Have hot tech savvy female friend

>Have hot tech savvy female friend
>Talk about internet communities
>She says she lurks reddit a lot
>I say yeah #metoo (Sup Forums is too unknown and too degenerate for normies)
>she start to throw slang in the conversation
>she sees i can keep up
>she start with edgy jokes and pretty Sup Forums and Sup Forums specific stuff
>is she on Sup Forums?
>we keep giving each other these hints
>neither of us admitted to being shitposters
>no idea why, but i guess we both don't want to be associated with this place irl

what do next Sup Forums?

Obviously tell her to check your quints

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Well, theres only one way to be sure

On the first occasion of intercourse, raw dog the fuck out of her. Face fuck her. Then, start fucking her dog style. When youre about to cum lean doen and whisper into her ear. As you cum deep in her below the belt cock sheath say, "check my dubs."

Sort of have to now eh ;)

tell her kek has given you a sign in the form of quints that she's probably in this thread right now.

Reply to yourself, right now, and then post a screenshot including the OP. Then text it to her.

Miranda, if kek sent you here:
Raw doggy and face fucking are up next, msg me! Respect the quints!

this is a sign OP. Screenshot it and send it to her NOW

Derp. 'Take' a screenshot.

If these quints don't get you laid nothing will

Sent

Hope this won't bite me later haha

Post screenies!
Potentially epic bread. If OP delivers.

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bump for interest

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Fuck, she has no idea what I'm talking about

Or she's fucking with me by playing dumb

you're so autistic dear god

Mission failed! /fit/ /adv/ we need you!

>kek
not sure you realise that 4chins leaks onto reddit my normie friend.

post cap plssss

show proof

pls be real

Ask her directly. That is my /adv/

>(Sup Forums is too unknown and too degenerate for normies)
>Alexa rank - 213 (July 2017)

Fucking lost.

Ask her about rule 1.
Faggot.

>what do next Sup Forums

stop basing such a large percent of your identity on 4chin

lost what?
>newfag detected
>not a ylyl thread

He is showing respect to the post. He appreciates it and found laughter in it. I do recommend analysis.

fpbp

checked

yeah, but it doesnt make sense here,

You can show respect in any instance, there are no limitations. It seems to me and I would assume most others that you just are not familiar enough with the culture.

u're both autists

Nice quints

Literally no one cares if you use Sup Forums I know a ton of normies who browse Sup Forums and /vg/ they all lurk though.

Only the potion master sells those quints

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