User

user,
how do I get girls to notice me ?

Show them your wallet

I'm disappointed,in the preview it looked like she had a cock

you're asking Sup Forums about attracting the opposite sex...

Pay attention to ugly girls. You know? The ones in your league

shave your pussy

Send them dick pics

level 32 wizard with 6 figure salary and net worth over half a million
how much more money do i need to get women to notice me?

Use a portion of that money to get /fit/, then approach them with this information at your local bar.

its not until their victim is used up for all net worth and they have taken the kids. Then they will expect you to raise them and pay for them.

Love that gif. Have another one.

Be tall, and muscular.

u need about 3.50

Fart

Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don't be unattractive

Right before the tazer goes off. Or the drugs wear off, depending on my mood.

Money doesn't help you get /fit/. It takes motivation and time, and I have neither.

ITT: virgins giving virgins dating advice. A social divide-by-zero...

>Be rich
>Be handsome
>Be famous
>Be hung
>Be talented

If none of the above - You will not be noticed

Wear red.

shoot up your school.

This

Pull your cock out in front of them

kek

shout hello

>wanting girls to notice you

trust me user, it's not worth it. You think it is, but it's not

shoot up your school

This

I'm average at best but get lots of pussy because I'm not picky. There's always an ugly girl in any group and when I go to clubs I make a beeline straight to that one. They love that you walked past their hotter friends to get to them and they're just happy to be getting dick.

Lost

Die

Be born as mental Chad. Otherwise there is no hope.

work out

1. Open the door
2. Get on the floor
3. Everybody walk the dinosaur

salty bags of onion milk and sand coins

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get fit. get facial surgery for your jaw line, chin, and cheek bones.

The only girls I've ever tried to go for have been well below average. I still got rejected every time.

Walk up and introduce yourself. Ask her what her name is.

Lmao

Dont get her to notice you. Make it where she has to speak to you. Oh wear clean clothes, comb your hair, and smile

You don't. No girls notice some asshole who sits around waiting to be noticed.

But what you can do is stop being a faggot dreaming of girls on the internet and do something proactive.

If you're fat, stop whining and hit the fucking gym. If youre skinny, what are you doing? Go eat some fucking spaghetti and lift something heavy.

Ask for some advice on how to dress better and get a better hair cut. Cut off your stupid neck beard.

Get some fucking hobbies. Sitting around watching porn all day is not a fucking hobby.

Get your ass outside and talk to people. Make some fucking friends.

Actually say hello to women. No you are not going to fuck every woman you talk to. That does not matter.

Most women arent interested in you. You're not special in that regard. Its true for everyone unless you're some rich famous faggot.

You dont want to be one of them anyway.

Talk to people about what interests you. Its not that fucking hard. Contrary to what it seems there are nice people out there.

It may seem daunting but it gets easier. Eventually you WILL connect with someone and they WILL want to fuck you. Will she be a super model? Probably not, but in the dark, all pussy is the same.