Hey Sup Forums, I'm going to fuck an escort for the first time next week...

Hey Sup Forums, I'm going to fuck an escort for the first time next week. Will be in a big hotel in a new city for the night.

Plan on paying the "outcall" fee and having them come to my room. Maybe on cialis beforehand just in case.

Any tips? Pic(s) related, one of two I'm taking.

Option B. In the UK btw so it's not illegal, just very dodgy

If she has a bodyguard or whatever, let him watch you hand her the cash, or hand him the cash. Usually a good way to prove she's not a cop.

be nice to her

This doesn't happen in the UK.

ofc, it's not in me to be like that

Come'on Sup Forums, I know there's some tricks in here

good man. i've never gone with an escort so idk how to go about it, but good luck friend

Sounds like fun, are you going to take both of them at the same time? That'd be pimp

I think Option A is hotter personally, if I had to choose just one

Do incall.

option B for sure

Why incall? To me it's better to pay the extra £30 and have them come to me. I reckon they'll ask me to pay taxi etc. though

She's my first choice, wanna fuck that ass

Just one

Also I think I'll be kinda' nervous beforehand just because it's something I've never done before. Hoping to hear from some veterans.

Some of these girls are clearly foreign and have been trafficked into the UK too, which makes me question it. They all list their nationality as "British" but their skin tone / look screams Eastern Euro

Here's some ass to keep the lurkers interested

Get REALLY drunk and beat her, Slavic girls can't get enough of it.

Why not a try a Milf? Would be nice

>This doesn't happen in the UK.

Good to know since I'm moving there next week.

Option A obviously, btw for some lulz without telling her you take condom off, surprise cum inside her, post her reaction on Sup Forums

thanks man

Do a jumping group high five at the end

Dubs speak the truth.

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Here in Aus you can usually throw them an extra 50-100 and get a natural bj.....some even let you fuck em without a rubber.....do at your own risk.....also it pays to be clean yourself...shave your balls and trim your pubes....and make sure you soap you ass...crack and sack