Waifu thread, semi-warm edition

Waifu thread, semi-warm edition

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what did you do today?

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(Rory)
Fosters?

(???)
Who are you?

(Louise)
Careful about what?

(Saya)
Sure, but I'll take what I can get

A full bottle, I'm not done yet though

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Of course, its all we drink :^)

Business is a solid choice. High demand, versatile, and pays well. That's what my brother studied actually. How far along are you?

Vali claimer claimed.

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Come over, I'll let you mess with my stash.
Watch it again!

>Neptune【鬼】

I suppose. Could be worse.

X

Shiiiiiet. How's it been?

Good for washing down a well done steak and ketchup right ^.^

mako

You know... things and stuff...

>claiming a 3D

You should stop for the night...
Or atleast drink some water before you keep going!

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Two years, but I've been taking classes pretty slowly. I mostly just want a job that pays well...I don't plan on working for very long before retiring. If you save, like, all of your income other than expenses, it's pretty easy.
You thought Saito did nothing wrong, clearly your perception is a little messed up.
Don't go too hard, is all.
I really don't

Morning, darling. How did ya sleep?

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

why now the amazons?

too much food

Did you get you Valentine Vegemite Chocolates?

Why? I'll stop eventually. I highly doubt I'll finish it, I'm a lightweight

I'll be fine, it's not my first rodeo

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

DELETE THIS
PLUSHIE
You think so? I wanted to go out and get restaurant discounts with her though
love ya

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oops i meant like what

pikachu, it's murder-time

i'll round them up, you burn them, okay?

burn the burners

Not Waifu just protectu.

If you say so

Claiming best girl.

That's a lot of booze you haven't drank yet.. Why you haven't drank all that yet?

Why did you call yourself U.N?
Fair enough, not that Jack is too bad to drink.. Next time you should try something you haven't tried yet tho, broaden horizons etc etc..

Well, only thing he's done wrong is being a fucking retard and being at the wrong place at the wrong time..

I'm pretty frugal myself. Haven't paid for tv in years; I keep all of my electronics and vehicles until they stop working; I don't really get my rocks off by shopping so I don't spend a lot of money in general

Trust me, go drink some water, or eat some bread so the alcohol soaks up.
Shut up, you're a good enough waifu uwu

She is not a children of the earth.
She takes to the skies to reshape nature. She is family.

Make me.

The kind that we do...

Cute.

Gross.

I like to play bartender, I can't mix drinks if I have nothing to mix.

pretty good i guess, had a nightmare but i'd rather not explain it
how's your day been

Just make sure I don't say anything too stupid

My waifu is the United Nations Mediator
I'm sure I'll try more things once I can actually buy alcohol

I have cookies, does that work?

He cheats on her.
Right there with ya. Right now I save my entire month wage except 100$

im confused

No bunny suit pics pls

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Well, I'm heading out for work later, so..

She is cute, and a smile we must protect

Sure, oh, btw, pickles are great to avoid hangovers, and try not to drink on an empty stomach.
I've had my experience with liquor in the past.

What is?

Oh! Do you have any suggestions what I should try next? Last suggestion I got from a bartender was vanilla spirit mixed with cola.. It's gooood... Gimme something original!

United nations? I totally forgot about that..
Scout the store before you have someone fetch something for you. Tell them what to get. It's good to try new things.

When?

You can't handle me, darling.

>bla bla restaurant
I'm sure she's happy just being with you tonight.

You having those, huh? Try taking a spoon of honey before bed, it apparently works.
I... uh... finished Saya...

Don't you like it? Doesn't it drive you to want to know more?

I'll consider it. Maybe.

Indeed.

Hi.

yes she is and nou

Season 4 is the most glaring example. Running around with Henrietta.

no its ok if you dont want to

I'm not a bartender, just a wannabe with a few books and the liquor.
I know mostly a few mainstream drinks, guess I could look a recipe up if you tell me what you have.
Atleast you aren't insane like most people here.

Thats fine, I usually become irrelevant fairly quickly anyway

Well you seemed to have an impressive shelf
I'll keep pickles in mind when I wake up, I think I still have some around

Unfortunately the person that usually gets me stuff took his girlfriend out of town, so I had to fend for myself. I certainly wasn't being too picky

Mine

Cant forget the ranch.
No, we aren't a group of homos. Though we did have a dinner.
I know you do.

I get wasted really fast.

>finished Saya
But I'm still here...

>Season 4
Did I watch that or drop it, I can't remember..
He runs away? Can't blame him considering how sadistic Louise was..

I want something original...
Try that vanilla spirit (if you can find any) and cola.

Have you had Jack before?

no honey
l-l-lewd

>Thats fine, I usually become irrelevant fairly quickly anyway
At least people talk to you
I'm here all the time and never get anything lul

Jill.

I don't believe that for a second.

SMUGS!

We're done talking about this.
Feel free not to, but it's the truth

This is my waifu

Not user posting helps.

No no.. I wanna know if he actually runs away

Well everybody deserves Vegemite chocolate

I'm the same way

I have, it's pretty decent

I'd talk to you more, but I'm skeptical about anons

But I'm not anonymous

yes they are poisonour rhino

Louise halp

oh shut up you'll never be dating

Id call it an aquired taste. Cheesymite is better, but OG Vegemite is king.
Halp yourself :^)

Vanilla spirits... mmmh... I'll look it up, cola, uhm, you could try a cuba libre, it's basically a fancy way of mixing a rum-cola.
Rocks glass full of ice, 1.5/2 oz of cuban rum, half a lemon squeezed in (or mire depending on your tastes), a dash of angostura bitter and you're good to go
Mhm, replenishes electrolytes or something, prevents dehydration.

Oh wow that's fantastic, I'm looking for work now :(

Shroedingers equation?

zarakanian nots are not drunk

zarakanian saya are not drunk


so go be a panthera tigris

to be eaten by one

More* not mire

Duke, wish namesync worked on mobile.

Anything you want to talk about?

I wouldn't mind trying vegemite, but I only hear bad things

Wait, so you eat the pickles while drinking?

Whatcha up to?
It can be nice. But I dont drink anymore
With?
I mean, it's 3 days a week fast food, so I'm not exactly stacking benjamins.
what

How ya doing today?

Nah, it's fine. Slept like 4h, had some classes in the morning, did Valentine's Day related stuff, watched some weird VN, now I'm here.
How's R6 going? Are you good in that video game?

Maybe I am insane, but too insane for you to notice? How's that for a plot twist!

Cute!

For now...

Get honey! It's great, tastes like bee vomit.
Saya is a whor- err, a very sexually active waifu...

Sounds problematic.

I'm on mobile
No, cause I'm going to sleep

mako

that is rational zero

narrow and boring

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most of the time i do pretty well you should play with me

:)
How goes it?
Legs are sore this time. You?

maybe, idk
the story is very sex driven, so that's not to be unexpected

told you so

I misread...

Pretty decent, yeah. Next time try a bottle next to JD that isn't too expensive... or. have you tried cognac?

I took a screenshot, but can you recommend something that's really low on effort?

Drinking and posting.

..You want me gone?

Thats because people treat it like peanut butter, or normal spreads like jams. You gotta start small, smallest amount you can put on it with butter. Then if you find you enjoy it, increase it.
(^:

That's because you won't let people fap to you're wife

fine i'll post ratatat

hold your horse

Nou

I ran out of fries.

Jill.
What's new?

Same old. I'm almost 2/3rds of the way through learning these runes. Working on algiz right now, then I have one more, and I'll know both Freys Aett, and Hagals Aett.
How bout you?

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Here

Your average spirits/clear booze with vanilla cola might do too...

I do sparingly now, typically with my friends, unfortunately they're off doing Love-based things and I'm drinking alone

Goodnight then

Sounds good to me.
Come by my work later

no scotch
got a fifth of woodford and a pint of jack for mixing tonight
not much tbh, just killing time until friday night
maybe overmeme later
smog

What do you use? Can't get it to work on firefox

Do you want to start your own business once you have a degree or work for someone else's?

Jill! And smog is bad

op deliver because |||||OP DELIVERIES

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borne aprer tight

uoN
Pretty much. But its still called a Vegemite sandwich. I guess now I want one for lunch.
Awh. Fun but no fun. I wish I had money.

I only drink with friends. It always makes my stomach hurt a ton.
Both. I intend to work for someone else while managing mine on the side til I can retire and just focus on mine.

Ooh, you definitely should try cognac! It's a bit expensive, at least here, but definitely worth the try!

It is.. until I run out of jegermester,, then only despair..