/blackmetal/

arms edition

old:

>atmospheric passages that last longer than a minute

not again

black metal fucking sucks

ARARARARARAR SATAN SLASHING GOBLINS ORCS BURN CHURCHES ARARARARARAR

fucking garbage

What do you listen to

>tfw downloaded almost 80 new albums in preparation for NBBMN
black meal for this feel?

who /velvetcacoon/ here?

okay?

t. nu-male

kendrick lamar

true
also, didn't the original acts distance themselves and make fun of the bm scene already by the late 90s?

>I've started NBBMN early and have started keeping track of what I listen to
Comfy desu

young thug

they did, but we pretend they didn't so we can think ourselves as strong alpha metalmen instead of virgin basement dwellers with too much time to waste on listening to obscure demo tapes recorded by 15 yo edgelords in their bedroom

penderecki's threnody on repeat as my daily background music
ya fucking pussies

nice taste user, you might want to check out the romanian spectralist scene; expecially horatiu radulescu
also nice nazi dubs

The real essentials chart is in he other thread so you get this one. . .

>real essentials chart
There isn't a single good black metal chart though

Wow so amazing

It’s more like they were all kind of stupid losers and the music is a lot bigger than the people behind it. It continues to be impactful despite whatever the retards who made it say

The best way to start is probably satanic warmaster, windir, burzum, darkthrone, empyrium , and enslaved

>the music is a lot bigger than the people behind it
I believe it's the other way around
it was just a fad at best

Real essentials:
Forsaken Vulture - Plague Wing Prophecies
Death Fortress - There Goes The Neighborhood
Impyrialyst - Intestinal Strangulation At The Font of Shel'bahab
Dograpiist - Canine-Human Hybrid

I wouldn't recommend anyone listen to Windir or Satanic Warmaster ever.

>black metal girls

Dubs confirm truth.

What do we think of the new Bell Witch?

Do you hate riffs?

>thinking Windir is bad
Yikes

yes

me

boring as fuck. predictable chord progression and phrasing. feels like their sound hasn't developed at all.

Then why is it still made at an alarming rate to this day? In fact is made now more than ever

Take out the metal and just settle for a black girl, better food, less drama, less being depressed about some bullshit every fucking time you see eachother.

>Then why is it still made at an alarming rate to this day?
It doesn't require any real talent.
>In fact is made now more than ever
Obviously, with the global advent of mediocrity.

Satanic warmaster is quite great though

Not sure why you're asking in a Black Metal thread but whatever
It's probably their best work

I hate bad generic riffs like Satanic Warmaster writes.
>thinking meloshit is good
Yikes

Who invited this niggerlover to the thread

talent isn't prerequisite for any musical genre. the talent rises to the top.

So why are you here exactly
I think it’s not black metal

What are you blastin?

> "who invited nigger lover over to the thread?"

Damn Darkthrone has changed

>this drunk retard named fenriz said black metal is a joke so that means no one should ever take it seriously, right?
The tourism this year is unreal

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That's Pewdiepie you cock!

yeah, that's why most scenes and genres became vapid retard olympics
especially black metal

I guess that’s one way of looking at things if you’re a jaded retard

fuck xasthur

Is this the most kvlt man alive

> Windir
> meloshit

Windir ain't fuckin' Fen! (not that early Fen was bad)

yea

or perhaps an unbiased and concerned observer

Don't bother, it's just the same guy that gets triggered at any mention of Windir

Windir is most certainly melodic bm that’s for sure

Sure

well thanks for your concern but please go the fuck away and listen to something else.

Windir is meloshit and early Fen is bad.

All fen is bad

Hey. You know those Doritos for fans who know what mellow black sounds like? Yeah, I gave it to these guys. . . .

And you. Remember that McFlurry that you ordered. Yeah, they don't make those anymore. . .

Dude shitposting lmao

What's some essential DSBM? I like xasthur a lot

>mellow

Trist from the Czech Republic seems to be posted on these threads a lot, check him out.

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Striborg is better

Does Strid count?

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this pic makes me laugh every time

Thoughts on this? Might be made by an insane person.

Nah dude's just a LARPer

Let's share some gossip about Josh and """Angela""" plzz

Nice watermark homo

Post raw synthy bm

Post something good first

how about you start with something that isn't nu-male shit

out of the way, the best industrial black metal album is coming through

>best industrial black metal album
and it's still bad

Total homo alert

confirmed for never listening to it

How do you do Dagon's style of vocals?

It’s really easy, though I can’t articulate how to do it exactly

What's the most kvlt pet in existence?

goat

Wolf

female pleasure slaves

boipucci

girly twink boyslave

pucci boi

A kitty cat.

hate to say this but u hit the nail right in the head buddy

>fenris is greying
fuck

Is that a Power from Hell shirt?

he's the Boreal Fiend

>be paranoid schizophrenic in black metal band
>Kill a guy because of your paranoid schizophrenia
>spend years hard time in jail
>released from jail
>marry young stupid autistic girl who for some reason likes you
>have 5 kids you cant adequately support
>support using welfare
>live in a shit shack in france with no bathroom and running water
>excuse for this is you want to live more "simple off the grid life" despite still using internet
>claim to be a farmer but cant farm for shit
>make excuses talking out your ass about how fruit trees cant handle the sunlight of france (there are literal flourishing fruit groves in flordia)
>make more excuses about snails and vermin eating your plants and saying "oh this is nature, we wont do anything about it"
>larp as a viking in the woods (like a literal autist)
>make failing dungeons and dragons copy
>become one of the most historically illiterate youtube personalities to ever exist
>make retarded claims such as that autistic people are more empathetic, that europeans are 100% neanderthal, and were all blonde
>ban people on youtube when they call you out on your retarded theories

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>make some of the best albums in a genre

I used to think Varg was smart when I read the shit he wrote back when he was in prison. Now that he's out of prison he's gone full retard with anti-vaccine, greenhouse-effect-denying, anti-science mumbo jumbo.

He's basically the same as all those crazy evangelical hicks but he adds in extra racism.

Siberian Husky

>Be famous for your music
>Make a bunch of vlogs
>use the same 3 shitty pagan chants in your videos