20 and wish her a good day*
*Lock the door then jerk off to my imagination of her giving me a foojob while I eat pizza.

another reason to hate you redneck britbongs

youtube.com/watch?v=S8XYOSWFbrU

cos we don't have to beg like a homless cunt for our own pay ?
Plz Sir, Can i have some $ ? plz.....my employer won't pay me.....plz........