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Sup Forums will having pearly penile pauples kill my chances of getting laid?

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Never killed mine

Finally someone with PPP. Did she even notice tho?

Eventually they'll get infected and you'll have to put antibiotics on it.

Maybe even have surgery

Dunno my girlfriend has never said anything about it

Just stick it in before she sees and vomits.
But no blowjobs for you.

the only grill who noticed it sucked my dick beforehand, i think you're good

Have it too. No complaints ever. I think the girls didn't even notice it.

Nah I've had them since forever and have stuck my dick in a couple women. Some have even sucked my cock.

If you do a 10 second Google you'll find you to be a faggot

I didn't notice mine til Sup Forums. It's not as bad as the pic but never had s chick mention it

Op here so according to everyone just move so fast she don't notice

nope, not at all

My whole rim is covered and In all my conquests And multiple long term relationships, I think I had one girl ask abiut it , and I brushed I off and changed the subject , don’t worry kid , confidence is key

Never killed mine too kek

everyone knows they're not viral, and any girl who doesn't, you shouldn't have your dick in anyway.

Never affected my sex life, and never even been questioned.

no

OP, that is so disgusting. please don't even attempt to reproduce.

Tfw this thread is boosting my confidence

No only prostitutes are intrested in them every average girl will give you disgusted looks. Dont mention them unless you have a really experienced woman, also beware of homosexual people they will try anything to getting them in their mouth/ass/armpit. Look for interacial girls they underatand it better somehow. Also get a circumcision if youre brave enough, ask for discounts at a prostitute next time because they really worship clean cocks with ppp.

>ask for advice 8" cut ppp cock here, tho i never have luck girls and homosexual men are murdersly following me for that and i even got a radio emitter inside my throat because of that.

Life is terrible with those but i wouldnt laser them away. Also if you get a girl, get her to shut her mouth her whole life about it, it only brings you pain and sorrow

kys, you're wrong

considering 30% of the male population has ppp, you shouldn't worry too much about it. some ignorant chick might confuse it with genital warts but as long as you're ready to explain what it is you should be fine.
I tried removing my ppp with a corrosive chemical that the doctor perscribed to me when I was 16 but it ended up turning my dick into a zombiearm for a month. it was also the most extreme pain i've ever had. I even had to take painkillers that had small amounts of morphine in them. Worst part is about 5 weeks after it was done and the penis finally had healed the PPP came back even worse and made it look worse. really one of the most painful weeks of my life

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Just move at light speed and explain yourself

Perfectly normal shit.

Chances of getting laid? What tuned-in sort of woman wouldn't want a naturally bristly glans sensually brushing her intimate insides?

Especially since such structures are usually associated with that other *gasp* unspeakable male genital structure... Foreskin?

If the ladies don't dig you... find better ladies... you deserve 'em and they deserve you.

Thanks Sup Forumsro

Are they noticeable with a condom on tho?

you can see them through the condom but only if you use a magnifying glass. as long as you're not getting blowed while having the condom on it won't be noticable.

If you've come that far that she is DTF, it won't matter.

first come to the bridge, then cross it.

Thanks for the help Sup Forumsros but I gave to sleep

Whatever you do, dont cut them off, they are pretty similar in structure to nerve endings. Toothpaste will make them smaller temporarily, but they will come back. Depends how bad you have them, I have pretty insignificant ones, but they can get huge.

How do you groom those really curious

>inb4 bleach

niggas get rid of that shit dont be tards.

>don't be tards
>no explanation why

fuck

Sex in the dark will be your greatest strategy.

girls won't give a shit lmao

i used to think that too but and i was self conscious about it for a while but no girl ive been with has mentioned it.

never been a problem for me either
only one ever mentioned them and that was my current gf, she was very curious about it and started to examine my dick, but that's it

Jesus, you guys worry about the strangest things.

Its a non-issue, also, the amount of really gross things that happen to female genitals, trust me, its small time compared to whatever they deal with.

Try not to worry so much lads, life ain't that bad.

What a fag who gets fidget spinners installed on their legs

gay here. ex friend had it. never cared even 1%. nevermind dude.

No, had sex, received blowjobs.
I brought it up everytime and explained that it's like beauty marks you either have them or you don't. I also explain that it's for males and that you can't give the over.

Pro tip : don't get them removed, it'll leave big ugly scar marks which will look worse than the ppp.
Asked my doctor about it.

There's dudes getting their dick sucked all the time with them it's no big deal pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8343e4dcda4

I had a girl ask me if I could breath underwater because my dick looks like it has gills.

it wont but if you notice a girl staring you should explain its not an STD and merely an anatomical variation that 1/4 of males have

I had this when I was about 15, I popped them all like zits and they never came back

Real shit I got and they're more noticeable than the ones in the pic. no girl has ever asked about them and I'm a blowjob fanatic only my fiance asked and that's because I asked if she ever noticed them

I'm cringing so hard, fuck

I tried popping mine when I was young and dumb all it did was hurt I didn't try super hard because you know it's my dick

People don't really see a weird pussy or cock and stop having sex. No one gives a shit at the time of the deed, they're too horny/polite to care. I have ppp and it never really bothered me.

why are prostitutes interested in them?

This went south so fast.

I tried to pop them in the past and they never actually "popped". I didn't think it was possible, despite how they look. Maybe I'll give it a try after a great deal of drinking moonshine.

My first bf had them and they were a bit larger than in OP's pic. I didn't mind them but one day while I was giving him a bj one of them got caught in my braces and it tore. Those things bleed A LOT when damaged.

harmless

stop posting this same fucking thread every week

Why? People are now finding out that ppp is a thing and they're not weird for having it. And they have questions to ask. What better place to come to?

Don’t really remember how many, but at least 60 women. Never had a single comment, and don’t think most noticed.

Ignore it.

Dont worry having these are a blessing. it means you have the genes of some of our cat forefathers unlike the nigger monkeys you are purebreed

No problem for me either
i dont get all the problem whit having them btw, they arent that bad

>What better place to come to?
>Has entire internet at their disposal
>Is on Sup Forums

That was so retarded a couple of neurons fell off my ear, thanks user, never change

last girl was pretty excited that I have those, it feels great she said

Cunt this board is literally called ''random'', whats so strange to get?

oh fuck man checked

>doesn't even have any

These PPPs are harmless.

Talk with your GF upfront and tell her the background (e.g. Wikipedia-Link).
I´ve done it and she was totally ok with it.

No. My ex boyfriend had those too. I looked it up and apparently theybare quite common and arent a sign if illness

i have them and i just noticed they are going away