Superior Instrument

Give me at least 3 reason why the Trombone isn't the greatest instrument to be created.
>great solo/concerto compositions
>massive amount of creative styles
>can be all 4 voices
>slide
>simple, yet the most precise instrument
>sounds fuckin rad
>jazz

More like tromboner

I would try and oppose what you said for the sake of debate, but I'm having trouble finding any counter-argument...

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the superior brass instrument, maybe

It's a big slide whistle

>awkward and clunky and so are the players
>makes sounds sillier than the bassoon
>looks even sillier while playing it
>overshadowed by the trumpet, the cuck of the orchestra
>feels like you're blowing on a massive metal cock (though your kind may consider this a pro)

Because I can make the same sound using my mouth.
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>uses a plunger
>Plunger used to unclog shit
>Literally shit instrument

>can be all 4 voices
no it can't

>great solo/concerto compositions
name 5

>massive amount of creative styles
>another timbre in the classical orchestral >Jazz solo or jazz band backing
>funk backing
>reggae backing

Thats pretty much it. Many other instruments have much wider range of creative styles

>the most precise instrument
this is just blatantly incorrect

>musicmajorfag

I just switched from bass trombone performance/music ed to comp sci and i fucking hate my life

but I agree, I wish there was more bass trombone solo literature though

Because the saxophone and the piano exist.

>not even polyphonic
Guitar is better at nearly everything you mentioned.

>string cuck

>I just switched from bass trombone performance/music ed to comp sci
seriously how?

>literal blowhard

>reed instruments
never again. i still cannot forget the feeling of wood vibrating against your teeth

for you

bassoon >>> trombone

OP BTFO

Oh, for fucks sake.

Thats overkill

I play both faget
what now bish?