Command and Conquer Cinematic Universe when?
Command and Conquer Cinematic Universe when?
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I'm ready!
First one as shit starts to go down: "realistic" terrorist strikes as NOD rears its head against the oppressive GDI. After credits with Kane. In the last sequence Mammoth tank shoots NOD stolen nuclear warhead from the sky and survives the blast.
Second full blown C&C movie with originals tanks. No ufo shit, the last boss is cyber commando (from Tiberian Sun I know) and gets killed by ion cannon to the face.
Third one goes full retard with ufo shit. The perfect ending which gets the hate of pros and the love of plebs.
what's going on over there, Alex?
you're throwing everything you got at us Alex.
you just KNOW
EA-era grils are shit
Why Mr President....whatever do you mean?
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>Summer 1940...
>I wonder if it will be raining
>all natty brah
What's the picture that's posted that usually has that filename?
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES YOU MANIAC
this one
No it's not you lying faggot milennial
>construction complete
>new construction options
>on hold
>cancelled
JERRY THIS IS SUICIDE
It's a shame Origins fucked it for Windows 8/10
SILOS
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nm hbu
But, if you have a move in mind, now is the time to tell me.
>We will Command and Conquerâ„¢! Tiberian sun, get the soldiers ready
>Kane then looks at the camera and winks
she was waaaaaay more forward in Yuri's Revenge
>Russian winter is cold, but it need not be this time, yes? *hintedy hint hint*
I AM the future
>You have many reasons to return. *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*
LONDON
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Parliament Building
3rd Floor
Room 203
Two doors to the left from the elevator
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>Trying to talk about C&C
>kids show up with dumb RA memes
RA is the dumb version of C&C for boring people.
CnC wasn't always srsbsns like how EA wants to be. It used to be campy as fuck. RA2 just happened to be the campiest.
>tfw don't remember any of the memes
I need to replay those gems desu
btw fuck EA
KANE?
DR MOBIUS, I'M GDI
Go fuck yourself buddy, CABAL was campy as fuck.
you don't get to bring scrin
She made my pubescent peepee go pointy
Emilya Argan. You can thank me later.
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>Emilya Argan
What? It was Aleksandra Kaniak
Hu dis
mmmh comrade general
Comwrade chenewral. You are pwroving even more...tenacious...zan I sought.
>My command is your wish
Yuri ASMR fucking when
>mfw Command and Conquer General predicted the future
Holy shit
AK47'S! FOR EVERYONE!
Meteorblitzkrieg!
time will tell....
Toxin troopers, ATTACK!
Your tank rush is nothing compared to mine.
>"Can I have some shoes?"
>"Thank you for the new shoes!"
She looks like her especially with her YR hair
Only now do I realise I need this
Sonic boom, baby! Let's do this thing
YURI, YURI, YURIIIIIII
THE WAR IS OVER
CAN'T WE ALL JUST... GET ALONG
Is the heat getting to you General?
Mirage tank was best girl
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER
Least it's not Prism tanks you rushing cunt
Best boy
>silenced high velocity cannon
>the high speed produces a lot of heat to set enemies on fire
There goes the neighbourhood!
nah, nigga
>implying there is anything wrong in particular with ra memes and not just memes in general
Almost posted this myself. Seriously why does anything which isn't an Apocalypse tank even fucking bother?
CONTENT
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Elite IFV was the shit
Takes too long though, Allies can get a fleet of Prism tanks to fuck your shit up if they're quick enough.
>tfw "We're going to have to act if we want to live in a different world"
NO
NO
NO
NO MERCY
IFVs were best if you were Soviets, or captured a Soviet barracks, and stuck Tesla troopers in them. One-shots infantry, does serious damage against tanks, and when it gets blown up you still have your Tesla trooper to keep fighting on foot.
Yfw ENEMY ION CANNON ACTIVATED!
Prism tank rushing is fucking cheap
>Soviet Spys
Fucking hell that unleashed some excelent upgrades
MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK
>tfw Chrono Ivan
>tfw beat the last level in Allied campaign using pretty much nothing but 2 chrono legionnaires
Yup and that's why they did it, because they are cheap allied scum who fail to recognize the true glory of the soviet union
Best tech upgrade
Teach me
Just teleport them near the bottom of the map and have them slowly delete things until they are fully promoted, then coordinate to take out the Black Guard (first the sentry guns, then one pair of tanks, then the second, then the tesla coil)
having the Spy Satellite Uplink helps tremendously with this
Pretty sure this was Romanov's endgame all along
KIROV REPORTING
>tfw rolling a fleet of promoted Kirovs with the tesla bombs onto the enemy base
Did anyone ever solve the windows 8/10 issues with the C&C games before Generals?
>Tanya will never step on your balls and tell you to suck it up, soldier
>using windows 8/10
Yeah I know I'm a fuck up
best
hahahahaha...
no
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> dat puppet dictator conspiracy
> dat middle east namedrop
> dat one-liner tag by CABAL
> all these fucking videogame predictions that CAME TRUE
Silos needed.
ARMAGEDDON IS HERE
>tfw CAN'T beat the last allied campaign without chrono legionneres.
there's not a single work in fiction that has deeper lore than C&C
>alpha centauri quotes
That's legit one of the best games I've ever played. It's so ahead of it's time both artistically and creatively.
>not including kane in red alert
Shame 4 shits on all of that.
3 was already pretty shit.
Auf wiederse-
>tfw rocketeers
HBO series never, even though it's perfect considering the other series HBO has run. Gaian for tits, Spartans for violence, Planet for body horror, Lal /Morgan /Zakharov /Yang for quadlateral politic backstabbings, and Mariam as the bitch you hate at first but realise her concerns are starting to become legitimate.