Dubs tells me what to fuck in my fridge

Dubs tells me what to fuck in my fridge

cream cheese

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Cool whip

cream cheese

please just a little cream cheese

oh god please some cream cheese

please the cream cheese

anything for a little cream cheese

im dying just a little bit of cream cheese

why is this happening all i want is some dick in some cream cheese

i would kill for some cream cheese

One dozen of your eggs. But to fuck them you have to drop them onto your dick until they smash then jerk off with the yolk

just a bitta cream cheese

ketchup

i will get on my knees and pray for some cream cheese

Cool whip

rolling for this

i love that cream cheese

i'd die for that cream cheese

i'd kill myself for that cream cheese

Winrar

god smite me now if i don't get some cream cheese

well

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FUCK JUST SOME CREAM CHEESE THOUGH A LITTLE BIT IS ALL I ASK FOR

Win

ram it through some eggs

oh boy im liking that cream cheese

bagel you kike fuck

do it op

Condenser coil

Honestly no ketchup

i like cream cheese

Ended up being old ass spaghetti sauce

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DO IT OP NO BALLS

jesus ever heard of manscaping dem pubes fagot?

DO THE COKE BOTTLE

oh fuck yes that cream cheese, how'd it feel op?

Usually do, got a little out of hand due to a very depressed winter

Felt decent, nor enough left to fuck but the idea of my mom or sister finishing it gets me hard

oh my that is incest right there

Is it though? Or is it just being a creep. I guess the idea that it gets me stiff is, but I don't wanna fuck either

that's understandable i guess, would you ever act on it?

Nah prolly not, did with another sister and her friend with a truth or dare game once back on the day but that's for another thread

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how old were you?

Eggs

Prolly bout 12, she was 10 or so. Dared her to suck me off. Ended up doing it with a dude after cause I knew it felt amazing and had no clue what gay was

sounds like quite the experience

Reroll

It was nice her name was Krystal, she moved out of state but I still think about how good that first bj felt

who was the dude?

Some tool named Travis, he was p. lame

Yourself

No fucks given phone's dieing good bye b

Man sucks how op delivers and the thread dies, I wanted to cum on some food

>travis
sounds kinda hillbilly, am i wrong in saying so?

Meh not really