That one faggot sitting alone

>that one faggot sitting alone
>that other faggot that remembers the name of directors

kek i always throw popcorn at people who i see are sitting alone. fucking losers deserve to be beaten.

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Nobody gives a shit if you sit alone, Sup Forums. Go watch more movies.

>that one faggot who flips out when you kick his seat

>that guy who posts on Sup Forums

don't be that guy

>that one faggot on his phone throughout the entire movie

It's too late for me, mr. frog person

>that guy who can't name more than 10 directors

I go the movies alone all the time. Nothing wrong with that. It's actually a more interesting experience

>FREEZE FRAME!!!
yeah, thats me

1. Nolan

2. Tarrantino

3. Uwe Boll

4. Brian Singer

5. paul feig

6. Michael Bay

7. The Watchkowski sisters

8. Buffy the Vampire slayer guy

9. Zack Snyder

that's all I can think of

>sit alone
>qts come and sit with me to chat all the time
Loner Chad is best Chad

>go to a movie with 1 friend
>he sits right next to you even though there's more than enough room to leave one bench between
why?

Teach me your ways, senpai.

>go to local movie theater
>people all around me talk and make jokes with me
>feel like I actually belong and have friends
>it's a business meeting where my workplace rented out a screen to do a presentation about improving how we do things

This legitimately happened to me twice within one month, but not in a movie theater.

Smile, dress okay (t-shirt, jeans, nothing fancy. No cargo shorts or vidya t-shirts though.), lift, have an alright face.
That's it.

>that one guy who freaks out when you put your feet through the back of his headrest

dont be that guy.

This. I wear jeans and a white t-shirt, and the whores can't get enough.

>sit alone in public
kek why
sitting at buss stop? don't you have a car? kek

tfw

>girls like polluter
kek no wonder you're single

>when the flash accidentally goes off
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

wtf that's what i wear

wtf i love myself now

>that one guy who comes into the wrong theatre but stays for the kino