Computer, generate a 10ft version of MEW please

>Computer, generate a 10ft version of MEW please

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Hmm, why would you want that???

>A giant MEW will never sit on your face

Why even live?

>MEW will never slowly drain the lifeforce from your body by squeezing your head between her thighs

JDIMSA

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>Computer, generate a 10ft HORNY version of MEW
>deactivate all safety protocols

>computer, generate 10 fully aware copies of Adolph Hitler
>computer, disengage all safety protocols

>Computer, generate five two-foot tall versions of MEW

I only just realised I could use the holodeck to live out all my weird impossible fetishes in any and all varieties I could imagine, this whole time I've just been thinking of different waifus I could summon up
Jesus

>Computer, generate a version of me that's happy
>Deactivate all life-support systems

Imagine all the portrait paintings they could make!

>Computer, generate 50 fully aware copies of Adolph Hitler and 100 fully aware copies of Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Generate aphrodisiacs in the air. Generate porn movies of Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Adolf Hitler and display them on the walls. Disable all security codes.

>Computer, generate 13 year old version of Natalie Portman
>disengage all safety protocols, do not open the door for whatever reason.;

>Computer, turn me into a turd about to be pushed out of Bella Thorne

Uh oh, Stinky Dinky xD

Computer, generate hologram of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D, with the the entire crew staffed by holograms, generated using stored crew information, with the exception of Ensign Wesley Crusher. Replace the generic AI in each hologram with the personality file for a Klingon Rape Beast. Reduce luminosity from all light sources by 70%.

On my mark, perform a site to site transport of Ensign Wesley Crusher from his bed into the holographic representation of his bed, disable voice commands from any individual of command grade below Lieutenant, and disable all safety protocols.

Mark.

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>Hey computer, did you ever see that bit from King Kong with those worm monsters?
>Uhhh

>just realized
If you didn't realize that immediately then you gay

Keked

Is horny MEW the best MEW yet?

Thanks for reminding me asshole

post her feet

The best MEW is yet to come. The best MEW will be when her sexual frustration spirals entirely out of control and she starts using social media to track down the people who are making lewd comments about her body, showing up at their places of residence and dominating them for her perverse sexual pleasure. She'll unleash all of the dirty fetishes she's been reading about on them.

>10ft MEW

WAKE ME UP

He was a landscape artist

>Computer, generate 3 Mews all with vicious and violent sexual desires towards me, place us in a sex dungeon with all female domination equipment

>computer, disable safety protocols

i know posting lewd comments and fantasies about MEW would eventually pay off

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>when you remember she's married to some grooming hipster

"Alright, who is next? This one says he wants me to crush his skull with my thighs?"

"this one wants me to sit on his face and choke him out, hes definitely next"

>Computer, generate a cute 8 year old girl.
>Computer, disable logging.

> ywn fill that belly button with your jizz

eww

Computer can I get a nude Tayne