Hi Sup Forums!
I’m addicted to escorts. I love just pumping away on hot young things with no strings. It costs about the same as dating and the sex is guaranteed. I’m afraid it’s ruined the way I think of women though. Every time I see a hot girl all I can think is how much does she want for 30 minutes of hardcore pound fucking. I’m not a bad looking guy and I’ve had several long term gf but I don’t know how to go back. What do?
Bump for interest
What you do next is corrupt regular girls into doing stuff for money.
Dunno. Maybe have a long term plan. You want love, someone to cuddle and care for and grow old with, someone to give you the bet sex you've ever had because you are so into each other and totally tuned into each other, and all that kind of shit?
Have fun waking up in 30 years alone and not having a woman who loves and cares about you
There are no guarantees. I've been with mine 25 years and would be gone but for the kid.
But, if you don't try, how will you know?
I'm interested hiring an escort but just the thought I get nervous. So you call for her services, then she arrives. Pay upfront? Do you tip? And how do you iniciate the sex? You start caressing? Or just strip and start fucking?
Date (don't pay for shit) and fuck regular girls, think of these as free of charge prostitutes
If you feel the need to spice it up continue fucking your escorts
Win win??
OP here, many of my married friends ended up divorced and looks like they will end up that way regardless.
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You're full of shit quit posting this stale pasta
I think you need to sort out your autism before anything
>>drop money
>>tip if u want don't need to
>>most the time they'll just grab ur dick
stop being a faggot
>Having hottie
>Having hottie devoted to you and on your dick daily
=/= gay
OP here, Most don’t want a phone call just txt to set up your date. Money is expected up front they typically call it a donation. You leave it on a nightstand or table when she gets to your place or you get to hers. They know why you are there you don’t need to initiate anything she’ll want to get started. She wants to get you off then her job is done.
unless they're the cops
>Have fun waking up in 30 years alone and not having a fat, surly, wrinkled, nagging hag dragging you down.
FTFY
OP here this is not pasta and that’s a BP eacort I’ve actually been with.
>It costs about the same as dating and the sex is guaranteed.
hahahahhahahaha something wrong there buddy ...
escortbabylon.net u need to get on. backpage full of cops
I have several ways of verifying it’s not LEO before contact.
Like?
>Be Britfag
>Legality highly unclear
>Brothels are a thing but I'm pretty sure you can't call one up to arrive at your door
What do?
I've been alone for nearly 22 years.
What's 30 more?