Fight Thread!

Fight Thread!

Share some fight stories/tips/experiences

>age/height/weight
>last time you fought
>last time you won
>last time you lost

I went to jail. Made use of my muay thai

was it juvie or normal jail? What were you in for?

Assault on a police officer.

damn, you probably had a hard time in there from the prison staff, I heard people who do shit against the police have it worse than rapists lol

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dafuk is this

>red stands Orthodox
>White stands Orthodox
>red circles right
>white circles right
>red circles out and right
>white circles in and right
>red circles right
>white interrupts red's rhythm and takes step for a step-roundhouse kick
>white throws part of the roundhouse kick to the lead leg of red
>red lifts leg and initiates lead hand downward block too late
>white uses kick to switch to Southpaw, and create distance
>red steps in and throws right haymaker to lower body
>simultaneously, white throws fake lead hand backfist
>while red finishes haymaker
>white throws a turning backfist, which counters red's attack
>white uses turning backfist to switch back to Orthodox

>get shot

>35
>5'7
>145 (welterweight)
>Last fight 2013
>Last win 2013
>Last loss 2012 (guy just had crazy hand speed and out angled me)
>Advice: Train hard, spar often, be a good sport, and be persistent

I'm a CO... we don't give a fuck about Assault on cop charges. Half of the people who get arrested get that charge.

I fought recently in the South Pacific. Underground fights for high rollers. Pays well, but I’m still down for the count even now that it’s been three weeks. Let me tel you guys, it’s a hell of a life but every thing hurts. If you get involved with it, be prepared to have no free time and single, until you’ve at least got a name for yourself. It’ll start to pay well and you’ll have more free time usually, not as much as you’d like but recovering from big bouts does afford a little. I’m playing mgs3 and fuckin around the house. Back in the gym this weekend. Money’s good, I should be able to retire to some bookie muscle or a trainer.
Anyway, really think about it if ou wanna get involved with this shit.

Are you samoan?

Since you asked, I’m 34, 6’3 225lbs. All natural, some guys use steroids but they’re in a different venue usually. Not to say I haven’t fought em, more frequently when I was just starting out.
I lost my fight in the South Pacific so that sucks. Still recovering from it. Won the time before in Czech. Ama

no this is me
I’m Irish

dude id love to know more about underground fighting, if you have kik hit me up sometime tomaszn2 is my username.

Also it sucks that people roid, why dont you refuse to fight roiders? Sounds dangerous as fuck and unfair too

It’s not as easy as that. But most dudes are pretty cool about being upfront about their use. They’re usually in a different venue. It’s less interesting for the patrons I think, so they usually go for naturals. These things wax and wane though I think.

how did you lose your fight? hope the damage wasnt too much...

I've said this a million times already. Fighting is for niggers

>t. soyboy

>fake jab at stomach with non-dominant hand
>dominant elbow into face
>move your dominant foot behind his
>push to ground
>punch chest
>fight is over

this will never fail unless one or both of you is morbidly obese

>be me
>be new to school from south africa(niggerland for short)
>mom buys ikea zip backpack that zips into two attachable halfs
>be awkward due to english being second language(afrikaanse first)
> boy takes ikea back and starts fucking with it
> square up to faggot
>acting all big in front of everyone
> pushes me i push him back of course
> he swings at me
>apartheid.ngr
>get him into a clinch
>yank his head down but dont knee him
>let him raise his head
>leap like a nigger on water
> knee connects with throat
> gasping for air i punch him so hard in the jaw it knocked out of place
>mfw i didnt get into shit
>mfw im superior to britfags

I have more stories if anyone wants to read?
i can tell the one about the rugby team or the dog rapist in the grade above me?

you were on the rugby team? what position
also share the rugby fight story lel

as much as possible dont get into fights. shape yourself with the internal and external martial arts. be a peacekeeper. be a friend of the neighbourhood. its heavenly to walk around neighbourhood without worries like a champ

i play flanker cus im wirey as fuck but fast and strong.

rugby ones just me being dumb but here we go
>be me
>be on coach to first ever rugby match at new school
>gotta get those good impressions with the coach and teacher as the first fight didnt make me look too good in the eyes of a teacher
>game starts playing well
>other team notices im foreign start name calling and the usuall
>start playing like eben etzebeth on niggeroids
> 5 minutes till end of match
>ball goes out of scrum to opposite team
> be loose flanker decide to chase the ball
> offload to their winger
> he panics and boots the ball just as i kind of tackle him but saw him boot it so i just shove him
>embarassed he says "wanna fight you prick"
>inner slave master.wip
>i go"yea"
>throw punch
>break jaw
>hes still standing fuck it
>ippon seonagi his ass
>broken leg now due to my shoulder throw
>start elbowing him
>his team start tryna punch me
>i get up and go super retard 4
>start beating the shit out of ever single one of them(4 other that attacked me)
>mfw ref comes to drag me off
>mfw my team chants me off
>mfw when coach too scared of me so he says he didnt see anything

>you were on the rugby team? what position
I think they said I was a drawback.

>IM GONNA MAKE A FIGHTIN THREAD
>AW YEAH LETS GIT INTO A RUMBLE MATE
>*clicks on new post button*
>RIGHT give me YOUR age YOUR height YOUR weight AND TELL ME WHAT YA DID WHILE U WERE FIGHTIN SO I CAN SIT HERE AND THINK ABOUT FIGHTIN U I WANNA FUCKIN FIGHT M88888888888

haha top kek

are fights common in rugby? seems like a lot of cunts play that sport

haha actually the funny thing is ive noticed theres only fights when gypsys dont play its weird never been in one with a gypsy in the game

you sound like a beast, if you're anywhere like etzebeth you definitely are one.
You ever lost a fight?

checkd
and no actually im still waiting to lose one and i fight a decent amount, it migjt be cus i do muay thai i literally breath muay thai when i masturbate i teep my penis into the ground before i can ejaculate